According to legend, there were a pair of female prodigies and sisters in Xuanhua House in Tang Dynasty. My sister is thirteen, and my sister is only nine. The two sisters are very clever and good at poetry. One day, Empress Wu Zetian, who loves talent and literature, ordered an interview with a female prodigy. When the two sisters came to the Golden Hall, they couldn't stop looking around and felt strange everywhere. Seeing their clever and childish expressions, Wuhou liked them a little. In order not to make them afraid, he specially ordered to take off the temple instrument and kindly took their little hands to the promenade next to the temple. They came to the Royal River in the Buddhist Temple and saw a monk picking lotus flowers in the river. Wuhou said to his sister, "I will make a couplet for you on this topic." Then sing a way:
Who is wearing the lotus flowers that the monk picked in the river?
It is not difficult to use the four homophones of "harmony, harmony, harmony and harmony" in this couplet. The two sisters looked around, and suddenly they heard the strings of the Youletang eager and the songs curled up. The reason is correct:
Love plucked the strings and played them to Qinge.
This couplet also uses four homophonic words "love, piano, purity and youth" to cut the scenery. Wuhou was very happy to hear that. Then they passed a zhaobi with a war relief on it. The marquis of Wu studied for a while, and gave a couplet to his little sister:
Frozen personnel carriers smash ice cubes, smash personnel carriers.
I saw the nine-year-old baby blink three times, and then the top and bottom allied:
Longwo Longzhong Long Xing Longteng Longzhong Zhongsheng
Hearing this, Wuhou said loudly, "What a prodigy." I think: since ancient times, it is mostly men who have brought peace and stability to the country. It seems that such a smart girl will become a heroine in the future if she is carefully cultivated. So, I hugged my little sister and said, "You are very talented and resourceful. If you get the guidance of a famous teacher, you will achieve great things, so you want to stay in your palace for further study. I wonder if you would like to? " My little sister was surprised and annoyed. She looked at her sister, immediately lowered her head and said nothing. Sister looked frightened and couldn't answer for a long time. Wu Hou said, "Don't hesitate, you can write a poem to bid farewell to your sister."
Miss Jie looked up at the sky with tears in her eyes and immediately wrote a poem:
Clouds suddenly appeared in the sky, and geese competed to fly together.
You can't go home once.
After that, I burst into tears. When the marquis of Wu saw this, he sighed, "Every man has his own ambition, and he can't stay." Take my little sister home with a gift.
(2) Ji Xiaolan backbone dragon first couplet
Qianlong was the emperor with the longest middle-aged life and longest reign in Qing Dynasty. He was emperor for 60 years at the age of 25. He spent the longest time with Ji Xiaolan. At the age of 20, he became his bachelor's student. He often accompanied him to recite poems, traveled around the world and sang many stories with Ji Xiaolan. This is the birthday couplet of Erji:
The map of the empire of 40,000 Li has not been unified since Igu;
Fifty years of holy life, there are 9,950 years from now.
This is dedicated to Gan Long's 50th birthday, which is an unprecedented respect for his sincerity and work. The bottom line is to wish you your 80th birthday:
Eight thousand is spring, eight thousand is autumn, in all directions, the eight winds celebrate the birthday, and the eightieth birthday is in August;
Five Blessingg is well prepared for five generations living under one roof. Fifty years in the Song Dynasty.
These are two clever numbers, neat, natural and impeccable.
(3) Zhuge Liang's life is right
Someone used to regard numbers as the first part of Zhuge Liang's life:
Collect the two rivers, arrange eight arrays, catch six out of seven, light 49 lights before five feet, and concentrate on three concerns.
After this couplet was made, no one could be right for a long time and it became a famous "absolute". Many years later, many people tried to study it, but there was no result. Until the Qing Dynasty, a scholar surnamed Wu still made his fortune with Zhuge Liang's life, with five faces and five elements.
Take western Shu, gather people from the south, and reject things from the north. In the military account, the earth and grass divination in Jin Mu will be changed, and the water surface will be attacked by water.
"Absolute" meets life and is passed down as a much-told story.
(4) Yang Guifei Miao to Tang Dynasty
Legend has it that one night, Tang He went to The Upper Terrace to enjoy the moon, and Tang sang couplets on the spot:
Two people sitting on the ground.
Yang extremely alert, answer to:
January is bright and beautiful.
There is nothing surprising about the couplets sung by Emperor Ming of Tang Dynasty, except that the word "Left" is divided into the word "Man" and the word "Earth". Yang Guifei's comment on the following sentence is unusual: combining "day" and "month" into the word "Ming" meets the requirements of Lenovo, and compares Ming Di to the sun and herself to the moon. The moon can only shine by the light of the sun, and the concubine can only be favored by the emperor, express her feelings through the scenery, try her best to flatter and show her intelligence.
