The more jokes about cats, the better!

During World War II, three soldiers were put into the captive camp, one of whom was British, the other was French and the other was Polish. One night, the guard fell asleep. The three men saw the opportunity now or never and were ready to escape. The British army was the first to go out and kicked the soldiers. The soldier asked, "Who?" The British soldier was anxious and gave a "meow". "Oh, it's a cat." So the guard went back to sleep. The French army then escaped and accidentally kicked down the kettle. The soldier asked, "Who?" "Meow!" "Oh, another cat. There are so many cats today. " The Polish army was the last to escape, and he ran into the prison gate. "who?" "Of course it's a cat!" The Polish army replied.

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Tom and Jerry

The cat chased the mouse into the hole and the mouse got into it. After a while, a cricket came out The cat snapped, "Stop! You think I won't recognize you after drinking slimming tea! "

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Punish hamster

A family has a white Persian cat, which is very cute since childhood. ...

One day, the abnormal owner thought that TV was very good and should teach the cat to watch TV, so he held the cat in front of the TV. When the cat refused to accept it, the owner put the cat on the table and told it to watch TV.

Another day, the abnormal owner bought a hamster, hoping that the cat would catch the hamster and play with it. As a result, the cat was scared by the hamster, and the hamster was scared by the cat, so a cat and a mouse ran around the house. Gradually, the two animals became more and more familiar with each other and often played together. The cat licked the hamster's hair. The friendship between animals is touching.

Hamsters are getting bolder and bolder, and even go to the cat's food bowl to eat canned food. Hamsters really go too far. The cat was very angry and picked it up. The whole family thought that the hamster was finally going to be eaten.

But the cat just angrily held the hamster in front of the TV, pressed the hamster hard with its two front feet and let the hamster watch TV.

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Baby

A cat was walking by the river and was caught by a crab. The cat was very angry, but the crab ran into the bushes and hid. The cat can't find it anywhere. Suddenly, the cat looked up and saw a spider lying on the Internet. She went up and punched the ground: "You think I don't know you as soon as I get online, little boy!" " "

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One family is particularly lazy. At work, father pushes mother, mother pushes son, and son pushes kitten.

One day, the guest came to this house and rang the doorbell. The cat opened the door for him and continued to clean the table. The guest exclaimed, "Wow, cats can clean tables!" "

The cat said, "What is this?"

The guest exclaimed, "Cats can talk!"

The cat quickly said, "Shh, keep your voice down! Let them listen, and I should answer the phone! "

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A group of animals crossed the river until the boat in the middle of the river began to enter the water, and some of them had to go into the water.

The clever monkey came up with an idea for everyone to tell a joke. If the joke doesn't make everyone laugh, he must throw the speaker into the water.

So we began to draw lots, and the result was that the cat was the first, followed by the monkey and the chicken. ...

The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed except the pig. But the animals had to throw the cat into the water.

The monkey's jokes make people laugh their heads off, but the pig still doesn't laugh, and the monkey has to feed the fish.

Chickens are afraid, even clever monkeys can't escape this fate. ...

Unexpectedly, the pig smiled at this time, and all the animals said strangely, why did you laugh before the chicken spoke?

The pig said: the cat's joke is really funny!