Joke 5: Who is your Chinese teacher?

1. In primary school, men and women sat at the same table, and two people in the front row drew a 38th parallel on the table, stipulating that whoever crossed the line would treat the other person to snacks. Seeing the girl eating snacks all day, I also drew a 38th line on the table, but I didn't get any snacks once. I was depressed when I got home, so I asked my mother why. My mother looked at me with loving eyes for a while and told me an ugly story.

2. Teacher A was correcting an English composition when he suddenly flew into a rage: "I have never seen such a poor composition."

Teacher B asked, "What did you write?

Teacher A: Write a story about a prince and a princess.

Teacher B said: Not bad.

He actually wrote at the beginning that the prince asked the princess: Can you speak Chinese?

The princess replied, yes,

The rest are in Chinese.

3, men and women blind date, sitting opposite the teahouse, the man took the initiative to provoke the topic: "What do you think of the housing market?"

The woman bowed her head and was silent for a long time and said, "As long as the posture is not too weird, I will try my best to cooperate, but I must shout it out ..."

Go home at night and hear crying in the alley. When I got closer, it turned out to be a disheveled woman crying. Asked what happened, the young lady replied, "I was violated by a pervert!" " Me: Are you all right? "The young lady replied," He suddenly grabbed my chest from behind and let me go ... "I said," Why are you crying? " The young lady replied, "because ... that pervert actually said it was unlucky to hug a man." "

life winners

The rich man is walking his dog. A masked man came and killed the dog. The rich man was frightened and asked why. The masked man said he was ordered to take your dog's life. Holding a masked hand, the rich man said excitedly, who is your Chinese teacher? I gave it to him, 500 yuan.