(5) Xie Juezai wrote a mockery of the gentleman.
Xie Juezai (1884 197 1), born in Ningxiang, Hunan, is a proletarian revolutionary and jurist. 1July, 905, in Xiaojiawan, a secluded village in the mountainous area of Ningxiang County, Hunan Province, people rushed to tell each other: "Xie Huannan is a scholar!"
Xie Huannan was the name of Xie Juezai's boyhood. He studied hard since he was a child and won the praise of his teachers and classmates. At the age of 2/kloc-0, he accepted his father's order to take the imperial examination and became the last scholar in China.
Xie Juezai's father was so proud that he decided to set up several tables to celebrate.
On this day, Xie Jia was very lively, and there was an endless stream of guests congratulating him. Among them, several gentlemen also came. Father called Xie Juezai out to accompany him. But I searched the room inside and outside, but I didn't even see him.
At this time, a gentleman found a pair of * * pasted on the place where he received the gift and shouted, "Come and see this pair!" " "Everyone ran to have a look. Turned out to be Xie Juezai's handwriting:
I wrote for more than ten years, danced for more than ten years, and won a scalper ticket;
Bowing in February and March, I earned several strings of cash.
This pair of * * * mercilessly laughed and congratulated their gentlemen. They suddenly threw cold water on them, came happily and left disappointed.
It turns out that Xie Juezai hates the guts of these gentlemen and is extremely indifferent to the scholar in the exam. So when his father held a wine celebration for him, he wrote this pair of * * * * to make the gentleman commit suicide.
After becoming a scholar, Xie Juezai never wanted to be an official, but engaged in education in his hometown. Later, under the influence of progressive thought, he embarked on the road of revolution.
(6) Why do officials care?
In the early Qing Dynasty, there was an official named Ren in the south. He often likes to satirize the right and wrong of state affairs and attack the current abuses, which inevitably offends some powerful officials and tycoons.
One day, the emperor sent an censor named Guan to inspect this place. The local gentry and tycoons waited for an opportunity to attack the officials maliciously. Guan only listened to one side of the story without checking it, and then severely reprimanded the official: "I heard that you like to teach others a lesson, which is not good." Now I have a side * * *, let you come right. " Say and read the first part:
It is better not to say what people say.
Master tit-for-tat underground couplet:
Why bother to manage officials, officials and officials?
Hearing this, I was dumbfounded and left the customs.
(7) Hui Tong embeds characters to play the magistrate.
During the Xianfeng period of the Qing Dynasty, Buchang, the magistrate of Jehol, bullied no talents outside the Great Wall, so he went to the Jehol Poetry Society anonymously to find trouble. As the two dolls are at home, Buchang ordered them to find the owner quickly. A child said, "We are at home today. If you want to comment on poetry, give us some advice. " Step chang helpless, answer a sentence:
Two fires are inflammation. Since it's not salt in salt sauce, why does it fade with water?
A child with a wink, smiled and said:
Since the two places are precious, since they are not turtles, why should we add divination?
Another way:
Two days of prosperity, since you are not a prostitute, why do you sing with your mouth?
Two dolls joked about the name of Buchang, which made him extremely embarrassed. From then on, Buchang never dared to despise the literati in Jehol.
(8) Wang Xiangchang held many meetings to satirize.
In today's world, in the year of * * *, efficiency is emphasized everywhere, and every minute counts. They all have opinions on Wenhai Huishan, and strongly demand that Wenshan be moved and Huihai be replenished, and more time and energy be spent on practical work. However, the leaders of a county agricultural bureau were indifferent and held meetings continuously. Busy office workers work overtime to write materials and print documents, and often burn the midnight oil. The town leaders worked nonstop between meetings. Now is the busy season of autumn harvest and autumn planting, and there is no time to care about production, so everyone complains again. There is a king, a township head, who is quite literary. He complained about this early, so he wrote a pair of * * * and posted it at the door of the office of the Agricultural Bureau. This pair of * * * is:
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, every day;
You say, I say, he says, everyone says.
Horizontal criticism: what should I do if I am busy in autumn?
Although this pair of * * * is popular, it is still a bit ironic!
Alas, what makes me sigh is: can modern scholars who boast extraordinary things and people who move books write them easily? !
(9) Number association satirizes "flatterer"
The mayor's son was caught in a crackdown in a city because of his misconduct. Ma Zheng, the secretary of the mayor, is busy interceding. This man is considerate, exquisite and smooth as a glass ball everywhere. He was given the name of "flatterer" by outsiders when a pair of * * * came to his door. This pair of couplets mocked this smooth "flatterer" with many mathematical and physical words:
The radii of curved circles are equal everywhere;
The friction coefficient is zero.
