Who got drunk and was beaten for the 31st time?

At that time, the two men fought a dozen times, and the gentleman was betrayed by martial artists, so that the gentleman came in with two swords; Monkey looked back, but it was a kind look. As soon as he closed the knife, the gentleman's head tilted to one side and he fell on the stone. "Come out of the nunnery!" Monkey called. If I don't kill you, I'll ask you a reason! " I saw the woman coming out of buddhist nun and prostrating herself on the ground. "Don't worship me," Monkey said. . Tell me the name of this place, but who is that gentleman? "

The woman cried, "I am the daughter of Zhang Taigong's family under this ridge. This buddhist nun is the ancestral grave of Nuwa's family. This gentleman doesn't know where it is.

People, come and stay in my house, talk about Yin and Yang, and understand Feng Shui. My parents don't want him to stay in the villa. Because he was invited here to see the geography of the grave, he was lured to stay for a few days. One day, the guy met his daughter's house and refused to leave. After living for two or three months, I killed my parents, my brother and my sister-in-law, but forced me to live in this grave. This Taoist boy was also brought from other places. This ridge is called centipede ridge. Seeing that this ridge is beneficial to geomantic omen, this gentleman called himself the King of Tian Fei centipede Taoist. "

"Do you have any relatives?" Asked the monkey. The woman said, "There are several relatives, all of whom belong to Zhuang Nong. Who dares to argue with him! " "Is this guy rich?" Asked the monkey. The woman said, "He also saved one or two hundred taels of gold and silver." "Sometimes," Monkey said, "go and tidy up. I want to set fire to the temple! " The woman asked, "Master, do you want wine and meat?" "Please invite me when you are free," Monkey said. . The woman said, "Please come to buddhist nun for dinner." "Afraid someone will plot against me?" Asked the monkey. The woman said, "How many heads does a slave have? How dare you earn a master's degree! "

Monkey followed the woman into buddhist nun and found wine and meat on the table near the small window. The soldier begged for a hearty dinner. The woman collected all the gold and silver, and the soldier set fire to it. The woman presented a bag of gold and silver to the warrior. The warrior said, "I don't want yours. Take care of yourself." Let's go, let's go. "The woman thanked herself and went down the mountain.

Monkey burned two bodies in the fire, inserted a Buddhist monk's knife, and came over the mountain overnight to look at the ground in Qingzhou. Ten days later, when I met villages, roads, shops, towns and villages, there were posters to capture Song Wu. Although there were placards everywhere and Song Wu himself became a walker, no one questioned him on the road.

1 1 month, the weather is very cold. On that day, Martial Walker bought wine and meat all the way, but the enemy was no match for Han Wei. There is a mound on the mountain. I see a high mountain in front, which is very steep. Monkey went down to Tugangzi, walked three or five miles, and saw a hotel early, with Qingxi in front and rocks behind. When I looked at the hotel, it was a small village bar.

Monkey crossed the mound and rushed into the village hotel and sat down. He shouted, "Boss's house, bring me 20 cents of wine first, and then buy some meat to eat." The shopkeeper replied, "To tell you the truth, master, there are some Maochai liquor in the wine, but the meat is sold too much." "Don't freeze the wine," Monkey said. .

The shopkeeper went to play twenty cents wine, and the big bowl was screened to teach martial arts to eat; Pass him a plate of cooked vegetables. After a while, I ate 20 cents of wine and asked for 20 cents of wine. The shopkeeper made twenty cents more wine and sifted it in a big bowl. Soldiers only care about eating. It turns out that when I passed by Gangzi, I drank three or five minutes of wine first; After eating the four corners of wine, the north wind blew it, but the wine was poured in.

Song Wu shouted, "Master, you really have nothing to sell. Just eat some meat with me and give you your money back!" The shopkeeper smiled and said, "I have never seen this monk. He just wants to eat wine and meat, but where can he get it? " -Master, you must give up! "I didn't eat for nothing," Monkey said. Why not sell it to me? " The shopkeeper said humanely, "I told you, there are only these wines." That's selling something else! "

While talking in the shop, I saw a big man outside leading three or four people into the shop. The host greeted him with a smile: "Jiro, please sit down." Nahan said, "I'll pay you separately. Didn't you arrange it?" The shopkeeper replied, "The chicken and meat are all cooked, just wait for Jiro to come." Nahan said, "Where's my blue and white urn wine?" The shopkeeper said humanely, "Here it is."

