1. On the mountain road, a car approached and passed by the temple. I saw a young monk holding a banner of "returning to shore" and shouting, "Look here, benefactor!" A young man in the car laughed and scolded through the window: "Fool!" Turn away in an instant. 10 seconds later, he collapsed and fell screaming. That night, in the meditation room, the young monk said to the abbot, "Master, is it better to just write:' Broken bridge ahead'?"
When I first used qq, I didn't quite understand it. In a chat, a netizen asked me, "How to upgrade the software?" I don't know how to pretend to understand. I replied, "you uninstall this old one first, and then I'll tell you how to do it!" " "So, after half a minute, the netizen's head turned gray. Since then, this person has disappeared. ...
3. There are three endings of fighting between animals: winning is not as good as animals; If you lose, animals are worse than animals; Even, like animals. Conclusion: Choosing the right opponent is the most important.
Before I got married, I was a jeep off-road vehicle. I can drive anywhere I want. After marriage, it will be a train. You should run by the track, and you can't cheat on time. With children, you can not only cheat, but also pull goods.
5. People in China can't live without eating: earning a living is called earning a living, working for a living is called eating one's own money, getting along well is called eating goods, being cheap with women is called eating tofu, being beautiful with women is called being popular, being taken care of by others is called eating alone, being hurt is called suffering, and being jealous with women is called jealousy. This is when everyone asks, "Have you eaten?" Because.
6. In the morning, the Tang Priest woke up from his dream and found the Monkey King kneeling in front of his bed. He asked, "Wukong, what's wrong with you?" The Monkey King said with tears all over his face, "Master, I beg you, next time you talk in your sleep, don't say spells, okay?"
The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The mute growled and startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.
8. Actually, the combination of online games to brush monsters originated from China's Journey to the West: "Tang Priest is responsible for attracting monsters, the Monkey King is responsible for killing monsters, Guanyin is responsible for adding blood to the air, and Pig Bajie and Friar Sand follow the experience ..."
9. One day, I went to the library to borrow books with the title Divorce, a work by Mr. Lao She. There was a wait, and then a voice asked, "Who wants a divorce?" I quickly said, "I want a divorce!" " Just after that, a classmate next to him said curiously, "Is there a divorce procedure here?" How come I don't even have a girlfriend, and people are getting divorced! "
10, the mother told her son a story: "There are two people, a man and a woman, walking side by side every day, but they can't talk, and even turning to look at each other is an extravagant hope ..." The child interrupted his mother and asked: "You mean news broadcast!"