Who is Dandan in the zodiac? Tiger, because: eyeing (Danny).
Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? Because: the reason (like) is very clear.
The little snake nervously asked the big snake brother .. "Brother, do we have any poison?"
The snake said, "Why do you ask?"
The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."
What line do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines, because there is no intersection (banana).
Because it is not complete, so find another one:
First, the inside story of the election:
Mouse: I sent a lot of money.
Niu: Niu, the king of animals, is my father.
Tiger: I won the third place because my father retired.
Rabbit: My elder sister-in-law is the beauty of the Moon Palace, Chang 'e.
Dragon: I'm surprised to say it. The four dragon kings are all my own uncles.
Snake: Everyone knows that the Dragon King is my private father.
M: I can only kiss up, but I can't kiss up.
Sheep: I ate grass and milked it.
Monkey: If I am not elected, I will make trouble in heaven.
Chicken: The hero is sad about beauty, not to mention that I am a beautiful "chicken".
Dog: I only wag my tail meekly to my superiors.
Pig: I will not pose a threat to any leader.
Second, how to die:
Mouse: Everyone shouted and beat, but no one really beat, so he died happily.
Niu: I reported my grades, and I was forced to go on stage and was blown to death.
Tiger: Democracy thrives, for fear of losing the election, and dies of depression.
Rabbit: The sly rabbit has three caves, which are full of charm, so he ran away and died.
Dragon: donkey meat on the ground, dragon meat in the sky, die without regret.
Snake: Snakes will never die. It will swallow the elephant and die on its stomach.
Horse: A thousand miles of famous colts, Bole didn't know, and he died in anger.
Sheep: Eat grass and milk more than cows, and be jealous to death.
Monkey: Tongzu, swallowing monkey brain, it hurts to death.
Chicken: It's none of my business to be a prostitute openly and secretly. I died of injustice.
Dog: Have no worries about food and clothing, have fun with others, and be spoiled and die.
Pig: Eat meat and wear skin, be scolded silly, and die in a rage.
Third, nominate successors:
Mouse: As long as it's not a cat, anyone will do.
Cattle: Snails are most suitable, but rhinos are not ideal.
Tiger: The lion is too arrogant and the wolf is more docile.
Rabbit: The long-distance running champion tortoise, of course.
Dragon: I'm retiring. I raise my hands to choose Ms. Feng.
Snake: earthworm, but I declare that it is by no means my illegitimate child.
My Mr. Donkey and I both voted for mules.
Sheep: I am willing to obey God's arrangement.
Monkey: Baboons, orangutans, apes, whatever.
Chicken: Show off your ass with pride. Sparrows are small and complete.
Dog: I choose my brother dog.
Pig: Anyone can get food.