8. A veteran who just left the army got up to go to the toilet one night and found his wife not sleeping beside him, and his pillow fell on the wooden floor. Then he went into the toilet in confusion and found the toilet.
A little green skirt was scared to death on the spot. Why?
Keywords: veterans pillow green clothes (not other colors)
9. Seven twelve.
A man is afraid of flying, but because of his work, he has to travel between countries by plane. Every time he is particularly uncomfortable with jet lag, he came once.
After passing through a transcontinental country, he looked at his watch after getting off the plane. It showed 7: 00 a.m. 12 a.m., and then he committed suicide by crying. Why?
Keywords: transcontinental country 7: 12
10.key
An insurance salesman went to the supermarket to buy a Christmas present for his girlfriend after work. The last thing he bought was a sterling silver pendant engraved with the moon pattern. After leaving the supermarket, he saw a little girl.
Crying on the roadside, I went to see what was going on, and suddenly I found a bunch of keys on the little girl's chest. The next day, the police found the little girl dead naked in the street, trying to analyze the reason.
Keyword Tip: Insurance salesmen are naked.
1 1. Half a photo
Girls and boys have been in love for a long time, and they are the girls that boys pursue first. The boy gave the girl a music box for her birthday. Although old, the girl is still very happy. later
One day, the girl accidentally broke the music box and found an old photo with only half left, vaguely like the image of a dog. The girl was scared to death at once.
Excuse me, why?
Keyword Tip: Half a photo of an old music box, the image of a dog.
12. mixture
There is a child whose father is a doctor of English and his mother is an English teacher in Japan. He was proud of being a half-breed since he was a child. One day, he opened his mother.
The handout prepared for class found a long-ago note with a picture of Britain on it. He went home immediately and assassinated his father. Why?
Keyword Tip: The national flags of doctors and English teachers are not painted.
13.MSN head elephant
A man with a criminal record just came home from the police station. He was summoned to the police station for questioning because of a murder case, but he was released because of insufficient evidence. When he got home, he and
I opened MSN chat as usual, and suddenly found a netizen's head like a dirty black suit. He rushed out at once and bought a white suit of the same specification in the street.
Try to analyze the reasons.
Keywords: dirty black suit, white suit
14. The taste of cola
A patient (female) who suffered a fracture during exercise recovered and was discharged. The family celebrated and held a grand banquet. When drinking drinks, the patient's brother said that today's cola tastes a bit strange, and then the patient's father
And my mother also drank it, saying that the taste of coke is really wrong. But the patient insisted that the taste was normal after drinking. The patient died in the bathtub where he took a bath that night. Why?
Keywords: female bathtub at night
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Answer:
Winter is coming. One evening before Christmas, an insurance salesman just got off work, dressed in a black suit, and hurried down the road. Soon, the salesman walked into a big supermarket. It turned out that he was rushing to buy a Christmas present for his lover. After careful selection, he finally bought a sterling silver pendant engraved with the moon pattern. After walking out of the supermarket, the salesman saw a girl crying on the roadside with a bunch of keys hanging on her chest. The salesman was curious and went to see what was going on. The girl told him that she was walking in the street with her beloved puppy just now, but I didn't expect a car to pass by and run over the puppy. She was very sad. The salesman saw a dead puppy on the side of the road, and it looked strange. The salesman comforted the girl that it doesn't matter if she has a puppy, and she can have another one in the future. The girl said that this dog is unusual, and this breed is only available in their family. As soon as the salesman heard this, he suddenly felt that this girl had some history and wanted to hold this customer. In order to comfort the girl, he took out the sterling silver pendant he just bought and gave it to the girl. The girl was very moved, so she handed the key hanging on her chest to the salesman, who quickly refused, saying that the key could not be given to others. The girl said that this bunch of keys belonged to the dog house. Since the puppy was gone and the keys were useless, they were given to the shop assistant as souvenirs. So the salesman happily accepted them and put them in his suit pocket, while the girl put on the pendant.
