There is a folk story about two-part allegorical sayings:
One winter, the weather was very cold A poor man put on an old pair of cotton trousers and felt cold, so he put on a pair of broken sheepskin trousers. I met a fellow villager when I went out. The man was very strange and asked, "Why are you wearing cotton trousers and leather trousers?" He replied humorously: "there must be a reason for leather pants to cover cotton pants." Either cotton trousers are thin or leather trousers are hairless. " Everyone laughed after listening to it.
Beijing witticism is not only humorous, but also full of philosophy. Similarly:
1, plaque of Hall of Supreme Harmony-helpless
This is a two-part allegorical saying that gradually spread in Beijing after Emperor Kangxi ascended the throne. Kangxi kept the imperial edict behind the plaque in the Hall of Supreme Harmony and took it down in public when he died or abdicated. The minister of civil and military affairs didn't know which prince to rely on before announcing the imperial edict, so he couldn't convince the public at both ends of the first mouse, and he felt helpless considering his future career.
2. The rich man in Mentougou-shaking his head (kiln head)
Good coal was produced in Mentougou area in the early years, and coal bosses who opened coal mines in any era were rich. During the Republic of China, there were more than 30 coal mines in Mentougou, which was an extremely rich place. "I asked my buddy, what's going on with this job? People want to be a rich man in Mentougou with me-shake your head! "
The old lady got on the tram-don't blow it yet.
During the Republic of China, the conductor of the tram had a brass whistle. Whenever passengers get on the tram, the conductor blows the copper whistle, and the driver starts to drive when he hears it. When the bus was about to leave, the old lady came up from behind and told the conductor not to honk. Used to satirize people who love to brag.
4, the ponytail wears tofu-I can't lift it.
This means that someone can't do anything. The ponytail is thin and tough. How can I lift it when I wear tofu?
5, wooden glasses-can't see through you
6, headless flies-disorderly bump
7, iron cock, porcelain crane, glass mouse, glass cat-penniless.
8, the land god picks his ears-mud.
9. Doctor of Mill-Dong Demao (who knows hats)
10, the donkey trough becomes a coffin-it's full of people (adults)
1 1, the mouse tail is very sour-there is not much pus.
12, lame ass or something
13, playing the huqin in the crotch-pulling eggs
14, the old man plays the huqin-Ziguzi (self-care)
15, the rabbit enters the mill-what big-eared donkey, persimmon under his arm-not as lazy as you.
17, picking up cigarettes and farting in the street-looking for a cigarette.
18, shopkeeper of salt shop-big idle person
19, dung beetles lying on the track-fake big rivet.
20, dead children fart-slow
2 1, the tortoise looks at mung beans-right in the middle.
22. Scorpions have nothing to do-show their little hands.
23, take off pants fart-redundant
24. Wu's younger brother-I can't get it.
25, jasmine feed camels-useless.
26, the dog pulls the curtain.
27, blind eyes-incurable
28, chicken excrement mixed noodles-fake halogen
29, the old lady's urinal-the hot goods.
30, the old man is divided-nonsense