How did Emperor Han Ling get lucky with ladies-in-waiting?

There are countless examples of the secret history of the court and the debauchery of emperors in history.

Emperor Liu He of the Western Han Dynasty abandoned the harem, lusted after the Empress Dowager and made a car at a time. "On the 27th, since the marquis was sealed, people sent letters at noon, all of which were 127" (Hanshu).

After Zhao You, Shi Hu "plundered more than 100,000 people from his harem" (Zi Tongzhi Jian).

Zhu Wen, the late ruler of Liang Dynasty, was lewd and promiscuous, and even spared his daughter-in-law. He also "confused her (note: referring to Zhang Zongxuan of Wang Wei) all the women in the world" (Zi Jian).

In the Jin Dynasty, Yan Hongliang, the Emperor of Jinfei, "ordered all subordinate sisters to be concubines, to go in and out of the Forbidden City, to be promiscuous, to lie in lichens all over the room and play naked" (Book of Jin).

In the Southern Song Dynasty, Zhao Qi of Song Duzong recruited 30 women a day, which led to "more than 30 people thanked each other, indulged in debauchery ... and became the first emperor" ("Continued Governance as a Mirror").

In the Yuan Dynasty, Wokuotai "ordered all the women over seven years old in the tribe to gather together, and those who were married should be recovered from their husband's family, and ordered soldiers to trample on them at will" (History of World Conquerors).

In the Ming Dynasty, Aming Guangzong died suddenly only one month after he acceded to the throne because of "eight people who entered and served in discipline" (Ming history); Emperor Zhang Daxi's "Trapped Chengdu People in the Garden" ("Ming History"), "There are people who commit adultery and kill their wives; Others prostitute their daughters to kill their fathers. ……

He is also a once-in-a-century generation of decadent emperors, even worse than them. He initiated the absurd era of playing bestiality. In order to satisfy his lust, he made ladies-in-waiting wear open-backed pants, so that they would be lucky to wake up. The emperor who took pleasure in debauchery was Liu Hong, the spiritual emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Liu Hong (A.D. 156- A.D. 189), namely Emperor Han Ling, great-grandson of Su Zong, great-grandfather He Wang, grandfather and father.

The word "Emperor Han Ling" focuses on the word "Ling". What is "spirit"? "Chaos does not harm the spirit" (Law of the Dead). The word "Liu Hong" focuses on macro words. What is a macro? "The word" great "(Fu Hou Zhu Jin). Liu Hong ascended to the throne because of "Emperor Huan collapsed and had no children" (later Han Dynasty) and "General Dou Wu gave a banquet to welcome the mansion pavilion" (later Han Dynasty), and "Invitation of Ministers" (Eastern Han Dynasty).

Looking at Liu Hong's actions after he ascended the throne, there are three unavoidable points: cynicism, selling titles and titles, or bohemian.

First, cynicism.

Liu Hong became emperor, not to govern the country, but to indulge himself. It is no exaggeration to say that Liu Hong is a dude. In order to pass his leisure time, he "worked as a gardener in Guihe" (later); In order to have a swift horse, he "set up a stable and accepted the adjustment of horses by the county" (The History of Eastern View in the Later Han Dynasty); In order to go into nature and spend a holiday in the wild, he "looked at Ating Road from 400 feet" (History of the Eastern View in the Later Han Dynasty); For fun, he played with his pet dogs and gave them "promotion titles and ribbons" (Later Han Shu) ...

The dog is tired of teasing, the horse is tired of riding, and the garden is slippery enough. Then he opened a shop in the palace, dressed as a businessman, and watched the maids steal the goods they sold while drinking. There are many records about this matter in the history books, such as Emperor Zuo Liesi feasting for pleasure in the harem (later Han Dynasty), Selling oneself as a thief in the harem to win the title of sage (later Han Dynasty), Emperor Zuo Liesi in the harem ... feasting for pleasure (Zi Tongzhi Jian). This pile after pile, this pile after pile, exposed Liu Hong's cynical and negative mentality, further weakening the national strength of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

The second thing is to sell officials and titles.

Liu Hong spent all day overdrawing, which led to a deficit in the national treasury over time. I don't have much money, but I still have to spend it. Emperor Han Ling's eyes lit up and he wanted to follow Qin Shihuang's practice of "selling officials and titles" (Historical Records) to satisfy his extravagant consumption desire. Taking this into account, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty "built a golden palace in the West Garden" (History of the Eastern View in the Later Han Dynasty), publicly sold officials, and clearly invited tenders, "thinking that money is hidden in China" (History of the Later Han Dynasty). There are countless records of such absurd things in history books, such as Selling Shanhaiguan, Fake Gold-printed Purple Ribbon, Handed Down from Generation to Generation, Putting Five Million (Later Han Dynasty), or Writing to Yi Que as Commander-in-Chief, Being as Ugly as the County, and Having Many Good People (Zi Jian), Selling Shanhaiguan, Putting Five Million.

The third is debauchery.