Han led the crowd and sat down at the head opposite Monkey. The three or four people who came with him sat under their shoulders. The shopkeeper held out a bottle of blue and white urn wine, opened the mud head and poured it into a big white basin. Monkey stole a look and saw that it was a jar of good wine under the stove, and the wind was blowing with fragrance. The soldier couldn't stop smelling the fragrance, his throat was itchy, and he couldn't wait to get through and grab food. I saw the shopkeeper go to the kitchen, put a pair of cooked chickens and a large plate of lean meat on the plate in front of Han, set the dishes, poured the wine and scalded them with a spoon.

Monkey was angry when he saw that he was just a plate of cooked food. "Hungry" wine broke out again, and I wanted to hit the table with one punch and shouted, "Master's house! You come! You are a bully! " The shopkeeper hurried over and asked, "Master, don't worry. It's easier said than done. " Wukong opened his eyes wide and cried, "You are so ignorant! Why don't you sell me this blue and white urn wine and chicken? I usually pay you back! " The shopkeeper said, "Blue-and-white urn wine and chicken belong to that Erlang family, and they only borrow my shop to sit and eat wine."

Monkey wanted to eat, and when he heard this, he shouted, "Bullshit! Fart! " The shopkeeper said humanely, "I have never seen you as a monk!" " "Cried the martial artist," why is your master rude? I eat yours for free! " The shopkeeper said humanely, "I have never seen my family call themselves' masters'! "

Hearing this, Monkey jumped up, stretched out his fingers, looked at the shopkeeper's face with one hand and knocked him to the ground. The big fellow in the seat was furious at first sight; Seeing the shopkeeper, I was beaten so hard that I couldn't get up after a long struggle. The big man jumped up and identified Song Wu: "You bird-headed monk didn't do your duty. Why did you do it?" ! But I didn't know it was' Don't become a monk'! "What does it matter if I blame him?" Qi Tian said. The big fellow angrily said, "You bird-headed monk, I advise you to dare to hurt me with your words! " "

Monkey was furious when he heard this. He pushed the table open and came out. "Who did your fellow say?" The big fellow smiled and said, "You Buddhist monk want to fight with me, and you just came to the den!" " He nodded and shouted, "You thief! Come out! Talk to you! " Monkey shouted, "You said I was afraid of you and didn't dare to hit you!" Grab the door. The big fellow went out. The soldier rushed to the door. Seeing that Song Wu was strong and strong, the big fellow did not dare to underestimate his enemy and set up a portal to wait. Monkey snatched it away and grabbed Han's hand. The big fellow just waited for a heavy fall. How can he stop his power? He pulled it with his hand and put it in his arms before pulling it out, just like turning over a child's hand, where it was half done. When the three or four villagers saw it, their hands were shaking and their feet were numb. How dare they come forward?

Monkey stepped on the big fellow with one foot, raised his fist only to the real place, hit it twenty or thirty times, then lifted it underground, only to be lost in the stream outside the door. Three or four villagers wept bitterly, not knowing how high or low they were. They all got into the water, rescued the big fellow from the stream and threw him to the south with their hands. The shopkeeper ate this palm and was so numb that he couldn't shake it, so he hid behind the house. "good!" Said the monkey. You all went, master. Eat wine! "Put a bowl in the white bowl, scoop wine to eat. The pair of chickens on the table, a plate of meat, have never eaten. Martial practitioners don't use chopsticks, but grab them with their hands and eat at will. He ate all the wine, meat and chicken in less than half an hour.

