In the morning after the rain, I played downstairs in my grandmother's house. Some of my friends invited me to play hide and seek, and I agreed.
We came to the bamboo forest because it was the best place to play hide and seek. Fan Xiao divided us into several groups, and I was in a group with other girls.
The game has started. Let's hide first. I will hide behind the grass behind the boy who is drawing lots. Fan Xiao posted on the wall and counted. He counted and saw that there was nothing going on around him, and he was as anxious as an ant on hot bricks-running around. As soon as I saw it, I couldn't help it anymore. I gave a sloped smile. Hearing the sound, he suddenly turned around and quietly came here. I'm too scared to go out. I'm about to run away and find another "hiding place".
Suddenly, I heard a click. Someone stepped on a branch. He immediately ran to the sound source, and I was relieved. But I heard a cry of "ah-",which scared me. Look, ha! Fan Xiao's head sank into the mud, and his white clothes turned brown at once, like a thin brown bear sleeping. He even laughed when he got up, because his hair was wet, just like a brown "explosive head"! "Ha ha ha!" We laughed our heads off. As the eldest brother, he felt very embarrassed and went back to change clothes.
This is really a ridiculous thing!
A ridiculous thing Composition 2 Mom said, "Let's go to KFC for breakfast!" I don't know why.
When I was brushing my teeth and washing my face, my mother ordered a lot of food on the mobile App. I don't know what this is, so I think it must be my favorite food! Such as pie, porridge, fried dough sticks and soybean milk.
I went to the gate of KFC with my mother. I got off the bus in a hurry because I was in a hurry, and then ran into KFC at the same speed as the wind. There are not many people in the restaurant, so I can pick up my meal quickly. Picking up the meal, he said to the staff, "Aunt, I have to pack, because I have to go to Chengdu for class!" " The staff was faster than I expected, and put so many things into the bag at once.
In the car, I opened my bag and said, "There are cakes, porridge and fried dough sticks ... My mother seems to have found something wrong and said," There should be two cups of soybean milk! "Why not? Mom added, "There may be two plates of things, but the staff was careless and only took the things from one plate. "I think so!
Because our home is close to KFC, I clamored for my mother to go to KFC to buy a pie, and by the way, I could learn what happened yesterday. When I arrived at the restaurant, I probably told the staff about yesterday's situation. There were few people in the restaurant, so I waited for one minute, two minutes and three minutes. The staff read yesterday's list and realized their carelessness, so they gave us two more cups of soybean milk.
When I came out of the restaurant, I wondered if the staff member would be ashamed.
A thing that makes people laugh and cry. Composition 3 We all encounter many things, some make people laugh, some make people burst into tears, and some make people angry. These things will fade with the passage of time, but there is one thing that I still remember.
I remember when I was very young, one morning, my father got up and moved back and forth on his chin with a strange thing in his hand. I'm curious. I don't know what my father is doing. I think I should try. Father ran out, and while he was away, I secretly picked up this strange thing and moved it back and forth on my chin like my father. Oh, dear! I suddenly felt a pain in my chin and burst into tears. Mom and dad came to see what I had, and they immediately understood.
Mom looked at my chin and hurried to find disinfectant and band-aid. Dad took the things in my hand and smiled and said to me, "Silly boy, this is dad's razor, which is specially used for shaving." Girls will never grow beards, so you don't need this. " My mother disinfected my chin, put a band-aid on it, and smiled and said to me, "I can't use my father's razor anymore, or I'll really grow a beard." I looked at my mother stupidly, and my father touched my head and said to me, "Mom is joking with you." I forgot the pain in my chin and smiled through tears, so did my parents.
Now that I think about it, I gradually understand that children should ask adults for advice about things they don't understand, and they should not use adult things casually, otherwise they will "suffer."
In life, many things happen every day. Just a few days ago, an embarrassing thing happened that made me laugh and cry.
It was one morning, I overslept, looking at the hour hand that didn't stop for a second, and I was very anxious. When I got it, I put on my clothes. When I found it, I put on my pants, drank a glass of milk, swallowed a loaf of bread, put on my schoolbag, and soon flew to school.
I finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, I was not late. Huh? What happened to the pants today? I was fine yesterday, but I feel a little awkward today. It's a little tight I can't even walk. Very uncomfortable. Look down carefully, why are there two more pockets in front? For an instant, it suddenly dawned on me, as if time had stopped and I wanted to get into a hole. This is a shame. At this time, I have to face an embarrassing reality, that is, my pants are on backwards.
