The main actors: Huang Xiaoming, Shen Chunyang, Yang Shulin and Song Xiaofeng.
Script content:
Song Xiaofeng: (singing) Friends, are you in a good mood today? I want to hear your answers. In a good mood? Could you speak a little louder?
Yang Bing: (singing) Go, one, two, three, four.
Song Xiaofeng: My name is one, your name is two, my name is three, and your name is four. One.
Audience: Two.
Song Xiaofeng: Three.
Audience: Four.
Song Xiaofeng: Who has money? Who has money?
Audience: I have money. I have money.
Song Xiaofeng: Who is sick? Who is sick?
Audience: You are ill. You are sick.
Yang Bing: Stop, stop, stop. Fellow villagers and elders, this statement is poor. My two brothers, who have just seen a doctor, said that they are both healthy except mentally.
Swallow: No problem.
Yang Bing: Two good brothers, why are you so happy today?
Song Xiaofeng: Brother, I really can't restrain my inner joy. You said that the three of us won the lottery once, just once, and we all won the first prize. How could I be unhappy?
Yang Bing: Brother, this is a good thing. Nothing can stop it.
Song Xiaofeng: Brother, at this moment, my brother wants to sing a poem.
Yang Bing: Singing.
Song Xiaofeng: Today's awards are great.
Swallow: Good things are coming.
Song Xiaofeng: Why are you so lucky?
Yang Bing: Just because you are wearing a little green hat. What poem is this? Don't say it's useless. Take the time to receive the prize.
Song Xiaofeng: Let's go.
(Someone is coming)
Yang Bing: Where are you from, my dear friend?
Winner: I went to Shenfu to receive the prize, the second prize, 520 silver.
Song Xiaofeng: Oh, I'll go. Oh, I'll go.
Yang Bing: He didn't win the prize. Like he stole money. Brothers, have you heard that the second prize is 520 silver, and the first prize is not 1200.
Song Xiaofeng: Not necessarily.
Yang Bing: Why?
Song Xiaofeng: Brother, think about it. The Shen family opened a martial arts school. What if they cheat and don't give us money?
Yang Bing: Our third brother has the highest martial arts, but he is still afraid of him!
Swallow: No problem.
Song Xiaofeng: Yes.
Yang Bing: Take the prize and let's go.
Jin Woo Kungfu Art Troupe: (Shenfu Wushu Performance)
Shen Chunyang: Stop, stop, stop! You're really great. Today is our lucky draw. On such an important day, you have been fighting and killing. These days are really strange. You said the second prize had been redeemed. Why hasn't the first prize come yet?
(Narrator: The first prize winner came to receive the prize. )
Shen Chunyang: I'm coming.
(Yang Bing, Song Xiaofeng and Yan Fei take the stage)
Shen Chunyang: How about three?
Yang Bing: Who is in charge?
Shen Chunyang: Congratulations to the three sons.
Song Xiaofeng: Help me fill this bag.
Shen Chunyang: Excuse me, which of the three grandchildren won the first prize?
Yang Bing: Sorry, all three of us won the first prize.
Shen Chunyang: All three.
Yang Bing: Sorry, I just saw that the second prize won 520 silver. How much is this first prize?
Shen Chunyang: The first prize is great. The first prize is to be the master of our temple.
Song Xiaofeng: Oh, I'll go.
Yang Bing: No, don't you have an owner in such a big house?
Shen Chunyang: Our grandfather died a long time ago, so we left this house with thousands of rooms, but we left our poor grandmother. Our grandparents are in love, and she is embarrassed to get married, so she wants to prepare a lucky draw and take herself out.
Yang Bing: I see. There is such a good thing.
Song Xiaofeng: I ran into it.
Yang Bing: How long has your grandfather been dead?
Shen Chunyang: Not yesterday. You're just in time. If you had come yesterday, it wouldn't have happened.
Yang Bing: Good catch, good catch. Well, in that case, ask your grandmother out quickly for everyone to see.
Shen Chunyang: It's urgent. Please welcome grandma.
(Little Shenyang jumps out)
Shen Chunyang: Stop it! Oh, honey.
Shenyang: It's not over yet.
Shen Chunyang: Grandma, how can you be beautiful again?
Shenyang: Koharu, how about the prize exchange?
Shen Chunyang: Back to Grandma, all the second prizes have been redeemed, and there is still the first prize, three people!
Shenyang: These three people are good. They seem to work hard and live to death at a glance.
Shen Chunyang: Yes, Grandma.
Yang Bing: Excuse me, are you Shen Fu's grandmother?
Shenyang: Hmm ~
Yang Bing: OK, let's discuss it. Let's see if we can change our first prize to the second prize, ha ~, that is, each person will give us 520 or even 320. Then we left. We don't want the first prize.
Shenyang: Will that work? Just a second prize, how hard it is to draw. Take this second prize and hang this first prize.
Shen Chunyang: Our great-grandmother is old and clever.
Shenyang: Oh, you three-
Yang Bing. Song Xiaofeng. Zheng Xiaoyan put the cards together.
Yang Bing: Actually, we won the third prize.