Monkey was as drunk as a fiddler, tied his straight sleeves on his back, left the shop and walked along the stream. But it was swept up by the north wind, and the martial artist could not hold water. He robbed the future all the way, and he couldn't walk four or five miles from the hotel. A yellow dog came out of the side wall and watched Song Wu bark. While the monkey was watching, a rhubarb dog was barking. Monkey was as drunk as a fiddler and was about to start a fight. He hated the dog for driving him away, but just barked, so his left hand took out a Buddhist monk's knife from its scabbard and strode away. The yellow dog barked around the river bank.

The martial artist cut the general with one knife, but it was empty, making him strong and top-heavy. He fell into the stream, but he couldn't get up. The yellow dog stopped barking. The paradise in winter, though only one or two feet deep, is not cold enough, and it will climb up and get wet. But I saw the Buddhist monk's knife immersed in the stream, glittering and translucent. When he squatted down again and took out his knife, he fell to the ground and couldn't get up again. He just rolled around in the stream.

A group of people came out from the first wall on the shore. At first, it was a big fellow, wearing a felt hat and a yellow silk dress, holding a sentry stick in his hand, followed by a dozen people, all holding wooden palladium and white sticks. When they saw the dog barking, they pointed out, "The thief in this stream hit my little brother! Now the younger brother can't find him, and the older brother led twenty or thirty Zhuang guests to the hotel to catch him, but he came! "

Before I finished, I saw that the man who was eating and playing in the distance changed his clothes, carrying a ju in his hand, and behind him led thirty or twenty Zhuangke, all dragging guns and sticks, following the big fellow, whistling to find Song Wu; Rushed to the wall, saw it, pointed to Song Wu and said to the big man in the goose yellow coat, "This thief monk is beating his brother!" " The big fellow said, "Let's catch this fellow and torture him in the villa!"

The Han shouted, "Do it!" Thirty or forty people will leave at once. Poor Song Wu was drunk, struggling, anxious to get up, and everyone laid hands on him, dragging his feet. Catch up with the stream, turn to one side of the first wall, and a big yard, with both high walls and powder walls, surrounded by weeping willows in Qiao Song. They pushed Song Wu in, stripped him naked, grabbed the monk's knife and package, pulled it over and tied it to the willow tree, shouting, "Bring a bunch of rattan, and be careful to hit that guy!"

After only three or five hits, a man came out of the village and asked, "Who did your brother hit?" The two big men crossed their hands and said, "Master, I heard that my brother met three or four people in the neighboring village today and went to the alley shop in front to have three drinks. I was really fed up with this thief making trouble and beating my brother up, and then I drowned in the water, and my head and face were smashed. I almost froze to death, but I got to know him and saved him. I went home and changed my clothes, and I took someone to find him. That guy ate all my wine and meat, but he was drunk and fell in the stream ahead. Therefore, he was arrested here and carefully tortured. It seems that the thief's monk is not a monk-he has two' golden seals' tattooed on his face, but the thief covered his hair. -Must be a fugitive. Find out the origin of that fellow and send it to the lawsuit! "

The injured man said, "Ask him what he is doing! This bald thief hurt me all over and I couldn't rest for a month or two. It is better to kill this bald thief and set fire to him, so that I can get rid of this hatred! " Say, pick up the rattan, just stay and play. The people who came out just said, "Dear brother, stop arguing and let me see him. This man is also like a hero. "

At this time, the monkey was a little awake, just closed his eyes and let him fight, but he didn't say anything. The man first turned around and looked at the sore sidewalk: "Trouble! This looks like a scar that has not been decided for a long time. " Turning to the front, he grabbed Song Wu's hair and looked intently, calling, "Isn't this my brother Wu Erlang?" Monkey just flashed his eyes and looked at the humanitarian: "Aren't you my brother?" The man shouted, "untie me quickly!" " This is my brother! "

People wearing goose yellow coats are surprised to eat and fight; He quickly asked, "What about this monkey king's brother?" The man said, "He is Song Wu who killed tigers in Jingyanggang, which I often told you about. I don't know why he has become a walker now. "

Hearing this, the two brothers quickly untied Song Wu, begged him to wear some dry clothes, and helped him into the thatched cottage. Song Wu will bow to his knees. The man was half surprised, holding Song Wu in his hand and saying, "Brother, the wine is still awake. Let's sit down and talk."