As the saying goes, good things don't go out, and foreign affairs spread thousands of miles. On Emperor Ling of Han Dynasty, cynicism and selling titles are nothing compared with extravagance. For the good or ill luck of the monarch, detailed arrangements have been made in the Book of Rites, "The female royal eighty-one people, when nine nights. Twenty-seven women, three nights. Nine wives and nine men, one-night fling. Third mistress, do it all night. After that. One night. 15th. " The ancients really spoke highly of these monarchs. They had good intentions, but they did bad things with good intentions, which directly led to many short-lived ghosts and dissolute ghosts of the former emperors. Emperor Han Ling is a veritable dissolute emperor. It seems that he has been carrying out the planning of the ancients, and sometimes even surpassed himself and overfulfilled the task.

There is a western proverb, curiosity kills the cat. In my opinion, in Liu Hong, curiosity will kill not only animals, but also people. According to "Infinite Love in Ancient and Modern Times" and "Wen Hai Pi Sha", Emperor Han Ling made dogs copulate with maids. This appalling and immoral animal behavior may also make Emperor Han Ling the founder of bestiality.

There must be many hormones and many abnormalities in Emperor Han Ling's body. Otherwise, he won't play bestiality, and won't let the ladies wear open-backed pants. In order to satisfy his whimsical animal desires at any time, Emperor Han Ling asked the ladies-in-waiting to wear open-backed pants. Once sexual desire comes, it is lucky to press a maid-in-waiting casually, and it also saves the trouble of undressing. Emperor Han Ling was happy to do so. If you can obey him, if you don't obey him, it won't be as simple as choosing to die rather than surrender. I'm afraid that if you get angry with him, you may catch all nine relatives. The madness will naturally make the Song Empress, He Empress who have been banned successively and be in an awkward position when they are alive.

Emperor Han Ling was born a real playboy, who likes to play with women and make good luck with them. He will not do anything to control men. In his view, the real knife and the real gun are the last word. The heat was unbearable, and Emperor Han Ling understood this truth, so people built a "naked swimming pool" to enjoy themselves in summer. The steps are covered with fresh moss; In the temple, dig ditches and irrigate; In the ditch, plant a "night beam river"; In the canal water, pour the spices offered by the western regions. See, naked swimming pool, sparkling, Liu Hong and a group of naked young ladies in play, bohemian. When Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was full of interest, he also made a "Song of Merchants" for ladies to sing. The content of the song is like this: there is a cool breeze in the sunshine canal, the violet withers during the day and the leaves relax at night. However, if you don't have enough fun in one day, you can't live for a thousand years!

Liu Hong also likes dragon boat racing, but the beautiful girl is at the helm for him. Emperor Han Lingdi stayed leisurely in the boat, watching a group of naked beautiful women rowing for himself, occasionally deliberately playing tricks on others, pushing her into the water, and watching men panic and drown, and the eggplant beaten by frost faded. From time to time, Liu Hong will gloat and revel in endless joy.

During the period of Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, the people were miserable, ragged, hungry and cold, and even more sorrowful, with sharp class contradictions. Liu Hong turned a blind eye to this. He still goes his own way, believes in rumors, goes his own way, trusts the bureaucratic group represented by "Ten Regular Attendants", "starts in the nursery, takes bureaucrats as orders" ("Han Shu"), "Because officials specialize in the DPRK, they are extravagant and extravagant, and set up their first house and plan the palace. As a result, the disaster of the second party occupation occurred. " All party member's imprisonment was a minor achievement (The Book of the Later Han Dynasty), and more than 100 others died ... and cried "(The Book of the Later Han Dynasty)." In winter and October, they were sent to Beisi prison ... Fu Hexiang was punished "(The Book of Information).

Liu Hong did all the bad things and lost his conscience. At that time, there were numerous anecdotes in the Eastern Han Dynasty, such as "Two Girls in Luoyang * * * Body" (later Han Dynasty), "Chickens in Shizhong Temple are all there, and their crowns remain unchanged" (later Han Dynasty), and "There is black gas in Wen Ming Palace, such as the hood uplift. For the authenticity of these strange things, the author thinks that the truth is not important, and there is no way to verify it. What's important is that historians have hinted to our descendants that Emperor Han Ling was a grasshopper in the autumn and couldn't scamper for a few days.

Sure enough, in A.D. 189, a generation of bad king Liu Hong died, ending his absurd life.

People are doing, and the sky is watching; You have to bear the trouble you asked for. The record of Liu Hong's dissolute excesses in history books is not groundless, and his dissolute depravity is famous. It is precisely because of his efficiency and recklessness that even the official history such as "The Book of the Later Han Dynasty" finally had to say: "The Emperor Ling failed to take advantage of the situation and committed official crimes. This is a sign of death, and Xiaoya is lacking. Elk frost dew, then live in the palace. " Therefore, the debauchery of Emperor Han Ling does exist, but it is not related to women's wrong country, as some people say.

The author believes that as long as they don't become monarchs, women generally won't miss the country. There are beautiful women in all ages, and they are all caught. Then why are some emperors a generation of sages, while others are bad emperors? In my opinion, the key is to see how the monarch is. If he cares about the people and has beautiful women, he won't be too addicted to women and ruin his future; However, if he is weak-willed, likes philandering, and there are many women, isn't that what he wants? Naturally, he will go astray. Emperor Han Ling didn't suffer much when he went to the grave, but he was restless after his death because he would be spurned and looked down upon by countless people.