Shenyang: I also won the third prize. I won all the prizes except the second prize. You three, I still can't choose. Otherwise, you three will fight for me. If you fight, I like to have a sense of existence.
Shen Chunyang: Grandma, Grandma.
Shenyang: Don't drag me.
Shen Chunyang: Grandma.
Shenyang: Hmm ~
Shen Chunyang: Grandma, you should have some reservations.
Yang Bing: Grandma, we didn't win the lottery. We are disturbed. Please leave. Please leave.
Shenyang: You stand there. If you want to give up the prize, can it be done? What did you do to our martial arts school? Come when you say it, and leave when you say it. Wow, you treat me like someone?
Shen Chunyang: Grandma, don't be angry.
Shenyang: I feel very angry.
Shen Chunyang: Don't be angry, Grandma.
Shenyang: I have to be forced to work hard.
Shen Chunyang: Oh, Grandma.
Small Shenyang: Today is really a red-letter day. This makes me very angry.
qigong ..............
Shen Chunyang: Oh, dear.
Yang Bing: This kind of kung fu.
Small Shenyang: Koharu Zi.
Shen Chunyang: Ah!
Shenyang: I found that my skills seem to have regressed.
Shen Chunyang: What's the matter?
Shenyang: They didn't jump.
Shen Chunyang: Oh.
Shenyang: Am I far away or something?
Shen Chunyang: Yes, try closer.
Shenyang: Ha ~ That's funny, ha ~, ha ~ ha ~.
Shen Chunyang: OK, OK, Grandma, stop playing, stop playing.
Shenyang: More.
Shen Chunyang: Stop playing and get down to business.
Shenyang: You three have already seen what I can do.
Yang Bing Song Xiaofeng Yin Fei: Yes.
Shenyang: Best of three. As long as you can beat me, you can go. If you can't win, you have to marry me.
Shen Chunyang: Oh, come on, Grandma, what's wrong with chondrosis?
Yang Bing: How?
Song Xiaofeng: How?
Yang Bing: Look, guys, today is a tough day. Third brother, thanks to bringing you here, your martial arts have improved. Everything depends on you. Let me see your hands.
Swallow: Believe in my strength, there is nothing wrong with it.
Yang Bing: How?
Song Xiaofeng: How? Yang Bing: Look, guys, today is a tough day.
Third brother, thanks to bringing you here, your martial arts have improved. Everything depends on you. Let me see your hands.
Swallow: Believe in my strength, there is nothing wrong with it.
Yang Bing: Go ahead.
Shen Chunyang Yang Bing Song Xiaofeng: One, two, three ... eleven.
Swallow: Eleven.
Small Shenyang: You knock over whatever you hit, and I'll trouble others if I somersault.
Shen Chunyang: Oh, Grandma, Oh, Grandma.
Shenyang: strangle you.
Shen Chunyang: Grandma hates tumbling.
Yang Bing: I said I told you to fight. Why did you fall?
Swallow: I thought about somersaulting to scare her.
Yang Bing: Who are you scaring?
Song Xiaofeng: Third brother, don't be afraid. We have a brother.
Shen Chunyang: Big Brother.
Little Shenyang: Who is the big brother? Come out.
Yang Bing: Dude, you can't be impulsive.
Song Xiaofeng: My penis.
Yang Bing: You still make mistakes.
Song Xiaofeng: What did you say? I don't know.
Yang Bing: You know the golden bell jar.
Shen Chunyang: Grandma, he is wearing a golden bell jar.
Shenyang: Nothing. Grandma is wearing iron underpants.
Shen Chunyang: Heh ~ Song Xiaofeng: Third brother.
Swallow: Big Brother, there is nothing wrong. Let's go
Shenyang: Come here, you are dressed like a cucumber. Why?
Song Xiaofeng: What's your name?
Shen Chunyang: Grandma.
Song Xiaofeng: Yes, Grandma.
Shen Chunyang: Grandma.
Song Xiaofeng: Yes, Grandma.
Let me make it clear today. Next, let's compare Qigong, that is, you kick me three times and I kick you three times to see who can stand it.
As for who kicks first, it's up to you.
Shenyang: Grandma, I'm not that stingy. You are guests. I'll kick you first.
Song Xiaofeng: OK, good luck.
Shen Chunyang: Grandma, come on.
Shenyang: Hmm ~ Song Xiaofeng: Can you kick me while I'm not peeing?
Shenyang: Start over.
Shen Chunyang: Well, Grandma, alas, these three feet are broken.
Yang Bing: Did you hold on? Song Xiaofeng: Wait a minute.
Yang Bing: Kick her.
Song Xiaofeng: I kicked yours.
Shenyang: Stop kicking, I give up.
Song Xiaofeng: Big Brother.
Shenyang: Best of three. This is a tie.
Song Xiaofeng: The old lady had a nervous breakdown. You go ahead.
Yang Bing: I know that if I don't shine today, the three of us can't leave. I think it's boring not to kick around, right?
Shenyang: Hey, hey ... Yang Bing: Use weapons, ok?
Shenyang: OK, here you are.