When Song Wu saw the man, he came over happily. He woke up five minutes early, asked for some soup to wash and ate something to sober up. Then he came to worship the man and catch up with the old saying.

This person is none other than a Song in Yuncheng County, named Jiang, with a delicate expression. Monkey said, "I only wish my brother were in the villa of Chai Daguan." . But how did you get here? Don't brothers meet brothers in their dreams? "Song Jiangdao:" I have lived there for half a year since Chai Daguan Village was separated from you. I wonder how things are at home. I'm afraid my father will be unhappy. I'll take my brother Song Qing home first. Later, I received a letter from home saying, "Zhu and Lei have all been sued, and there is nothing at home, just arrest them;" Therefore, a sea arrest document has been mobilized and caught everywhere. " This matter has slowed down. Here, however, Lord Kong sent people to the villa for letters many times. Later, when he saw Song Qing coming home, he said that Song Jiang was in the villa of Chai Daguan, so he sent someone straight to Chai Daguan's villa to meet me here. This is White Tiger Mountain. This village is the village of Kong Taigong. It was Kong Taigong's youngest son who just fought with his brother. Because he is quick-tempered and likes to make trouble with others, he is called Kong Liang alone. This man in a goose yellow coat is the eldest son of Kong Taigong, and everyone calls him Mao Xing Kong Ming. Because they both like guns and sticks, I instructed some of them to call me master. I have lived here for half a year. I'm thinking of going to Qingfeng village now. I remember these two days. I only heard the legend that my brother was cutting a blade on Jingyanggang in the villa of Chai Daguan. I also heard that you made a head start in yanggu county; Wendu killed Ximen Qing again. I want to know where you should go. How did brothers become walkers? "

Song Wu replied, "Since I left my brother in the villa of Chief Chai, I went to Jingyanggang to kill a big bug and sent it to yanggu county. The magistrate flattered me to be the leader. Later, my sister-in-law committed adultery with Ximen Qing because she was unkind. My first brother Wu Da died of drugs, and Song Wu killed them both. He surrendered to the county and moved to Shen Dongping's house. Later, Chen single-handedly rescued and broke Mengzhou. " How can you meet Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang if you want to cross this slope? To Mengzhou; Why are you kind, why did you fight, how did you kill Zhang Dujian fifteen times, and then fled to Zhang, because the dragon Sun Erniang taught me to become a monk; After crossing the centipede ridge, I wanted to kill Wang Daochang with a knife. I went to the village shop to eat wine, got as drunk as a fiddler, and gave Brother Kong a beating: I told Song Jiang about myself from the beginning.

Zhuge Liang and Kong Liang fell to the ground. Song Wu hurriedly replied, "this is just a collision. Don't blame it. Don't blame it. " Zhuge Liang and Kong Liang said, "My brothers are blind and don't understand Mount Tai. I hope to forgive you! "When you two saw Song Wu, you were baking letters and dressing with me," Monkey said. "。 Don't lose those two Buddhist monk's knives and this string of beads. Zhuge Liang said, "Don't worry about this. The younger brother has gone to clean up, rectify and pay homage to himself. " The soldier thanked him. Song Jiang, please leave Kong Taigong. We've all met. Kong Taigong bought wine and set the table to take care of it.

In the evening, Song Jiang invited Song Wu to share a bed and narrated the rest of the year, which made Song Jiang very happy. The next morning, Song Wu got up, washed up and went out to the central hall for dinner. Kong Mu stayed at home with him. Next to Kong Liang, the pain was unbearable and he couldn't bear it. Kong Taigong told him to kill sheep and pigs and arrange a banquet. On that day, several neighbors in the village came to offer their condolences. Several family members also came to visit. Sung river saw the big.

