Yin and Yang, the river of life and death.
Between heaven and earth, there are immortals, mortals and ghosts.
It is rumored that when people are dying, there will be ghosts who will linger with their souls on the road of Yin and Yang. The boundary between Yin and Yang is a stone tablet, which cleanly separates the boundary between Yin and Yang. Once the soul crosses the boundary between yin and yang, it means that the connection between soul and body is completely lost, and this person is really dead. There are also some ghosts who find themselves hooked on the wrong hook halfway and are eager to let go. This person will be resurrected in a state of suspended animation, but ... once the soul has crossed the boundary of yin and yang, this person can return to the sun, unless the king of Yan changed his life and death book, and when he really met the king of Yan, he would have drunk Meng Po Tang. Even if this person is really resurrected, he will not remember all kinds of things before his death. All the tools are considered by the world as fools or lunatics.
There is also the river of life and death, and the ferryman ghost. These are all ferrymen who have been poured into the river and gone to hell. It takes three yellow dollars to cross the river. As the saying goes, after death, you must burn three pieces of paper to be a good person on the river of life and death. Crossing the river is the Meng Po Pavilion, and ghosts will drink Meng Po soup one by one. Some people must be too attached to past lives. Meng Po can't do anything about such people, but leave a deep mark on their lips. This kind of person will never be able to talk in the next life. The secret of past lives, the secret of hell, can only be a secret forever. No matter whether people are ghosts or not, tacit understanding can only be tacit understanding.
Note: At the end of the preface, please don't be shocked, and don't open your heart and ask me how I know this. I want to send this document to the children who were injured in the fake vaccine incident. I love you.
( 1)
Yin and Yang boundary, beside the stone tablet.
Two ghosts bet on a deadly fat man, who looked scared. This is the first time for a fat man. Damn it, forget it. When two ghosts saw themselves, they took a hook and hooked themselves away. The fat man was in the hospital bed at that time, and suddenly he felt relaxed, thinking that he was better, and later he regretted it. He doesn't know he's dead!
Two ghosts are different, one is black and the other is white. There are many ghosts behind, there are more than a dozen ghosts behind, and some babies are waiting in line.
Honky looked at the team in front of him and rolled his eyes. You said there were too many people, and you had to queue up every time you went on a business trip.
Nigger took his time, but when he got to Honky, he seemed a little scared. He was afraid that the fat man who was betting would hear Honky whisper, Hey, dog egg ... It seems that we bet on the wrong person this time.
Honky stamped his foot: You son of a bitch made a mistake again?
The nigger looked miserable: this man's name is Zhang Liujiu, you said you would die, and the person in the next hospital bed is also Zhang Liujiu. That Zhang Liujiu is the leader of a small company, but this one is different. I just checked, and this is the big leader in charge of vaccines.
Honky is still in shock: don't tell me it's released like last time. On that occasion, I was deducted for one month. If I let go again, I won't even have a ghost.
The nigger thought for a while, but there was no good way to think: that ... would be a mistake. It's not that you don't know that Yan is confused now. My brother asks Yin and Yang for this kind of thing, maybe he can fool it. ......
I don't want this fat man to be a little fat, but his ears are very sharp. I've been angry for a long time. Good, good and wrong. You treat it as a topic. It's a fat man's life. Thinking that he must complain in front of the terrifying, he has been a leader, and he naturally knows the processes and doorways here. It's just that the Meng Po soup in front of me tastes terrible. If you can't remember what you drank, you can tell a fart. At present, the difference between these two ghosts is also very tight. He knows power too well when the exciting whip hooks himself. He is a 300-pound fat man, so gently pulled.
(2)
In the temple of Hades, King Guang of Qin was sitting in his seat. I glanced sideways at the monkey next to me and felt very proud: I thought you were very tight at that time, but who would have thought that the bodhi old zu in the west sent you to be my servant. What can I say? The wind and water turn, and the monkey is not king. Hell is a child, hell is a king.
Although I despise it, I still know how powerful monkeys are. Joke, I was scared to pee that year. Looking at the monkey, he forced out a smiling face: Great Sage, if you are tired of sitting, you can go back to your room and have a rest. This hell is not much better than the Western Heaven. I don't care much about this business ... haha. ......
At this time, the Great Sage is not as rebellious as he was then. He also said with a smile, that won't do. It is our model to think that the earth treasure king will go to the underworld to help all beings. Naturally, I have a lot to learn when I first come to the underworld. I hope Qin Neng will teach me seriously, no matter what year.
Shit, what is this Buddhist paradise? How long has this monkey been there, and his consciousness is so high?
Qin Guangwang felt comfortable and replied, "The Great Sage is too modest. The Buddha sent you to help our king. We have to rely on you for many things. " .
