Kang Xiaoba's Related Literary Works

Wu bald, whose real name is Tianxin, was born in Tianjinwei with unknown age. In his early years, he was adopted by the Kang family in Donghuangzhuang, Beijing, and changed his surname to Kang. This bandit, named Kang Baye, was a thief who crisscrossed Beijing and Tianjin during Guangxu period. Few people know this man now. When I mentioned JVG Wu or Grandpa Kangba, they were idols of Tianjin Wei gangsters, just like Andy Lau or Fage mentioned today.

In fact, Wu is a thief, not a real gangster. The gangsters in Tianjinwei don't pay attention to real skills, but pay attention to bloody courage, hard battle and deadly strength. But Wu is not purely dependent on blood. He has high martial arts, high flying skills, good use of double guns and accurate shooting. He did many important cases in the late Qing Dynasty. Judging from his ability to eat, Wu is not completely equivalent to a gangster, but he never gives up in his bones. After liberation, Wu's family actually applied for the title of "revolutionary martyr", which was a bit far-fetched. There is a man who robs the rich and helps the poor, but he has no political mind. He is a robber. If he is given the title of "a revolutionary who resists the tyranny of the landlord class", I am afraid that the bald man Wu will turn over in the grave. The people's government probably thought so, but it didn't give him approval in the end.

Prince Wu's eighth grandfather committed many crimes, but he was good at martial arts and making friends. He has five rooms and six departments: in the Qing Dynasty, there were five rooms and six departments under the nine-door prefect of Beijing, which managed the public security in Beijing and had functions similar to those of the Beijing Public Security Bureau today. The arresting officer of five divisions and six divisions is afraid of his martial arts and respects him. Wu has a bald man who has been on the run for more than ten years and can't be caught. However, this ancestor committed iniquity and made a bet to rob the Qing government.

What is Cao Yin? The fiscal revenue of the Qing dynasty was shipped from the south. In ancient times, it was called "imperial grain bar". Was it stolen? So, the butler invited master Su Shangyun, a famous Wulin. A few days later, Mr. Shang took the arresting officer and blocked Wu Baldy in the house.

A Chinese Odyssey, an old-fashioned Xingyiquan, has a majestic big gun. Bald Wu knew that he was no match for him. He felt it was unfair to hurt him with pistols and firearms. Anyway, he is a dead man, so he left the gun aboveboard and turned himself in.

He turned himself in and was regarded as a hero by punishment. The beheading is the king's law, so there is no way, and there is nothing difficult for the other grandfathers. Bald Wu promised not to escape from prison, so he did not wear handcuffs and shackles, and was locked up in prison waiting for the autumn sentence. Every day, there is no shortage of wine and meat, and three prostitutes in the eight hutongs take the initiative to accompany the eight uncles for nothing. After the death of Baldy Wu, these three prostitutes were called "three outstanding figures in eight hutongs" and flourished.

In this way, the legend of Wu's bald eight great grandfather reached the queen's ears.

How did it reach the ears of the Jade Dragon Queen? That's what her eunuch told her. The little eunuch embellished the story of Eight Ancestors' fearlessness and told Yulong that he was usually bored. This exciting story fascinated him: Oh, this is a strange man. Isn't it my Qin Dynasty and Weichi Gong of the Qing Dynasty? No, it's a pity that this bald Wu Man killed him. ...

So she went to the Empress Dowager Cixi for advice, drew a gourd as usual, and praised a brave and heroic eight ancestors. This Galeries Lafayette happened to be in a good mood, which made him feel novel. As soon as he patted the console table, he decided to judge Wu's bald head.

The news reached the prison of punishments, and the leaders of small prisons congratulated Wu Baldy one after another. Why? Cixi, who has made mistakes in her country and people, calls herself avalokitesvara and likes small favors. It is said that it is a royal trial, and most of them will not die. In the case of Chinese cabbage in Yang Naiwu, Bi Xiugu retracted her confession many times, which was a capital crime. Finally, the imperial trial of Cixi and the "pardon order" of Lafayette made people happy, and the people were happy for the wronged Chinese cabbage in Yang Naiwu. Of course, praise is flattery, which is also a kind of propaganda: Cixi has her own ability to control China as a future princess for decades. Isn't Master Eight going to be on this good luck this time?

