Change your avatar, don't think too much, you girls are too suspicious.
This is so interesting.
Go to the duke of Zhou
Think too much.
Smile every day:
1, male: "Marry me! ! ! "
Woman: "If you want me to promise you, you can. See the woman with heavy makeup across the street? " ! Go over there and give her two big slaps! I'll accompany you to get the certificate right away! "
The man said nothing, but the past was a slap in the face. . . The woman received the certificate directly from the man without saying anything.
Man: "Since we are husband and wife, can you tell me why you slapped her?"
Female: "Smelly shameless! How much business have you robbed me all morning! "
2. Dating a girl you like, go to the dating place on the first day. About in a relatively small cinema, there is a coffee shop under the cinema building. I tried to drink coffee, ate a cake and looked at the source of all the posters in the coffee shop. I visited the surrounding catering facilities, ate a meal in my favorite restaurant, and thought about the dishes I ordered the next night. I looked around at the traffic, how to send her home, how to take a bus, and where to take a taxi. I looked at the convenience store nearby, where she could sell her favorite drinks. Everything was ready and stood up the next day.
Bored, I gave my sister-in-law a psychological test: "What would you do if we were trapped on a desert island?"
Her answer is very scary, saying that she wants to take a screenshot and tell her sister!
4. "Please read the sentence that I just like that you can't get rid of me but you can't help it." "I just like you ..." "Stop it! I think this is enough. "
On the weekend, my brother's daughter-in-law was cleaning the room, and suddenly a sentence came out: "Hello! How can a housewife always have endless housework? " The buddy said, "No way!" You don't agree with me to marry two. "
Economics classroom
A beautiful woman went to buy milk. The stall owner said: 1 bottle of 3 yuan, 3 bottles 10 yuan. She was speechless, so she took out three pieces and bought 1 bottle, and so on for three times. Then she said to the stall owner, haha, look, I bought three bottles for 9 yuan. Vendor: Haha, since I made this, I can sell three bottles at a time. This may not only be a sales skill, but also a creative way of thinking for your work and life!