When the girl comes home, everyone else in the family has something to do. She was sad when she saw the dog house in the room. So she took out a music box and played music. This music box was given to her by her boyfriend. A few years ago, that boy began to pursue her. They have been in love for a long time, and their feelings are not good. This year is her birthday. The boy gave her this music box and told her that it was given to him by her grandmother when she was a child. Although it was a long time ago, she was deeply moved. The girl listened to the music with rapt attention and unconsciously raised her hand. The music box fell to the ground and broke into several petals, and the music stopped abruptly. The girl hurriedly picked it up, but it didn't help. The girl is sad and sad. Suddenly, she found this half-finished old photo in the music box. A closer look, vaguely like the image of a dog, just like her dead puppy. The girl suddenly understood that she and her beloved boy are family, but they just can't get married. The girl couldn't bear this reality for a while, but she was surprised and afraid, and fell to the ground and died unexpectedly.
Just then, a figure flashed in from the window and a middle-aged man came in. This man is a veteran who has just retired from the army. Because I had no livelihood after leaving the army and caught up with the Chinese New Year, I drank wine at night and wanted to steal some property on the spur of the moment. The veteran came to the room and suddenly found the girl lying on the ground. Suddenly, he became lustful and couldn't help jumping up and taking the girl naked. When only the last piece of green underwear was left, the veteran was in high spirits when he saw the girl's body. He drank to drown his sorrows and prepared for a big fight. Unfortunately, he was old, so he took some aphrodisiacs out of his pocket. At this time, he was just thirsty after drinking wine, so he picked up a bottle of coke on the table, put the medicine in it and shook the bottle. When he was about to drink, the veteran suddenly found that the girl was dead and immediately panicked. He fled with the girl's body and clothes in his arms, ready to destroy the evidence. At this time, although it is getting late, there are still some pedestrians on the road. Seeing that the veteran couldn't take the body away, he had to throw the girl's body in a corner of the road and all his clothes into the trash can. Not far away, the veteran suddenly thought that there was a pair of green underwear on the girl, which might leave his fingerprints, so he rushed back and stripped off his clothes. At the same time, the girl's sterling silver pendant engraved with the moon pattern on her neck was also torn off and fell to the ground, but the veteran didn't notice it. At this moment, a voice suddenly came from a distance. In desperation, the veteran stuffed his underwear into his pocket and fled in a hurry.
At this time, in the girl's home, a boy climbed in through the window, which was the girl's boyfriend. It turns out that although they have been in love for several years, they are still young and afraid of family opposition, so they all secretly date without telling their families. Knowing that the girl's family was on a business trip today, the boy slipped in when he came back late. However, he didn't see the girl and was very disappointed. He wants to wait a little longer. Bored, the boy rummaged through a drawer in the living room and saw a note with an unpainted British flag on it. The name on the note is the same as his father's. The boy was surprised because his father was an English doctor. At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the door. The boy closed the drawer and hurried away from the window.
It is the girl's family who knocks at the door. The girl's mother is a young woman who loves sports. Not long ago, she broke her leg while playing ball. Today, the young woman's parents and brother went to the hospital to meet her. When the four men came home, they didn't see the girl. They all thought that she had gone to a friend's house to play. Without paying attention, they began to prepare dinner to celebrate the young woman's discharge. Later, the family ate and drank. Suddenly, my uncle said that today's cola tastes a bit strange, and the young woman disagreed. She smiled and said that because my uncle is a doctor, he likes to be suspicious. However, after drinking it, her parents also said that the taste of coke was really wrong. In fact, this young woman is not a filial person. She has been having an affair with a man outside and often takes aphrodisiacs, so she doesn't smell of coke, insisting that coke tastes normal. Soon, everyone was full of food and drink, and the young woman sent her parents and brother out.
