Although I'm not very interested in the private lives of celebrities, I came across Li Dan's book Laughter on WeChat these days. The chapter "La Jing" truly shows me the Buddhist system of Li Birthday, which is very useful for people who take young Buddhists as the benchmark in this era. I am also one of the young (old) Buddhists.
You can go to Weibo to search the video of Li's birthday. Said he was photographed kissing a girl in a bar.
Li Dan himself clarified that the bar was too loud and just shouted near the other person's ear.
Keep your voice down, keep your voice down. Why hug a person?
But usually things should not be taken lightly, for example, the other girl is drunk, or sad, or generous enough to make such a move.
Follow-up trends, please follow up by yourself.
I know that Li's birthday should start with the tucao convention. I have to say that "Li Birthday" is a program planner who is good at catching young people's eyes. The program is very popular. Later variety shows included Li Dan's Figure, Talk Show Conference, Life I yearn for, Flower Monster's Talk, Life Adventure, Invite a Wild Chef, Refrigerator and so on. Sorry, I watched too many variety shows. ...
Everyone knows Li's birthday from the program, and variety shows should not be taken too seriously.
However, Li Dan's performance in the program really makes people shine at the moment, with constant golden sentences and lazy personality.
But as a slow-moving book writer, he is also a writer after all.
And I just saw his work two days ago, after all, it is very unsalable.
Okay, I'm not here to update gossip. I'm not his brain powder either.
I just want to share some "La Jing" clips of Li's birthday.
This chapter of La Jing should be regarded as a well-written chapter in this book, and it is also a chapter that everyone likes. Other chapters think it's too stiff to be funny for humor's sake.
The story tells the story of a monk named Che Dan, who went to a temple to practice in an empty boat with Master. And ChuDan likes a girl named Xiaobei.
0 1.
"Master, it's so quiet in the temple."
"Then what are you talking about?"
"Master, I'm confused."
"Dally to the soles of your feet, can't you see I'm sitting here? Leave me alone. "
"Master, why do you want to settle down?"
"I'm confused."
-master is more chaotic than you.
02.
"This Dan, chanting is just a basic skill. To be a good monk, you have to be able to interpret symbols, exorcise demons, watch Feng Shui, do charity and psychological counseling, sympathize with others and laugh often. Buddhism is endless and you can learn it slowly. "
"Teacher, it is difficult to become a monk. Why aren't we monks? "
-Becoming a monk
03.
"Teacher, how did you pass? Are you enlightened? "
"No."
"Then why did you go through the customs in six days? Isn't it going to be closed for seven days? "
"Six days didn't come true. Can it come true in seven days?"
-Maybe, maybe not.
04.
Master, what did that monk shout to you outside today? "
"He asked us how Yisi Temple could cancel meditation."
"Sit or not, Zen is not Zen, how can Zen sit outside? What if you sit out of meditation? Master, did you use this nonsense to clean him up? "
"No, I just asked him if his hemorrhoids were better."
-Go and sell hemorrhoid cream in the temple.
05.
"Master, I heard a burst of firecrackers in the morning."
"Someone got married at the foot of the mountain."
"Why set off firecrackers when you get married?"
"It must be to give yourself courage."
-Getting married scares you.
06.
"Master, are we cold enough?"
"yes."
"That's very kind of you to answer ..."
"Because the last time your abbot asked me if I should be indifferent to the temple, I hesitated and was fined a month's salary."
"Master, but I think it's cool to be indifferent to fame and fortune."
"You are full."
-I do charity when I have money.
07.
"Master, I am impetuous these two days, and I can't stand stupid things. I always want to slap them when I hear their voices ... what should I do? "
"Then don't endure bai, with ya. It's good to be beaten, but it's good to be beaten. Being beaten several times, my heart will definitely be more tolerant. "
Tolerance is compromise?
08.
"Empty boat Jackson, I am in a particularly bad mood these two days. I can't say why. Nobody likes it, and everything is uncomfortable. Please enlighten me? "
"You are a fire of ignorance. Inspiration is useless. Let me light a fire for you. "
-Trying to trick me into turning on the light again.
09.
"Teacher, what's the most important thing when walking in rivers and lakes? Lotus with a bright tongue? Do you think I can do it? Agile? Can I save this effort? Why don't I practice marksmanship instead? Or interpersonal skills? I don't know anyone except the monk and Xiaobei in our temple. Master, I am the boss, too. Which direction do you think I will attack? ... "
"Don't dawdle, walk the rivers and lakes. Of course, luck is the most important thing. Let nature take its course."
-Luck is important.
10.
"Teacher, angered by people? Especially angry, the kind I can't stand. "
"If you can't stand it, you have to force yourself to calm down. Count from one to ten, take a deep breath for twenty times, recite the great compassion mantra, recall the beautiful things in life, feel your heartbeat slowly calm down, and then poke him. This is more accurate. "
-The master is right.
1 1.
"Teacher, I suddenly found that I didn't have any friends in the temple except a bunch of uncles and brothers ..."
"What's the matter? The teacher has nothing. "
"How lonely it is to have no friends."
"It's the same as it is."
-Into the heart.
12.
Xiao Bei, I said I like you, you said then, I said I was with you, you said then, then, then, where there are so many then, then we live together, otherwise?
-Then where are so many?
13.
"Teacher, I gradually feel that my Buddha said that all beings are suffering, which is not necessarily right. Many times, all beings are not bitter, or they think they are not bitter, otherwise there is no way to explain why all beings are endless. Many times all beings have no idea at all, and the greatest pain in the whole life is just boredom. Do you think I'm right?
"Boring."
Boring
14.
"Master, I still can't sleep at night. I still miss Xiao Bei and others. I keep drinking water and going to the toilet. It will be dawn after tossing and turning. "
"For the teacher didn't fall asleep last night, heard your rustling. However, when I look at the stars at night, I always feel that you are eating salty food, which has little to do with Xiaobei. "
There is still a lot of noise in the book, which is a love story written by Che Dan to Xiaobei. Someone sent these words to the black tail sauce. Black-tailed sauce said, "None of them are addressed to me."
Yes, I saw Weibo with black tail sauce last night. I think I ate salty.
Make up, then make up.