In order not to be found by my classmates, I quickly ran to my seat and pulled my clothes down as far as possible, almost a skirt, so as to at least block the humiliating pants.
That day, don't mention how wronged you are. Dare not raise your hand to speak in class; After class, I can only sit in my seat and read ... in short, I try my best to hide this embarrassment.
Fortunately, the students didn't find out until after school. Although things have passed, it is still funny to think about it now.
Speaking of homework, we all experience it, but it makes me laugh and cry.
It's a brand new day. I came to school with my schoolbag on my back, walked into the classroom, put down my schoolbag, unzipped my schoolbag chain, and searched for English method books one by one. Hey! Why not? I remember clearly putting the method series in! I panicked, pulled my schoolbag to the maximum, looked for it for a while, but it was still not there. I can only explain the situation to the captain.
After a while, Teacher Zhang came to the classroom and called me out. She frowned and said to me seriously, "Zhang Hao, you didn't bring the method series, did you?" Remember, you must call your parents to deliver it today! "I nodded nervously and walked angrily to the office with Teacher Zhang.
I'll call my mother for help with my calling card at once. The method series is really lying safely at home, so I asked her to deliver it. After the fight, I went to the doorman and thought, exercise book, you are so naughty. You still stay at home. Why didn't you get into your bag yesterday? After receiving the method series handed over by my mother, I ran to Teacher Zhang's office tightly with it and solemnly handed the method series to Teacher Zhang. Teacher Zhang took it, put it on the table and said to me, "Don't forget it next time. You should set an example for your classmates. "
"Uh-huh!" I nodded again and again, fled back to the classroom and sat in my seat.
I have to say, "homework, you are so naughty!" " "
A ridiculous thing Composition 6 Alas, why go to physical education class when it rains today? However, I dare not disobey orders, so I have to bite the bullet and go.
The PE teacher took us to the grassland. At this time, the grassland was still paved with cement. If you are not careful, it will be covered with cement, which can be said to be dangerous. This situation should not be suitable for running, but the physical education teacher looked around and said, "Run!" "
Because everyone knows the danger of this trip, everyone is "racing" in small steps. Some people are still talking about the wind. Only the athlete Chen Feiran has itchy feet and is bent on exerting his "potential". Unexpectedly, my foot slipped and I leaned back 60 degrees with a bang. It seems that there are ninja darts flying over it, but unlike hiding weapons, his feet also leave the ground. At this point, he frowned, closed his eyes and thought, "God, do I have to pay for flying?" I whispered, "I don't want to be a cement man." Then, with a bang, he fell to the ground on his back. When he stood up, his clothes had turned into a "mud shirt", and he had turned into a clay figurine with a "touching" wry smile on his mouth, which made people laugh and cry. Then, he was helped away by the PE teacher.
Now, many people in our class have forgotten about it, but I haven't.
On the weekend of July, several classmates and I went to Nanjing to take part in the competition.
My classmate Yang? Xi 'an gave me a box of potato chips on the high-speed rail. I was writing a diary, and it said that I felt someone touching me. I turned around and saw that it was Yang? Xian gave me a box of potato chips. I thought to myself: This Yang? Xi 'an is not too bad. I said to him, "Thank you!" As a result, I opened the potato chip cover and looked at it. It was not good! I was cheated by him! He gave me the finished potato chip box, and I threw it to him and hit him right on the head. Everyone else laughed, but I didn't, because I was so angry.
At this time, Yang? Xian said to me, "I'm sorry! Shall I tell you a joke? ""all right. " I said to him. So, he began to tell me jokes: "Once upon a time, there was a classmate who especially liked to write typos. For example, once he wrote,' It's a beautiful day. I put on my schoolbag and went to school happily. I was walking when I saw a pile of cow dung in front of me, which scared me to death. I ate a kilo. "We all know that a big surprise is a big surprise. But he wrote a kilo. In this case, the meaning of this sentence becomes that I ate a catty of cow dung. When the teacher saw this sentence, he gave the classmate a fat meal. " Haha, this joke is quite funny.
I forgave him for telling me jokes.
A ridiculous thing Composition 8: Geography and biology will take the senior high school entrance examination next year, so the school attaches great importance to our geography and biology teacher in Grade Two, and replaced our original biology teacher with another teacher, Miss Wang. Naturally, she attaches great importance to our biological achievements and asks us to read Himalayan biology for 20 minutes every day and send it to the biology group. Although it is troublesome to send it every day, the teacher is also good for us.