But Wu Zaijiangyang is a thief, and his pursuit is not to save the country and the people, nor to seal his wife and children. The robber's mind is simple and his pursuit is simple. The important thing is to show your holiness in front of others, win respect in pride and shine in do or die. As for whether a human life is life or death, it is impossible for Wu to be an official. Not that Wu can't escape from prison. He kept his promise and refused to leave. He is determined to die for his brothers on the road and people in the city.

Therefore, Wu was not happy at all when he heard the news that he could not die. He swore in prison and blamed the old witch Cixi for ruining his good deeds.

This scared the daylights out of the people in punishments, thinking that sending this lawless advocate to the queen mother would not live. So the boys discussed it. Before the Queen Mother was arraigned, they got a bag of rat poison and let Wu die suddenly. Anyway, the queen mother is idle and has nothing to play. (This is the play of Lisa. Fang Bao described the mice in the prison of the Qing Dynasty. They don't avoid people. They really used rat poison, but the rats in the prison didn't rush to eat it. Can it be Master Eight's turn? )

Who knows that the next day, Wu's attitude towards it suddenly changed. The queen mother was so lucky and grateful that she confused the supervisor. I thought it was like the word "Eight Grandfathers". Ask him again. Wu Shuo, he dreamed that Mr. Guan Er was coming last night and had a profound political education for himself, so he was determined to repent and turn over a new leaf, be frank and lenient, and look forward to returning to the revolutionary ranks as soon as possible. This statement stunned the person in charge of the prison. However, it's always a good thing that Uncle Eight is mainly willing to give lessons to Baldy Wu, and then an exercise was held in the punishments department. Wu studied hard, was polite, answered questions during the exercise, and was humble. Everyone is relieved.

Did the bald man really dream that the second brother of Taishang Laojun was off? Where is it? There are so many myths and legends in history that they have never seen these two partners do anything together. It turned out that that night, Eighth Master was cursing and cursing, and suddenly it dawned on him: Isn't it much better to do something "stupid" during the court trial than to shout "There will be another hero in 20 years" in the prison car? That really makes ends meet! So, the next day was like a different person. Where is his conscience? Just waiting to find something!

On the day of the imperial examination, the venue was the Summer Palace, but everyone regarded it as a kind of enjoyment. Also, Cixi and the empresses around her are mostly poor and bored. In their view, there is no difference between judging Wu Guangtou and releasing pigeons from the bird market. Cixi sitting behind the curtain is not a habit of "hanging the curtain and listening to politics", but because Wu Tu is a human being and a criminal. How can the queen mother's "golden face" be opposed to criminals? Jade Dragon naturally came early, accompanied by Jin Fei, who waited with Xia Yi and other eunuchs, followed behind and sat beside Cixi, surrounded by other concubines. There is another case behind the scenes. After kowtowing, officials of punishments still ask questions. The so-called imperial trial is actually mainly a hearing. After all, punishments eat this bowl of rice, and people are "professionals."

When the bald Wu Man mentioned this, he only saw Cixi and others dumbfounded. According to Yulong's description, this giant bandit Eight Great Grandfather should be a lean man with a head as big as a bucket and a waist bigger than ten. Why did he bring a dark and short guy? Yulong is also tongue-tied, because her description of the Eight Grandfathers is nothing more than the impression relayed by eunuchs, which is embellished by herself. Who knew the gap was so big? Actually, this is normal. I have an aunt who married Yang Yide, the director of Tianjin Police Bureau in the Republic of China, nicknamed "Yang Bangzi". After marriage, I saw the Jiang Yang thieves caught by my husband, and most of them were short. I can't help wondering. The director of Yang Bangzi said don't be surprised. These people are informers. They are tall and burly and can't practice climbing over walls, so they are mostly thieves.

