2. People drink a little wine, just like pear blossoms bring rain. Drink some wine, just like Liangshan hero.
3. Money is paper if not spent, and money if spent. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly.
4. Don't fall in love. You're going to be a rich woman. You can't be stumped by love.
There is no age difference in love, as long as the face looks good, five thousand years is not a problem.
6. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.
7. You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.
8. Nini: "If I leave you in the future, let my name be pronounced backwards!" William Feng: "Me too!"
9. Seeing that everyone's boyfriends are getting uglier and uglier, I know that everyone is serious and really getting married.
10. To take a step back is not to talk about the broad sky, but to push your nose and face.
1 1. "Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself?" "I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!"
12. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your personality, some people like your life, but I am different. I don't like you.
13. Don't envy others for their long legs and thin waist. Your heart is wide and your body is fat.
14. Please be kind to yourself and cherish yourself, because the parts are not well matched and expensive! Money may not be available, not to mention that you have no money.
15. I dreamed of Yue Lao last night and asked him, "Why don't you give me a boyfriend?" Yue Lao looked at me and said, "The red rope is short and the legs are thick. I can't tie it."
16. Be nice to your boyfriend after you find him. Don't bully him Hurt him. This is not good for him. After all, he is blind.
17. Some people are alive and you want them to die. Some people are dead, and you still feel cheap.
18. Please recommend a sports car with a price of over 4 million yuan, which is fast, comfortable and beautiful. The more expensive, the better. I want to change the wallpaper of my mobile phone.
19. The princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss. And you, besides being hungry, were awakened by urine.
20. "What is the meanest reason for boys to dump girls?" "Your breasts are too small. I am afraid that I will starve my children in the future. "
2 1. There must be someone around you: she is the most greedy, lazy and thin, which makes people want to kill her.
If you eat less than one meal every day, you will save a lot of money over time, which can be saved for treating stomach diseases later.
23. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high. I want to say, to be an otaku, you must first afford a house.
Since I left Tik Tok, I have lived like an emperor every day. Some people sing, some dance, some perform talents, and they try their best to make me happy. I want to look at them one by one. I'm busy.
25. The girls who can never unscrew the bottle cap live a happy life. Those girls who said, "I don't believe I can't open the toilet" all lived like men.
26. Brother, can I kiss you on AJ? Can I write a wedding invitation with your TF lipstick? "
27. Admit it, you are not a lovely girl, a goddess or a little princess. You're just a vulgar prostitute who doesn't work hard and make progress and dreams about the future.