In the evening, I suddenly remembered that I didn't seem to have studied biology today, so I immediately took out my biology textbook, clicked the Himalayan recording button and read it aloud.
Because the eyes have been looking at the biology textbook, the mobile phone automatically turns black because it has not touched the screen for too long. At that time, we paid attention and watched it for about six or seven minutes. I suddenly thought of it, but when I turned around and saw that my phone was black, I didn't think so. I thought it would record automatically. But when I turned on my phone, it showed the home page. I'm a little flustered. I clicked on the Himalayas in a hurry. Just after loading, a sentence pops up: Since I accidentally quit when recording audio last time, do you want to continue recording? When I returned to that screen, I found that the six or seven minutes I read were not recorded at all. After learning about this, I immediately laughed and cried.
A ridiculous thing composition 9 There are always some strange things on the road of growing up. Uncover the bottom of the trace, but leave a series of memories that make people laugh and cry.
One day, on my way home, my brain was running at high speed to do my homework. I didn't know that when I got home, there was a "major accident" in my schoolbag, that is, "my homework is gone". I shouted, "My homework is gone!" The sound gives people the feeling of an earthquake of magnitude 8. My mother rushed home at a speed of 80 kilometers per second to help me find my exercise book, which was a huge project. We searched every corner of the house, but only removed the TV and toilet.
Ahem! Not at home, at school. We used high technology-the car arrived at the school and gently pushed open the classroom door left unlocked. The sunset sprinkled the last ray of sunshine on my desk. The sun burned the western sky red, and there was nothing on the table. The wind of the sunset blew away my hope. "hey." Unconsciously, the night has enveloped the earth. At this time, I feel that only the stars can comfort me.
The starry sky tonight is beautiful, with twinkling stars. The sky is full of small eyes.
Wait, this is-exercise book! "I came home and touched my pocket. The voice is full of surprises and surprises. I'm too good myself. I didn't expect to have a workbook in my pocket all afternoon. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. But-I looked at the desktop that had been turned upside down. "Where is my pencil box? "
There are many such things in life, which are destined to be indelible footprints on the road of life.
Last Tuesday, my mother and I went to the flower, bird, fish and insect market and bought two Brazilian turtles. But when I got up today, my mother told me that a little turtle seemed dead!
Hearing the news, I hurried to see the tortoise. I saw it was Chica the tortoise! I think: it is the strongest at ordinary times, and it often bullies little turtle Dinka. You won't die if you die, will you? No, I want to try! I found a small stick and poked at its shell, but nothing happened; Poke his ass again, but nothing happened! I'm in a hurry! Throw away the stick and sit on the sofa and cry. My mother heard my crying and came over and asked, "Linlin, what's the matter? Is it because it is dead? " I nodded, "it's okay! I'll buy you another one tomorrow! " I shook my head and continued to cry, and my mother walked away helplessly.
Five minutes later, I went to the turtle tank with the idea of trying, and suddenly I saw it stuck, huh? What happened? Can the dead turtle still move? Are my eyes dizzy? Or some kind of supernatural phenomenon of out-of-body experience? Damn it! Yes! Chica is the most popular, so I decided to try the last trick and put some turtle food in it. So I found their favorite turtle food, but only Dinka went to eat it. Just when I was disappointed, Chica opened her mouth and began to enjoy delicious food. My hanging heart suddenly dropped! This nasty little turtle has been playing tricks on me all morning!
I looked at two healthy and lovely little turtles and couldn't help laughing, but I was also angry with them, which made me anxious for a long time. I am really "in distress situation"!
A thing that makes people laugh and cry 1 1 Listening to my sister, I was a "crying treasure" when I was a child. I often cry in the cradle of the car and am surprised by passers-by. Now, I am very lively, but there is a little story! Don't worry, please listen to me.
Six years ago, my sister sent me to kindergarten and entered the classroom as usual. The amiable teacher Zhang announced a message to us: "Since babies like to cry, I'll let everyone cry as much as they like today. Let's have a crying contest. Whoever cries best will be awarded a prize by the teacher! "
The teacher's voice just fell, and we who cry on weekdays turned out to be uncharacteristic. There was no crying in the classroom, only a series of silvery laughter. Teacher Zhang Er was puzzled. "Didn't you cry?" Why did it become a smile? "Now our laughter is bigger, we dare not boast, and we can hear it clearly in all directions.
