Gold Standard: Lost? Yo, I see. I must have drunk too much yesterday. Now I don't know which dunghill to throw up on.
Jia Gui: Then fuck you. Taijun Heiteng never drinks or goes to the dunghill. In my opinion, there must be no money to repay the account, and the creditor deducted it.
Gold standard: That's fucking you. In my opinion, someone must have been arrested.
Jia Gui: Bullshit! Who dares to catch black vines? If you ask me, you must have met a trafficker.
Gold Standard: Bullshit! Who dares to sell black rattan Taijun? Is that someone dares to sell, who dares to sell.
Jia Gui: How come no one dares to buy it? You dare to buy no.8 bus.
Gold standard: I still want to buy a No.8 bus. People just give it to him. ...
(Blessed to sleep in the shop, Jia Gui sneaked in to get wine and held it in her arms. )
Shi Hui: Captain, what are you doing?
Jia Gui: Nothing. It's all yours.
Blessed: Why should I sleep? If I sleep any longer, the bookshelf will be empty. Please bring it. That bottle of wine is fake.
Jia Gui: Ah, this is really close. You woke up just in time. Hey.
Blessed: I dreamed of you just now.
Jia Gui: Did you dream of me? What did you dream about me?
Blessed: I dreamed that you paid all your debts.
Jia Gui: Oh, that's good. Then we're even. ...
(Ding Xianglou traitors eat ~ ~ ~)
Shuigen: Boss, a * * * is 1 10, please give it to 100.
Traitor: Do I look like someone who gives you money?
Shuigen: Look at what you said. I like it, especially.
Traitor: You are wrong today. I didn't have a good drink today. What money can I give you?
Shuigen: If you don't drink well, you won't give money. Captain Huang didn't tell you.
Traitor: Captain Huang? ! Gold standard? What is he doing here?
Shuigen: Boss, you don't know yet. Captain Huang is the adopted son of our Dingxiang landlord, and he is also involved.
Traitor: Hey, don't scare me with the gold standard. I don't believe it today. I ... if he gives me money, I'd like to see what he can do to me.
Guard traitor: What do you do?
Boss Feng: Back to the boss, a businessman.
Guard traitor: a businessman? Do you have a merchant certificate?
Boss Feng: Come and have a look.
Guard traitor: Do you have a good citizen's certificate?
Boss Feng: Look.
Guard traitor: Do you have a pass?
Boss Feng: Look.
Guard traitor: Hey, I said, what are you doing with so many certificates when you go out?
Boss Feng: You can't get in without so many cards.
Guard traitor: What are you doing here?
Boss Feng: Boss Sun's donkey is coming.
Devil: Donkey? ! Documents? !
Guard traitor: Taijun said, does this donkey have any certificates? Come with us without papers.
Jia Gui: Tell Taijun Kuroda that more than 30 people died in this operation.
Kuroda: Asshole! * * * How many people are going?
Jia Gui: * * More than forty people went.
Kuroda: Asshole! Then why do so many people come back?
Jia Gui: The Eighth Route Army captured seven Taijun.
Kuroda: Asshole! Won't they kill themselves?
Jia Gui: Yes, Taijun tried to plan his stomach, but he didn't find one.
Kuroda: Asshole! You can't kill yourself without a knife?
Jia Gui: So he took a gun and shot himself in the head seven times.
Kuroda: Asshole! Can a man shoot himself in the head seven times with a gun?
Jia Gui: He missed the first six shots.
Kuroda: Asshole! What about the seventh shot?
Jia Gui: The seventh shot was accurate, and it was a crow.
Kuroda: Asshole!
Diner: I have good news here: this time the devils went to Xiaoxuzhuang to clear up, and the Eighth Route Army killed more than 30 people.
Shopkeeper: I have bad news here: this Jia Gui is not in more than thirty.
Diner: When do you think this Anqiu broke the geomantic omen and became such a bastard?
Shopkeeper: That's too much for you. Jia Gui is an asshole, but he is not a toy!
Jia Gui: How can you hit someone?
Gold standard: I don't hit people, I hit you!
Jia Gui: To tell you the truth, I have something urgent today!
Gold standard: your most important official business today is to get this beating!