When the boy came home, the more he thought about it, the more strange he felt. His mother is a Japanese English teacher, and he has been proud of being a mixed-race since he was a child. It happened that her mother was not at home now, so she looked through the lecture notes prepared by her mother. Suddenly, she found a long-ago note with an unpainted Britain and her father's name on it. He suddenly felt that he understood that his father was having an affair with another woman outside, and his beloved girlfriend turned out to be his half-sister. The boy was shocked at once, from panic to anger, and rushed out of the house. In fact, the boy misunderstood, and his father was just his girlfriend's uncle. Later, the boy's father came back from his sister's house and was venting in his room because he drank an aphrodisiac by mistake. At this time, the boy came back from the outside and saw his father's ugly behavior, more convinced that he was not a serious person, so he broke out in anger, picked up a sharp knife and killed his father with one knife.
When the salesman came home, he suddenly got a phone call from his old lover, the girl's mother. It turned out that although she was a married woman, she had an affair with the salesman because her husband was away for a long time. Some time ago, due to an accidental fracture during exercise, the two never met again. Today, she went home from the hospital. After dinner, she sent her family away and immediately called her old lover. When the salesman received the call, he immediately put on his clothes and rushed over. Worried that their daughter would suddenly come back, the young woman and the shop assistant went into the bathroom. They took off their clothes and went into the bathtub, ready to have fun. Because of drinking aphrodisiac by mistake, the young woman's sexual desire is high, and the salesman is difficult to adapt. He escaped from the bathtub in a panic and accidentally knocked his watch by the pool into the basin. The young woman went to catch the salesman without trying too hard. The newly grafted bone was broken again, and she fainted in pain. The salesman didn't notice. He took out his watch, put on his clothes in a hurry and ran out the door. The salesman stumbled on the road, accidentally fell down and fell into the mud, all dirty and wet. The salesman is in a bad mood. As soon as he got angry, he took off his suit and threw it into the trash can. The poor young woman fainted and drowned in the bathtub.
Besides, the veteran went to the pub in a panic, got drunk, then went home, threw up in the toilet, then conveniently took out a handkerchief from his pocket, wiped his mouth, threw it on the toilet, and then went back to his room and fell asleep. His wife was very angry when she saw that her husband smelled of alcohol. She picked up a pillow and beat him, but the veteran didn't respond. Angry and sad, the wife threw the pillow on the ground, packed her things and went back to her parents' house. The veteran woke up in the middle of the night and found that his wife didn't sleep beside him, but the pillow fell on the wooden floor. He was confused and went into the toilet. I found a little green skirt on the toilet. Actually, I just took it out of my pocket as a handkerchief to wipe my mouth. At this moment, he suddenly remembered that it was the clothes he took off from the girl. Because the strength of the wine has faded, the veteran regained consciousness and recalled his evil deeds at night. He died of shock on the spot.
The next day, the police found the girl's body and sterling silver pendant in the street. According to this clue, they found the salesman. Because the salesman had a criminal record, he was constantly questioned by the police, but he was put back home because of insufficient evidence. When he got home, he suddenly remembered the key that the girl gave him. At this time, he realized that the key had been put in the black suit and had been thrown away by himself, so he had to give up. He chatted online as usual, and suddenly found that a netizen's head was a dirty black suit, which was his own. He was worried that it would become evidence and bring him trouble, so he rushed out and bought a white suit of the same specification on the street. After coming back, he told netizens online that in addition to insurance, he also promoted a laundry detergent part-time, which can not only wash the dirt off clothes, but also wash the black ones into white ones, which can be tried for free. He knew that the clothes of netizens were all picked up and would be willing to wash them white, so he encouraged netizens to send him and skillfully changed the white suits to netizens. After the netizen left, the salesman was glad that his plan was successful. Suddenly, the company informed him to send him to a transcontinental country on business. The salesman hates flying and jet lag, but he has to go. On the plane, he saw a news that a young woman died in the bathtub at 7: 00 12 last night. When I got off the plane, I suddenly remembered that the time zone had changed and I had to adjust my watch. Only then did I find that my watch had stopped. He probably stopped after falling into the water last night. When I took a closer look, it actually stopped at 7: 00 12. At this time, he realized that the young woman who died in the news report was his mistress, so he committed suicide by crying.