Yang Bing: I practice sword very well. Some people have swords, some people have swords, and some people give me nicknames. My name is "Little Sword Man" Shen Chunyang: My great-grandmother was a bitch.
Yang Bing: Look at this sword. Er, this ... Little Shenyang: This is a dagger.
Yang Bing: Your sword is too short.
Shenyang: Change it to a long one.
Yang Bing: I can't stand it ... it's too long.
Shen Chunyang: Yes, I'm getting old.
Yang Bing: Please help me pull some.
Shen Chunyang: OK.
Yang Bing: This is fucking skipping rope. This is this is.
Shenyang: Don't be busy. I won't fight with you. If I want to fight with you, I will bully you. You can choose on stage and off stage. You only need to win one game, and you will leave.
Yang Bing: Oh, that's what you said.
Shenyang: Hmm ~ Shen Chunyang: Right.
Yang Bing: Just choose ... the biggest one, you ... you come, you little baby, you are really good at choosing you, demo, isn't that what you said?
Shenyang: Yes.
Yang Bing: As long as I win, I can go, right?
Shenyang: Whatever.
Yang Bing: That's interesting, Xiao Wa. ...................................................................................................................................................................
Xiaowa: Eighty-two Shenyang: This is my grandfather. You mentioned my grandfather. My grandfather is not old at all.
Yang Bing: Oh, I can't find it. If I find it again, it will be my great-grandfather. So, grandma, I don't think we know martial arts, do we? You don't have martial arts school as your major. If you beat us, you will be humiliated.
Shenyang: Bi Wen is no match for me. I will give you a simple test.
Yang Bing: Suit yourself.
Shenyang: Squat down, get up, squat down, get up, and type the name of a Chinese herbal medicine.
Yang Bing: Ginseng.
Small Shenyang: Lycium barbarum.
Song Xiaofeng: Big Brother.
I can hear you. He called you a dog.
Shenyang: I don't even use that word to scold him.
Song Xiaofeng: I don't believe it.
Shenyang: You want Lv Dongbin, but you don't know how to become popular. You jump over the wall, and you jump when the chicken flies, but you can't eat him instead.
Song Xiaofeng: Eldest brother, eldest brother, she said you ate me. What am I?
Yang Bing: You are delicious. What are you?
Song Xiaofeng: That's all right.
Shenyang: What could be worse? Yang Bing: I can see that my three brothers can't leave today unless they adopt some unique skills.
Song Xiaofeng: stunt Yang Bing: ambush Song Xiaofeng: good Yang Bing: Go Feiyan: ambush Yang Bing: Tiger Boxing Song Xiaofeng: Snake Boxing Feiyan: Crane Yang Bing: Why are you so confused? Is this the right position? Isn't big brother here? Song Xiaofeng: Yes, yes, you were there, next to me.
Swallow: No, no, my third child.
Yang Bing: What kind of memory do you have? Am I not here? Song Xiaofeng: 800 times. I didn't know I was here.
Swallow: What a mess? Yang Bing: How do you prepare the soil?
Swallow: What a mess? Yang Bing: I want to run away. What are you waiting for?
Shen Chunyang: Well, Grandma, the three of them seem to have run away.
Shenyang: Hmm ~ Shen Chunyang: What are you doing now?
Shenyang: Nothing.
Shen Chunyang: What?
Shenyang: We still have lottery tickets.
Shen Chunyang: You can forget it.
Shenyang: I guess the winner of this award must be a very handsome man.
Shen Chunyang: Sweet dreams, Grandma. Handsome, you can be more handsome than Master Huang in our town.
Shenyang: It may be him. Narrator: Please ask Huang Xiaoming, the first prize winner, to come and receive the prize. Shen Chunyang: Oh, honey, honey, I'll go.
Huang Xiaoming: Be quiet. Today, I am here to receive the award. Excuse me, where is my first prize? Shen Chunyang: Me, it's me.
Shenyang: Mingming Huang Xiaoming: Grandma Shenyang: Mingming Huang Xiaoming: Grandma Shenyang: I am your baby tonight. Huang Xiaoming: You are not my baby. You are so mean.
Small Shenyang: hmm ~ praise me for my good looks. Huang Xiaoming: God, you really look like a fish in a pond and a goose in a pond.
Shenyang: Then you don't like me.
Huang Xiaoming: I like you.
Shenyang: What do you like about me?
Huang Xiaoming: I like you to stay away from me.
Shenyang: You are so bad. ...
Extended data:
Happiness comes from the fifth issue of the second season of the variety show Happy Comedian.
The content of the competition is as follows:
The fifth issue? 20 16/2/2 1? elimination game
And Zhang won the second place in Super Detective.
Huang Xiaoming, Shen Chunyang, Yang Shulin and Song Xiaofeng won the first prize of "Happiness comes from heaven" in Shenyang.
Wang Ning and Allen won the fourth place in "Good and evil will eventually be rewarded".
Yun-peng Yue and Sun Yue won the third place among the mysterious people.
Qin Hao's "Mr. Liu Prequel" ranked fifth (eliminated)