In the late spring of 2006, my girlfriend of 6 years left me in a gorgeous dress. The warm south of the Yangtze River suddenly turned into Siberia at minus 69 degrees. I shivered intensely in the biting cold wind. It became a dog that showed its teeth and danced around wildly.
In the next few years, I thrived in sadness and debauchery. I lived a life of doing whatever I wanted, entangled with many women, and kept updating frequently. I felt very comfortable and crazy.
Until the early summer of 2009, an accident happened. I, who was already in my thirties, actually got together with a little girl born in the 1990s. result.
But in the dark.
This is my last time, the last time to synchronize with love...
I am a guy who can't sleep until he can't hold on at night, and also a guy who can't get up in the morning if he doesn't sleep enough. employees.
At 10 a.m., I arrived at the unit rubbing my eyes. The "boss" has been there for a long time. He adopted a "one-eyed dragon" policy towards me, closing one eye and not opening the other eye very often.
I struggled to eat the meat buns I brought with me. I had a severe loss of appetite after sleeping too much. I turned on my computer and logged into QQ, and the little penguin in the lower right corner suddenly popped up a dialog box. Content: Your friend Sirius invites you to open a farm to steal vegetables.
Sirius is a woman and the general manager of an advertising company.
Actually, I have evil intentions towards this Sirius. Although she is an old lady, she has a different kind of allure. Even though it was clear that if I wasn't the head of the department in charge of publicity, she wouldn't have seduced me on the first meeting, she would have been doing business.
Of course I have my own policy: never go to bed with a woman who pursues exchange value.
Ever since, I let go of this charming 39-year-old woman named Sirius. Although she once made me as hard as a saint, I couldn’t fuse with her body, because if I were closely connected to One piece, then I will undoubtedly become her puppet.
I clicked and joined the game of stealing vegetables from the farm. I saw a dilapidated house in my farm, six pieces of decent land, and a fence slightly higher than Pan Changjiang surrounding the land.
The first time I met Sirius was last Saturday night.
That afternoon, I was invited to visit a Feng Shui treasure place. I was accompanied by a respectable "character", which can be said to be a very high courtesy. After getting along with the "character" brothers, we naturally had a drink in the evening, and the place was in the city center. After the brother made a few calls, a large group of people arrived one after another.
Sirius is also here. Her skin is so white that people want to smear it, and her big eyes bring out the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes. She was very experienced or had some information. She knew that I was the protagonist tonight, and her watery eyes were very directional.
When I learned that Sirius ran an advertising company, I quickly warned myself that this meal was not delicious.
People at the table began to toast to me frequently, and kept praising Sirius and her company with all kinds of flattering words. Sima Zhao's heart was revealed, and TMD became an accomplice. Sirius wore a close-fitting skirt and made jokes from time to time.
I suddenly said something out of nowhere: "This sister's voice is so deep-fried that it can penetrate people's hearts!"
She spoke very coquettishly, but not artificially.
Before I knew it, I had drank close to 10 bottles of beer (16 bottles would make me vomit, which is the maximum limit). Sirius sat next to me, and I smelled the scent of perfume. It was very light, but enough to promote the evaporation of alcohol. This guy has never toasted me before, and now he's coming to kill me. I don't know what kind of offensive he will do.
I decided to strike first and stood up to respect Sirius, saying: "It is called honoring beautiful women in the world. I think it is a bit outdated, why not..."
Sirius stood up just in time. Said: "Teacher Liu, you are the leader, I should respect you."
I was prepared and said: "I can't wait any longer. If you admit your mistake, I will give you a drink first."
She drank the whole bottle, business people are terrible.
One of my biggest hobbies is playing games. From Age of Empires, Red Alert to CS, Fantasy Westward Journey, and World of Warcraft, I have been addicted to them all.
When I was young, I heard Zheng Zhihua sing a song called "Playing the World". Now I suddenly realized that I have no ability to play the world, but only the helplessness of being played by the world.
Sirius seems to be a good business partner. He even invited me to play games together. His market research is really good. Although that piece of shit that steals food seems to be horribly mentally retarded.
I accepted the novice mission at the system prompt and am looking for a store to buy seeds.
At this time, the "boss" dialed my extension and said, "Xiao Liu, come here."
I rushed over immediately, with a high-spirited look on my face. He handed over a document, which was a recommendation form for advanced collectives.
The boss has always admired me. He told me: "This is a major issue for the unit. Please think carefully and write better."
"My subordinates understand."
When I return to the office, I always want to take a look at the newly launched games. So I put the files aside and patrolled the farm with my mouse. QQ keeps jumping, it’s Sirius.
Sirius: Farmers farm and live a happy life.
Me: Under research.
I drank until about 9 o'clock that Saturday night. I didn't reach 16 bottles, but I was already feeling a little excited.
After getting into the car of "Character", he said to go sing, and I had no objection. There were several cars following behind, and there was Sirius inside. Soon, we arrived at a KTV called "Romantic Noble".
I am familiar with this kind of place. Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend of six years, I have been going to places like this for fun. Over the past few years, I have become more and more aware of what true loneliness is.
Perhaps it was God’s punishment that allowed me to see a poem forgotten by the times. It’s like this——
In loneliness, I became a bird and flew into the woods I longed for
In the woods, all the birds were gray
And there is such a special one, which is also gray...
"Romantic Noble" 268 box. Beer bottles covered the coffee table and floor, and bursts of wolf-crying and ghost-howling songs demonstrated the power of alcohol.
Sirius came over with a dice cup and sat down close to me. The dice battle between the two started, and I kept losing.
I couldn't help but ask: "What trick did you do?"
Sirius said: "Put your ear over and I'll tell you."
I tilted my head obediently, and she put her lips close to my ear and gently tested it with the tip of her tongue...
My reaction was quick, but she quickly escaped with a smile. I was not willing to let her go, so I stretched my hand directly from her back and hugged her. It was soft, slippery, and cool. When I first met Tian Lang, I felt that she was well-maintained and worthy of being a general manager. She was willing to spend money on this aspect even if she had money.
Someone came to propose a toast without looking at the timing. I stood up and blew a bottle to him.
When I sat down, Sirius whispered: "You are seducing me."
I said: "I wish your tongue could speak."
< p> I didn't put my hand back on Sirius's body, but lit a cigarette. I heard someone singing a song called "Don't Love Me", so I grabbed the microphone and started singing. It was my specialty.The song presentation is completed. All the people who came together attacked me. I don’t know how many drinks I drank, the total amount must have exceeded 16 bottles, but the strange thing is that I didn’t throw up. After struggling until about 1 o'clock in the morning, I proposed to leave, and everyone unanimously recommended that Tianlang send me away.
I hesitated for a moment, then dialed Yanzi’s phone number and said to everyone: "No, a beautiful girl will pick me up later."
Yanzi found my location very accurately. box. I introduced everyone and said, "This is my sister."
Yanzi promptly called her brother with deep affection.
Sirius came out to say goodbye, sneaked close to my ear, and said in a bad way: "Don't have incest at night."
After saying that, she gently bit my earlobe. .