It is said that Wu bald man was normal all the way before his trial. In front of Cixi, he suddenly changed into a different person, his eyes rolled and his face was full of anger. He ignored the questions of the officials of the Ministry of Justice, and only shouted over and over again: Isn't the Queen Mother going to court? Why don't you ask questions? !

Cixi was a little angry when she found out that Eighth Master was a dwarf, and secretly felt cheated. At this time, when she saw the thief so presumptuous, she flew into a rage and ordered to lift the curtain: I'll ask him!

I found that Cixi has the same similarity with many great figures in history, that is, she will never shrink from challenges, but must fight them.

The eunuch lifted the curtain, and Cixi and a bunch of empresses appeared from behind. Cixi asked angrily (there is no original words here, it was relayed by Aunt Xia, probably translated by the old man): How dare you, a unruly dog, rob the "royal fence" of the Wang family and make such a big case? !

The old witch is furious and will bleed thousands of miles.

But seeing the eight grandfathers of Wu JVG blowing like a breeze in this thunderous situation, as if nothing had happened, he straightened up, rolled his eyes and looked at a bunch of empresses of Cixi.

Xia Yi has a good eye. Looking at his expression carefully, I can't help but be surprised. This time he was really "startled".

This boy brought out a grimace of a grin, and that expression can only be described in two words-lewd!

During the imperial examination, I looked lewd, probably the whole Qing Dynasty, and only Wu was shocking.

But in my opinion, Xia's eyes are good, while Wu's bald eyes are probably very bad. Empresses around Cixi are either concubines or eunuchs. Needless to say, the image of eunuch and concubine? Judging from the photos handed down, most of the concubines in the Qing Dynasty during the Guangxu period were dissidents who were easily associated with the reincarnation of hippos and rhinos, and no one believed the reported rape cases. Bald Wu actually has evil thoughts, which can only be described as "wicked".

The two-color eyes of the eight great grandfathers swept the faces of the empresses. There is probably no such rude figure in the Summer Palace, so Cixi and several queens were stunned by him. They didn't react for a while, but no one scolded them on the spot.

At this moment, Wu JVG spoke: I'll tell you why I robbed the "Royal Bar". Listen, I, a hero of Tianjinwei, smiled and said something that later gangsters admired: if you want to rob, grab the "imperial article", and if you want to rape, rape the imperial concubine!

Say and face upwards laugh wildly.

Suddenly there was chaos around Cixi, and the concubines screamed loudly. An old maid-in-waiting beside Jin Fei couldn't stand the stimulation and turned her back with a sigh. Eunuchs scrambled to save, and Cixi turned purple over there, patting the table loudly and letting the punishments take down Wu Baldy. In the hectic midsummer, I jumped up to see the immortal of punishments turn pale, and the cold weather made me sweat. Wu pulled the handle down, still laughing wildly, sounding like Hong Zhong.

At this point, Yulong was lying on the ground, confessing to Cixi. Although Jin Fei and others were not at fault, they all knelt on the floor and kowtowed like garlic. Xia Yi jumped up and down on the ground, unable to see the face of Cixi. She only heard her stand up. The bottom of the flowerpot drummed on the ground. Obviously, she was still angry and began to speak "foreign languages".

Cixi can also speak foreign languages? It turned out that in a rage, the Western Empress Dowager cursed Yulong in Manchu. When eunuchs enter the palace in summer, they need to learn some Manchu, but they simply say hello and send them away. A series of curses like Cixi is unique, and it certainly sounds like a foreign language. Only Yulong trembled with fear. At that time, Xia eunuch thought she understood, but later she realized that she didn't understand at all.

I'm afraid if I don't understand! Because Cixi is generally angry and expressionless, she squints at you at most and grunts coldly, so your head may move, or the whole family may move to Ulyasutai. In the Qing palace, cursing in Manchu was something that Empress Dowager Cixi did in a rage, and it was often accompanied by severe punishment. This time, Cixi suddenly shouted so loudly. Yulong was ignorant and didn't understand at all, so he had to kowtow and plead guilty. Cixi sighed, ignored her and left with a bunch of followers.

