It's been a week since Valentine's Day, but the shock of this festival still has its aftermath.
? A few days ago, I had a video conference at home, and my male colleague forced a mouthful of dog food. ?
On the screen, my girlfriend will serve tea for a while and cut apples for a while. We just want to "condemn" him for deliberately showing love. He mysteriously waved his "boyfriend coupon" and said, "This is my Valentine's Day gift!" ?
It turned out that his girlfriend gave him a stack of "boyfriend coupons" on Valentine's Day, and sending tea was one of the "benefits" on the coupons. ?
When I first saw this thing, Qian Yuan patted my thigh: "Sister! Can play! " ?
But after reading the detailed descriptions of these coupons, I can't help but say:
Are you serious about the girl who makes "boyfriend coupons"?
It's too bad for you that the boy who received the "boyfriend coupon"!
? Maybe you haven't heard of boyfriend coupons, but you must have heard of the following two online celebrity products:
Love coupons.
100 Little things that couples do together.
In short, boyfriend coupons are a combination of the above two products.
? Boyfriends who receive coupons can exchange corresponding "love benefits" with their girlfriends according to the coupons listed by their girlfriends. ? Does it sound romantic and interesting? It looks lovely.
This small gift looks simple, but it is quite exquisite to make. Little Red Books are full of tutorials.
We should not only prepare cardboard cards of the right size, but also prepare watercolor pens that we haven't bought for 800 years. ?
To do copywriting, typesetting and drawing illustrations, if you make a mistake, you will waste a card and start all over again.
It is a great test for drawing, writing and patience.
Of course, these are superficial efforts, and what matters is the content.
? After reading countless coupons, I divided the contents into the following categories.
Life class:
Cooking vouchers, dish washing vouchers, laundry vouchers, tea delivery vouchers. ......
Companionship: supermarket tickets, football tickets, movie tickets. ......
Romantic activity coupons: stargazing coupons, camping coupons, amusement park coupons, candlelight dinner coupons. ......
Welfare coupons: master coupons, black resurrection coupons, don't be angry coupons, can't break up coupons, kiss coupons, bath coupons, indescribable coupons. ......
Finally, there are universal vouchers.
? But can a boy who receives a universal ticket get a "universal girlfriend"? ?
The answer is not necessarily, because these coupons are not given casually. The last one to use is:?
The final interpretation right belongs to the girlfriend.
Boys who accidentally miss this knowledge point will be dumbfounded with coupons.
In addition to the right to explain in advance, the girl friends also kindly marked the precautions:
The use time of massage vouchers can't exceed half an hour at the longest.
Not to mention SK2, which is crazily implied under anger-free coupons.
After reading it, my first reaction was:
It's really tiring to make these coupons, and these girls are so considerate. ?
If you want to give extra coupons, you must work at your desk for half an hour. ?
But think about it carefully, is the meaning of this thing worth the time and effort? ?
Imagine, if you are so angry when quarreling with your boyfriend, and he throws you a "not angry coupon", can you really not be angry?
If he throws his smelly socks all over the floor to play games and provides you with "tea", "laundry" and "hug coupons" when you come home from work overtime, can you really cash them all at once?
For another example, when shopping and seeing a hot pot restaurant, does the boyfriend have to bring a "hot pot coupon" to eat hot pot together? ?
If your boyfriend spent a lot of money on a live ticket, but lost the "ticket to watch the game", then you can't go to the game?
Of course, these are all extreme situations I imagined, because I think this love mode that requires instructions is a bit strange.
What kind of kissing, hugging, eating supper, coquetry, praise, reconciliation ... aren't all normal contacts in love? ?
In the form of coupons, there is always a feeling of returning to the era of supply system, limited supply, overdue.
Re-tasting even smacks of contractual love, such as sharing couples and pretending that brothers and sisters will do things in Korean dramas in the last century.
By the way, there are some incredible coupons, such as amnesia coupons, domestic violence coupons, forgiveness coupons. ...
Sisters, what do you think! After writing this thing, do you think your boyfriend should use it or not?
Although I know it's a joke, it's really embarrassing.
? Do you have the right to cheat your relationship by making forgiveness vouchers? ?
You are a person who really dares to write, a person who really dares to ask for it.
In the evaluation of a treasure, I saw several honest boys euphemistically express their views on "love coupons".
? Someone implicitly said: this thing is not very friendly to boys.
Another boy said: My girlfriend likes it very much, but she is not happy.
It can be seen that the "boyfriend coupon" is a sex version of the "crying ceremony"-the boyfriend cried when he received it.
Of course, it's not just boyfriend coupons that make boys cry the most, but also the following.
? Put your lipstick in a photo frame and sign your name.
Put photos of yourself and your boyfriend in the explosion box.
Weave a strand of my own hair into a bracelet.
Sister, touch your chest and tell me if your boyfriend gave you these for Valentine's Day.
Will you be happier than receiving the lipstick you want, the bag you want to buy and the big meal you want to eat?
Actually, I think it's sad for boys to fall in love. ?
The whole world is teaching them how to please their girlfriends, how to give gifts and how to date. ?
Consumerism tricked boys into buying lipstick gift boxes and limited packages ... and broke one wish after another with real money.
? But the response given by the other party turned out to be limited supply, using coupons to receive love? ?
What's more, many coupons are tossing boys in another way to make girls happy! ?
Boys are so miserable!
Qian Yuan knows that the more entangled a girl is when choosing a gift, the more she proves that you care about him. ?
But this is a gift. We can only see what is in our hands, but we can't see the entanglement behind it. ?
So more and more girls want to spend time and energy to prove their love through their own hands. ?
No one can deny this, but I still have to say that it was used in the wrong place. ?
Boyfriend coupons and things like that are really cheating men and women.
Instead of following these time-consuming and laborious assembly lines, why not sit down and chat with your partner? ?
The first meaning of giving gifts is to give what you like, not only lovers, but also mothers. ?
Maybe the boy can't get the gift he wants, and he can't help asking, "Why doesn't she know me at all? What I like is obviously simple, such as sticks, four-wheel drive cars, cat expression packs ... "
A healthy relationship is a process of getting to know each other constantly.
? I know that many young people are not good at falling in love, so they can only do their homework online, find the love law of online celebrities and learn clumsily.
I also admit that many online celebrity love laws are designed to increase the interest and sense of ceremony in life, but most of these sense of ceremony are too self-centered.
For lovers, gifts are neither flattery nor return, but represent a kind of love for you. This heart is hard-won, so precious that no coupons can be exchanged.
Maybe what he needs is not your lipstick print or your kiss coupon, but a sincere kiss. ?
Not to commemorate the photo with you, but to continue to walk with you. ?
Not a massage with coupons, but a natural concern: "Your shoulder hurts again, let me press it for you." ?
Who can guarantee that "this is the most effective love preservative"?
Who can judge "this is the most powerful Valentine's Day gift"? ?
Who can define "ta is the best boyfriend/girlfriend in the world"? ?
It's yourselves, baby!
The best thing about love is that I give you everything I can, you don't have to ask for it.
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