(10) Tragic Poems and the Answer to Children's Livelihood
Once upon a time, the most interesting thing in reading was to do the right questions, with teachers doing the first couplet and students doing the second couplet. The antithesis should be neat, even and rhyming. One day, a gentleman named Diao wrote a crooked line:
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
Let Tong Sheng be right. The boy thought for a long time, but no one told the bottom line. Mr. Wang scolded, "You punk, see which boy comes out first!" " A boy listened and thought, let's use the word sir, so he stood up and said, sir, I'm right! ""Mr Nodded, TongSheng openings say:
Life is death, death is life, life is death, death is life, life is death, death is life, death is life, death is life, Mr. Dies first, Mr. Dies first.
Hearing this, Mr. Wang was so angry that he sat down in his chair and couldn't speak for a long time.
(1 1) Su Dongpo's couplet names
Qin Guan and Liu Yong are both good friends of Su Dongpo. Qin Guan is called "Eshan" because the words in Man are well written, especially the first sentence "Eshan" is a good sentence, which makes this word become the nickname of Qin Guan. Qin Guan's son-in-law Fan Wen is proud of her father-in-law's name. He often introduces himself and says, "I'm Samuel Wei Yun's son-in-law." People do cast envious eyes.
At that time, Liu Tuntian's "Broken Array" also had a famous "Revealing the Reflection of Flowers". So people at that time also called Liu Tuntian "the reflection of flowers".
On one occasion, Su Dongpo was drinking at the same table with Qin Guan and Liu Tuntian. When the wine was half drunk, Su Dongpo became lyrical and inadvertently linked their names and nicknames into a pair of * * * *:
Samuel Wei Yun Qin Xueshi;
Exposing flowers reflects willow wasteland.
Qin and Liu laughed and were deeply moved by Dongpo's wit.
(12) Su Dongpo plays Zhang Sanying.
Zhang Xian, a poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, likes to write slow ci, and his ci is good at describing the love between men and women. He was nicknamed "Zhang Sanying" for three quatrains: "Clouds break the moon to make a shadow", "Curtain rolls a shadow" and "Falling lightly without a shadow". After he retired to the countryside in his later years, he was over eighty years old and had a geisha at home. On one occasion, Su Dongpo visited him and gave him a pair of * * * to mock Zhang Xian. * * * * wrote:
The poet is old and Yingying is here;
Yan Yan was busy when her son came back.
In the couplets, the story of Yingying Biography written by Yuan Zhen in the Tang Dynasty (which developed into a musical The West Chamber in the Yuan Dynasty) was quoted, and Zhang Xian was compared to Zhang Xun, a scholar who had sex with others. Zhang Xiande also has couplets, a couplet wrote:
Sorrow is like a squid, always knowing the night;
Laziness is busy with butterflies for spring.
This pair of * * *, made a confession to themselves, rhymed well, and won Dongpo's appreciation.
(13) Fo Yin and Su Xiaomei play.
Su Dongpo and Fo Yin talked about Buddhism, while Fo Yin boasted about the boundless power of Buddhism and the boundless dharma. Su Dongpo's sister, Su Xiaomei, eavesdropped behind the curtain and wanted to stab him, so she wrote a pair of couplets with Chinese characters, and asked the maid to take them out and give them to Su Dongpo. Dongpo took one look and said, "Interesting, interesting!" Then read it to Fo Yin:
Man used to be a monk, but he can become a Buddha.
Fo Yin saw that he was being sarcastic. How could he give up willingly? After some thinking, he finally got the antithetical couplet. Write it out and give it to Dongpo. Dongpo saw it and gave it to Su Xiaomei. Su Xiaomei looked at it:
A woman is humble as a maid, and a woman can be called a slave.
One day, Su Xiaomei was struggling with Su Dongpo's poems. Unexpectedly, after Fo Yin came in, she quickly hid in her account. Fo Yin saw this situation, that is, the mouth accounts for a couplet:
Beauty sits in a green gauze tent and a peony in a gauze cage.
The little sister thought, this monk is really annoying. His brothers and sisters were talking excitedly, but you broke them up, and you were still singing and playing with me. Okay, I'll call you back and scold you. So, read aloud a way:
Wash monks and soak gourds by the clear water pool.
"Water soaked gourd!" Su Dongpo clapped his hands and called it wonderful. Fo Yin had to touch the bald wry smile.
(14) Dongpo satirizes the host.
One day, when Su Dongpo visited a temple, he was disgusted to hear that the monk in charge of the temple had misbehaved. However, the host treated the famous Su Dongpo respectfully, entertained him for several weeks, and asked Dongpo for words many times. Su Dongpo pen in hand, a brush:
The sunset glow is fragrant, removing all the dust;
The fire is cold, so tie up a horse.
The host hung * * * in a very high place, and many scholars laughed when they saw it. It turns out that this pair of * * * tells two puzzles, and the answer is "bald donkey".