When the banquet ended that day, Song Jiang asked Song Wu, "Where does the second brother want to settle down now?" Song Wudao said, "I told my brother last night that Caiyuan and I wrote a book and took my brother to Erlongshan Temple to join the Buddhist monk Lu. He also came up the mountain later. " Song Jiangdao: "All right. To tell you the truth, a book came to my house recently, saying that Li Rong, a little girl in Qingfeng Village Zhizhai, often sent me books and asked me to live in Zhazhai for a long time. It's not far from Qingfeng Village. I have to get up and leave these two days, but I haven't set off yet because of the uncertain weather. I will go there sooner or later. What if I don't go with you? " Song Wu said, "Brother, I'm afraid it won't be mutual affection. How long will you take your brother and me there? It's just that Song Wu's crime is the most serious and unforgivable, so he was very upset and took refuge in Erlong Mountain. Besides, I'm a monk again, so it's hard for me to go with my brother. I was suspected on the way. If some of them are destroyed, my brother will also be implicated. -even if my brother and brother live and die together, it must also involve the lent of flowers. Only the brothers voted for Erlong Mountain. It's pathetic to see the sky. I won't die in the future. Someone has courted me, but it's not too late to see my brother. " Song Jiang said, "Since brothers have this intention to submit to the imperial court, God will bless them. If you do this, you won't dare to persuade me. You will only stay with me for a few days. "

Since then, the two have been in Kongtaigong Village. After living for 10 days, Song Jiang and Song Wu left, but Kong Taigong and his son refused to let them go and stayed for another three or five days. Song Xiaojiang insisted on going, so Kong Taigong had to arrange a banquet to see him off. I've been in charge for one day, and the next day I'm going to make a new monkey suit, soap cloth straight, and bring my dispatch letter, ring, beads, monk's knife, gold and silver back to Song Wu. They also sent fifty taels of silver each as a travel expense. Song Jiang refused, and Kong Taigong and his son only cared about tying them in the package later.

Sung river tidy up the clothes and equipment. Song Wu wore monkey's clothes, iron hoop, a few beads on his parietal bone, two Buddhist monks' knives, packed his package and tied it around his waist. Song Jiang took ju, broadsword and felt hat and said goodbye to Kong Taigong. Kong Ming and Kong Liang ordered the guest to carry the luggage, and the two brothers sent it straight to more than twenty miles, saying goodbye to Song Jiang and Wu Xing. Song Jiang picked up the parcel and said, "Zhuangke doesn't have to send me a thousand miles. I'll go with Brother Wu myself. " Kong Ming said goodbye to Kong Kong and went home with Zhuang Ke, without mentioning it.

Just say that Song Jiang and Song Wu walked on the road, gossiped on the road, went late, rested for one night, got up early the next day, and played together again. After dinner, they walked forty or fifty miles, but they came to a small town called Ruilong Town, but it was a fork in the road. Song Jiang asked the humanitarian there: "Young people want to go to Erlong Mountain and Qingfeng Town. I don't know which way to go? " The man in that town replied, "These two places are not going the same way: here we want to go to Erlong Mountain, but we just want to go west;" If you want to go to Qingfeng Town, you must take the East Road and cross Qingfeng Mountain. "

Song Jiang listened carefully and said, "Brother, I broke up with you today. Here are three cups." "I gave my brother a ride and came back," Monkey said. . Song Jiangdao: "It's not necessary; Since ancient times, there has been a saying that' a thousand miles away'. Brother, all you care about is your future. Wan Li got there early. After joining, give up drinking. If you win the favor of the imperial court, you can persuade Lu to surrender, but in the future, you will have to go to the side to get a wife's shadow. After a long time, you will leave a good reputation in history and not waste your life. I’m not doing anything right now. Although I am loyal, I can't make progress. Brother, you are a hero. You can still remember that you have decided to do great things. Listen to your brother, so that we can meet again. "

Hearing this, Monkey stopped at the hotel for a few drinks and paid back the wine. Out of the shop, go to the top of the town and fork in the road, and the samurai worship four times. Song Jiang shed tears and could not bear to separate; He also handed the wine to Song Wu and said, "Brother, don't forget my words: don't give up drinking. Take care! Take care! " The warrior has gone to the west alone.