Ask me about office feng shui.

According to your description, Feng Shui is really bad. The only way to solve this problem is to pour 502 glue on your female colleague's stool. Your luck will improve if she insists on sitting on it. If she stands up and her pants are torn, revealing PP, congratulations, your luck will be half as good as before. (Remember to make three together. In addition, put a naked couple on your desk. This is ML. Finally, put a penis in your section chief's drawer and give it a name. Ok, then your future will be bright! Congratulations!