(15) Master Diao Shu's romantic life.
Once upon a time, a member had a daughter, a son, a daughter and a wife who were getting married. My son is still young and studying at school. The teachers and students in that school are very slippery, and they often leave homework for their students and go out to wander. One day, he gave the students a line:
A visitor's visit awakened Wan Li's dream of spring.
Students don't deserve it, so they ask their sisters for it. My sisters are right:
No one * * * pillow, waste a infatuation.
When the school teacher came back to ask, he knew that the elder sister was right. He was romantic and thought that the young lady was interested in him, so he added:
Six feet, three feet tied to the waist, three feet falling.
Miss, after reading it, wrote with a brush:
A quilt, half a bed to cover the body, half a bed idle.
As soon as the teacher thought that the young lady had no doubt about her feelings, she wanted to ask her out at once. * * * * naked wrote a pair of couplets:
The wind is tight and the forest is dense. Ask the woodcutter where to start.
Miss see ShuShi useful, immediately severely reprimanded:
The mountain is high and the water is deep, so advise the fisherman to turn back as soon as possible.
Shu Shi saw it, and his heart was half cold, but he didn't give up. He crustily skin of head, continue to communicate:
Peach, plum, apricot and plum, when will these flowers bloom?
Miss you're welcome to return a way:
Rice, wheat and millet, this hybrid is Mr. He.
At this point, the teacher can do nothing, but his heart is always angry. Soon, I watched the young lady get married. A year later, the young lady gave birth to a pair of male twins and went back to her parents' home for a full moon. Clever teacher leaned in, pointing to the twins with miss said:
Who is the husband's son and who is the youngest son?
Miss a listen to, once again, Shushi foul language, just face Yan way:
The afterlife is my son and my husband is my son.
Shu asked for it and felt ashamed, and all the guests present laughed their heads off.
(16) Su Dongpo's famous doctor coup combination
Su Dongpo not only has great achievements in literature, but also has great attainments in medicine, so he is called "Confucian doctor". He devoted himself to medical research when he was a magistrate in Hangzhou. At that time, plagues often occurred in this area and many people died. In order to free the people from illness, Su Dongpo took out dozens of taels of gold from his salary and built a clinic called Anle in the city, which was dedicated to treating people and cured nearly a thousand patients in three years.
Legend has it that there is a Pangjiazhuang in the west of Hangzhou. When the owner's surname is Pang Ming Ann, this person is very generous, helping the poor and giving charity. He is a famous old Chinese doctor. He likes socializing and reciting poems and talking about the past and the present. Therefore, they have a close relationship with Su Dongpo and often talk about poetry and discuss medicine together.
One day, Su Dongpo was sitting in his study reading a medical book, and an official outside came to report: "Report to your honor, Mr. Pang outside the government asks to see Chinese medicine." Su Dongpo quickly said "please". Before the leader led Dr. Pang down to the study, he looked up and saw two new lanterns hanging by the door. He couldn't help singing a couplet:
Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shell originally only windproof;
Su Dongpo just went out to meet him. After listening to this, he pondered for a while, immediately got the message, and then continued to bottom allied:
You can't knock on dried tangerine peel for half a day (summer).
The two men smiled at each other and walked arm in arm into the backyard. There is a small garden in the middle of the yard. Pang TCM saw green bamboo growing in the garden and had a brainwave, praising:
Bamboo leaves are the most suitable for heatstroke prevention;
Su Dongpo freely to himself:
Typhoid fever is especially wonderful, Bupleurum.
Two people sat down at the edge of the garden, the village chief handed fragrant tea, and they chatted while drinking tea. They talk about famous doctors from famous poems and medicine from * * * *. It's really diamond cut diamond. They tied the knot and knew each other. Suddenly, a breeze blew and brought flowers. Dr. Pang looked up and saw the roses in the garden in full bloom, charming and charming. He touched the scene, and a pair of couplets:
Seven-mile roses bloom and smell fragrant;
Su Dongpo listened to him sing another couplet and blurted out without thinking:
Buttonwood is big, and you eat 50 or 60 tablets a day.
PangAnshi sat for a while, left, and freely went out again:
China has relatives everywhere, no matter where.
Su Dongpo replied with a smile:
When the spring breeze comes, there are flowers everywhere, but they smell like musk and wood.
"Fructus Aurantii, Radix Saposhnikoviae, Pericarpium Citri Tangerinae, Rhizoma Pinelliae, Herba Lophatheri, Radix Bupleuri, Flos Rosae Rugosae, Peach Blossom, Radix Rehmanniae, Radix Rehmanniae Preparata, Herba Agastaches and Radix Aucklandiae" in Lianzhong are all Chinese medicine names. * * * * Be neat, harmonious and interesting.