The eight great ancestors are also the scenery they want-with a stroke of the pen, Cixi changed the eight great ancestors from "ruling" to "mid-year".

At that time, when Kang Xiao was eight years old, the food market was crowded with nearly ten thousand people. At that time, there were no clouds in Wan Li, Wan Li, and it had not rained for many days in this city. Pieces of cultivated land dried up and spread out like giant pythons.

Although Kang Xiaoba was executed by Cai, a famous sixth master in Beijing and Tianjin at that time, his real name was Hong, ranking sixth in the family. Because his family was poor when he was a child, he was sold by his parents to a Jianghu man named Cai as an apprentice. Since then, Hong has been surnamed Cai with his master.

I don't know how many years have passed, but I only know that Master Cai was a child of eleven or twelve when he left, and he was over seventy when he came back. At that time, bandits were rampant at home and abroad, and Master Cai was clever in extorting confessions by torture and found a job as a cell manager. He won't say, whether it's a robber or a murderous bastard, if you can't do it in the hands of Master Cai, you should do it. Master Cai was born in the Jianghu, loyal to the Jianghu, and quite famous in the society at that time.

Today, Master Cai is wearing a gray gown that has been washed thousands of times, and the gray color has a faint luster. Cai went to the scaffold, saluted the villagers in the audience and issued an order to the prison officials. He slowly took off his gown, took out a slender dagger from his carry-on bag, and slowly walked towards Kang Xiaoba, who was woven with fishing line.

Kang Xiaoba was stripped of all his clothes, and dozens of scars on his body looked terrible.

"Small eight, no wonder I sentenced you to the year of death today. You have killed countless people over the years. This "year of death" punishment is to atone for you, so that you will not be sentenced to eighteen levels of hell by Master Yan and suffer endless torture after you come to earth. You just had no choice but to kill too many things in your old life. Now that you've added this crime, I'm afraid you'll come to no good end in the future, so be it. "

Cai heaved a sigh gently, looking a little old.

It is said that Master Cai cut a total of 3,784 knives on Kang Xiaoba in three days. He refused to say that during the whole execution, except for a few laughs, Kang Xiaoba didn't make a sound of pleading. He has just survived 3784 knives, his eyes are as big as an ox, and he doesn't have a good piece of meat all over. The whole person is as bloody as being skinned.

It is said that when Kang Xiaoba died, the sky suddenly turned sunny and cloudy, and suddenly it was dark. In the black fog, it seems that there are countless white shadows shaking. At this time, the thunder in the air is louder and louder, and the lightning is thicker and thicker. The sand on the ground blown by the wind hit people, which was very painful. After a while, the rain as big as soybeans thundered for half a month. The local people say that the government did something good to kill Kang Xiaoba, and God just rained to slow down the drought. But Master Cai said that this day turned out to be doom, and the ghost caused by Kang Xiaoba's murderous look was doing strange things. At that time, he knelt on the bloody scaffold, shaking constantly, and his eyes were as lifeless as if they had been gouged out.

It is said that bald Wu Man went to do a red errand (in ancient times, beheading prisoners was to see blood, so it was commonly called "red errand"). The grapevine has spread, and many people want to see who this Eight Great Grandfather who dares to rob the Imperial Palace and rape the imperial concubine is. At that time, many cats were tired of "the year of the year", that is to say, it was time to be punished. Generally, there are three kinds of behind-the-scenes transactions: as long as the prisoner can afford the money, the worst thing is to blindfold the prisoner so that he will not be so painful; Preferential treatment can give the prisoner medicine in advance. By the time of execution, the prisoner has lost consciousness. Although he is still alive, chopping is not a problem. The executioner who paid the highest price came up and gave the prisoner a knife in the heart. Later, it was actually just a corpse. But all three of Grandpa Eight refused, and he was very proud to be punished. Halfway through the cut, he looked up and asked around, look, has Grandpa Eight changed color?

The legend of the Eight Grandfathers is enduring among bandits and gangsters, and it is also an anomaly.