Provide some good riddles with answers.

Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? -Answer: Fool 2. There are six steamed buns in the basin, which are given to each of the six children 1, and there is still 1 in the basin. Why? Answer: The last child brought a basin. Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer: the word "ice" becomes "water" if two points are removed. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? -Answer: Barber 5. Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber. 6. There is a word that everyone will pronounce wrong when they see it. What's this word? -Answer: This is the word "wrong". 7. Xiaohua is at home. Who looks most like him? -Answer: 8. What's the use of egg shells? Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks. 9. What is no hard work? -Answer: yawn 10, you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? -Answer: Dream 1 1. What must everyone do seriously every day? -Answer: Sleep 12. Who is always afraid of taking a bath? Answer: clay figurine 13, Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why? -Answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student. 14. What car can't move? Answer: windmill, 15, which month has 28 days? Answer: Every month has 28 days. 16. Do you know what is wrong with sleeping in class? Answer: Not as comfortable as a bed. 17. What wine can't be drunk? -Answer: iodine 18. What eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer: I got a zero "0"19. It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? Answer: On the track. 20. When does the clock stop? A: The clock won't go 2 1. What books are not available in bookstores? Answer: suicide note or secretary 22. What is the narrowest road? A: The road to the enemy is narrow. 23. What can't I eat? -A: "Things" direction 24. Why didn't anyone fall off the plane and die? A: The plane is on the ground. 25. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: plastic flowers 26. What English letters do people like to listen to best? -Answer: CD 27, who is sick and never sees a doctor? -Answer: Blind 28. Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper. Why does he often see his classmates? -Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher. 29. What is used to judge the age of a chicken? Answer: use your teeth 30. Why can't you hit eggs with a hammer? Answer: Of course, the hammer will not break 3 1. Who can easily knock down the boxing champion? -answer: sleepy 32, what is unknown, you don't know me? Answer: The sole is broken. 33. A person walks on the beach, but there are no footprints behind him. Why? He is walking backwards. 34. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time. When he wakes up in the morning, what is the first thing everyone should do? Answer: Open your eyes. Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer: Why is the word "red" difficult to write? 37. When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? -Answer: spare tire 38. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? A: Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top. 39. Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three! 40. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? -Answer: One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach. 4 1. What did Columbus do next when he set foot on the New World? Answer: Step on the other foot. 42. The caterpillar came home and said a word to his father. His father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes." 43. The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? -Answer: They are all dead. 44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? -Answer: Yes. What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: the safety island on the road. Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? -Answer: Penguin 47. Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police went into the house and arrested another person. Why? Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him. 48. Who is the king of beasts? -Answer: Zoo director 49. What can solve all the mysteries? -Answer: Answer 50. What kind of person will appear after death? -Answer: The people in the movie are 5 1. Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs? -Answer: Reporter 52. Who said the farthest? Answer: Call 53. What has the same production date and expiration date? -Answer: Daily 54. Xiaomi spent the whole night on history textbooks last night, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer: She sleeps with a history textbook as a pillow. Can she cover the sky with leaves? Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves. 56. A cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right, and ask where the cow's tail faces. Answer: face the ground 57. Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? -Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand. 58. How much is eight divided in half? -Answer: 0 59. What is the worst thing for people who stutter? Answer: Call 60 internationally. What makes people laugh and cry? Answer: Mask 6 1. What should I do if I lose my ID card? -Answer: Pick it up. 62. A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger is in front and a bear is behind. How did this man get there? -Answer: I fainted. There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? A: The name of the fugitive is Du. 64. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The eldest and only son is Daming, the second son is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son? Answer: Xiao Ming, of course. 65. Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? -Answer: Run to catch mice. What does an elephant's left ear look like? Answer: right ear 67. What if the needle falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another 69. It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? -Answer: Isn't two and a half hours an hour? 70. Who cheats others and cheats himself? Answer: Liar 7 1, Mr. Li went to the 16 floor to talk about business, but he only took the elevator to the 14 floor and then took the stairs. Why? Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on 16 floor. 72. A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? -Answer: Because they are mother and son. 73. What word is universal? -Answer: Arabic numeral 74. There is a big and thick book in front of a person, but he can't cross it if he wants to. Do you know why? Answer: Because the book is in the corner. 75. What is the secret of longevity? -Answer: Keep breathing and don't die. 76. When did you see the biggest moon? A: When landing on the moon. Who only works one day a year? Answer: Santa Claus 78. What is better to turn a blind eye? -Answer: Shoot 79. Why does a newborn child only have one left eye? Answer: People only have one left eye. 80. Which tooth has finally come out? -Answer: Denture 8 1. There is a fire in the room, but Xiao Ming can't open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Push open the door 82. Light light blue is not sick, but her mouth keeps opening and closing all night? Answer: She eats melon seeds. 83. What is the best way to cheat? -Answer: Magician 84. Do you have a two-sided box? -Answer: Yes! Inside and outside 85. If iron is left outdoors, it will rust. What about gold? -answer: it will be stolen. 86. Throw stones with eggs. Why didn't the egg break? -Answer: Holding an egg in your left hand and throwing a stone in your right hand, how can an egg be broken? 87. How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? -Answer: Four 80s. What's the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer: one pair of underwear is worn inside and the other is worn outside. 89. Who has the worst heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis. 90. The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. Why? Answer: The guest gave me a painting, 9 1, a grandfather he had never seen before. What kind of grandfather is he? -Answer: God 92. Two fathers and sons went hunting. They each shot a wild duck, but only three. Why? -answer: three grandchildren. 93. A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say, "Leave me alone?" What happened to the patient? -Answer: Cross-eyed 94. What is green if you don't eat it, red if you eat it and black if you spit it out? -Answer: Watermelon 95. Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer: because: people sleep later than the sun! 96. A wolf went into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat sheep? Answer: Because there are no sheep in the sheepfold! 97. Some sell, some don't buy, and many sell every day. Answer: Threshold 98. What ship is the safest? Answer: There is a boat parked on the beach. There is a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep is coming. How many sheep are there in a * *? -Answer: It's still a regiment! 100, what should I do first to turn my dream into reality? -Answer: Get up. What is the biggest regret of a giant panda in his life? Answer: No color photos 102. It's raining, and everyone is in a hurry to go home, but one person walks slowly (he doesn't have an umbrella). Someone asked him why he didn't go home soon. He said something that made the man faint. What did he say? Answer: "What's the hurry? It's raining ahead! " 103, the boss never cooks, but he cooks the same dishes every day. What is this dish? -answer: "dismissal" 104. What is the most embarrassing thing for a scholar? Answer: When I wanted to buy a book, I suddenly found that there was no money in my bag. 105. My brother bought three bags of rice and my brother bought two bags of rice. When they got home, they put rice in 1 big bag. How many bags of rice do they have now? Answer: 1 bag of rice 106, Xiaoming got 100, why is he crying? Answer: 107, Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? -Answer: He aimed at the enemy ~ 108. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? -Answer: Zhuang Zhuang is a sheep 109. There is something that will fall and rise at the same time when it rises. What is this? Answer: seesaw 1 10, start from scratch. Answer: shave your head 1 1 1. There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof. Do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? -Answer: Cocks can't lay eggs. 1 12. What is the thing that Hercules can never lift? -Answer: He or she himself 1 13. Why do frogs jump higher than trees? -Answer: Trees can't jump 1 14. Who is a half-hearted person? Answer: A man with many hearts, because that man has three hearts. 1 15, 80 cm long red crab and 30 cm long black crab race, who will win? -Answer: Black Crab. Because the red crab is ripe. 1 16. A marshal is one level higher than a general. When will the marshal be equal to the general? Answer: playing chess 1 17. What won't get wet when it falls into the water? -answer: shadow. 1 18, Xiao Wang is the driver. One day, he had an accident while driving. When the police arrived, he found a dead man in the car. Xiao Wang did say that it was none of his business. Why? Answer: Xiao Wang drives a hearse 1 19. What animal stays up late every day? -Answer: Panda, its eyes are black with boiling. 120, a little pig sells 200 yuan, why can two little pigs sell tens of thousands of RMB? Answer: Because it is rare for a pig to have two heads.