Lingling, who was the most obedient, began to cry and sobbed quietly. Everyone looked at her with strange eyes, puzzled. When Lingling stopped laughing, she cried even harder. Everyone may be infected by Lingling's atmosphere and continue to cry. The teacher sitting by looked at our changed faces in 1998 and couldn't help laughing quietly with his hand over his mouth. I'm the only one in the whole classroom laughing stupidly. Others. Finally, the teacher gave the prize to Lingling. I'm not envious, let alone jealous, because I learned from that ridiculous activity:
Laugh at life and difficulties, but don't cry, because only laughter can bring happiness and positive energy.
An interesting composition 12 There are always some strange things on the road to growth. However. The bottom of the trail was uncovered, but it left a series of ridiculous memories.
One day, I was walking home, and my brain was running at high speed to do my homework. I don't know. When I got home, my schoolbag with my homework missing had a major accident. I shouted: the exercise book is gone! ! ! Sounds like an earthquake of magnitude 8. My mother rushed home at a speed of 1 sec 80 kilometers to help me find my exercise book. We searched every corner of the house, only taking apart the TV and toilet.
Ahem! Not at home, just at school. We used high technology-the car rushed to the school and gently pushed open the door of the classroom. The sunset shed its last light on my desk. The sun burned the western sky red, and there was nothing on the desk. The wind of the sunset blew away my hope. Alas. Unconsciously, the night has enveloped the earth. At this time, I think only the stars can comfort me.
The starry sky tonight is beautiful, with twinkling stars. The sky is full of small eyes.
Wait, this is-exercise book! I went home and felt it in my pocket. The voice is full of surprises and surprises. It's amazing that I didn't feel the exercise book in my pocket all afternoon. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. But-looking at the upside-down desktop, where is my pencil box?
In life, there are many such things, which are destined to be indelible footprints on the road of life.
Many interesting things happened when I was a child, but it was that that made me laugh and cry the most.
I remember one day, I was watching TV at home, my mother was cooking, and I opened the refrigerator and saw a row of eggs. Suddenly I had an idea: chickens are hatched from eggs, so why don't I try!
I walked quietly to the front of the refrigerator for fear of making any noise. I took out an egg, and then my hatching plan began. I excitedly ran back to the sofa, put the eggs there, and then gently pressed the eggs with my stomach, thinking: Be careful, or the eggs will be broken, and all previous efforts will be in vain. But I waited for a long time and didn't wait for the sound of "Ji Ji". I was disappointed. It suddenly occurred to me that chickens have feathers, but our family has no feathers. On second thought, feather is wool, so cotton is similar to wool. It is better to use cotton as feathers! I started, and soon found a lot of cotton, put it on the eggs, and then pressed it with my stomach. Until the evening, I fell asleep after hatching. Suddenly the egg broke and stabbed me. I screamed in pain and cried like thunder, which scared my mother in a panic. Mom just saw the broken eggs and the yellow on my stomach, and suddenly she was in distress situation!
Although it has been a long time. But just thinking about it now still makes me laugh and cry!
A ridiculous thing composition 14 in the photo album of my mother's mobile phone, there is a photo taken on my sixth birthday. As soon as I saw this photo, I was in distress situation. Although it has been many years since what happened in the photo, I still remember it vividly.
It was my sixth birthday, and my family bought me my favorite fruitcake. At that time, I was very happy. Smiling, I put on my birthday hat. My father put a lotus-shaped candle on the cake, then turned off the light and lit the candle. Then, I put my fingers together and made a wish for the candle, but before I finished my wish, my sister standing by blew out the candle in one breath. I opened my eyes and found that the lotus candle was blown out. Knowing it was my sister, I shouted, "Sister, you are so bad! Then I scratched and scolded my sister, like a crazy little tiger. Dad said something ugly, said something ugly, and then took our "clown" apart with fruit cake.
Although I seem to have lost my anger, my anger is still burning. I was depressed after the whole birthday party, and I always felt as if I was celebrating my sister's birthday. This scene happened to be recorded by my mother on her mobile phone.
You see, in the photo, I am sitting in front of the cake with my fingers crossed and my eyes closed. My sister is leaning forward with her hands on the table, pouting and blowing into the candle. Every time I see this photo, I am angry and funny. My sister is so naughty!