Yes, this Buddha doesn't know what to think. It is said that the land treasure king suddenly said that he quit. On that day, the earth treasure king drank two or three glasses of wine underground, or high-grade wine for super-class cadres underground. That day, he was almost yelling: Damn it, I'm out of my mind and made a big wish. I won't go back to the West for a day until the ghosts in hell are gone. Boy, there were only tens of millions of people in the world at that time, but only a few years later, there were actually more than 6 billion. What the hell!
So after some negotiations, the Buddha sent the Great Sage. On the surface, it is to share the work pressure of the earth treasure king, but what it is actually is unknown.
They were silent for a long time, and then Qin pointed to the majestic temple and said proudly, Great Sage, do you think my temple is passable?
The Monkey King heart hum, ok? This pillar is all gold, with a hanging beam and carved beams, and the ground is full of big silver bricks. If you look closely, it's even harder. They are all beautiful ghosts with bodies ... oh, my god ... fortunately, I am just a monkey!
(3)
The fat man is very strange. He is mixed with more than a dozen babies. Meng Po said the baby didn't remember anything and didn't need soup. Then I took a look at him, ignored him and let him go.
Well, that's easy. When the fat man arrived at Yamaraja Hall, he didn't see anything clearly and shouted: I was wronged.
This shout was so abrupt that all the ghosts in Yamaraja Temple got a fright. One of the ghosts cursed: fat bastard, you scared me to death. .....
Another ghost laughed: 36, you were killed by a car. When were you scared to death?
Terrible also got a fright. Since Meng Po Tang, he has never heard of ghosts crying foul. I can't see the fat man clearly, and I suddenly lost my temper: What are you wronged? ......
The Great Sage was also surprised and laughed internally. This is very interesting.
At this time, the fat man was surrounded by more than a dozen children and roared: Ghost sent them to bet on the wrong person, and I deserve to die!
The teacher of Yin and Yang received the benefits in advance, but I didn't expect the fat man not to drink Meng Po Tang, thinking that if the trouble continued, he would hand them over. When Xia Yin's judge shouted: You should be dead. If you don't believe me, ask Judge Yang.
Judge Yang is the ghost's judge. Looking at Judge Yin winking at himself, I thought, What does this have to do with me? At least they are brothers, so they can only bite the bullet and report to the prince: this man is a villain, giving fake vaccines to children, but ..... he is responsible for a dozen children next to him. My brother and I couldn't stand it anymore, so we took the initiative to let him check it out. This matter was discussed with Judge Yin.
Judge Yin opened his mouth wide and cursed in his heart: Are you crazy? When have I ever discussed this with you? What do you mean I can't stand it? I didn't know anything beforehand. ......
The fat man was also surprised and argued, I have never seen these little babies, so how did I hurt them?
Looking at everyone's excitement, the Great Sage interjected: Ye Yan, the whole story is very strange. Can I look at the life and death book and see the name?
(4)
If you look at the life and death book, you will see three lives.
The scary man sighed in his heart: Boy, it's worse than me. With so much money, fake vaccines harm people. It's really a black heart, and all the babies born are spared.
With a snort, the horror is clear: well, as a leader, you actually harm others to collect money.
Ha ha laugh ... The children in Yamaraja Concert Hall laughed.
The face of horror turned red and glared: these children are all your fault. Did you know that they were hurt by your fake vaccine?
The fat man remembered this, and now he can only ask Tao: but I didn't know this thing could kill people ... even if I was guilty, I wasn't dead, even if I was guilty, it wouldn't count until I died.
The fat man is smart and tight, and the terrifying is embarrassed.
I don't know which kid smiled: fatty, it's not difficult to survive. Just go back and burn hundreds of millions.
Sun realized that the temple was built so beautifully.
The devil reached out and grabbed the child, then was pulled over. The child is still laughing, not afraid of the devil.
The terrifying man looked at the Great Sage and saw that he still looked like he didn't care so much. He took the imp and said, What, did you call this place hell?
Child: What's the difference between you and this fat man? This fat man harms people and you harm ghosts! This fat man loves money and you love money! Don't think that I don't know that these bad things should have been handed over to Pudu, the king of earth treasure, and the Ten Halls have been tortured. Who told them to be rich and who told you to love money? Now they're all reincarnated. If we are happy, we have to be ghosts!
Yan was angry: Isn't this the way of the world? Yo ... Don't be a ghost if you can.
The kid snorted again: Even if I am a ghost, I must be a good ghost. .....
The children were silent for a while, so when you are a ghost, you must be a good ghost ... just like when you die ... be a good person even if you are ordinary? You also have to have a bottom line. You know what to do and what not to do, right?
At this time, the Great Sage was actually picking his ears, and the children were desperate: it is said that the Great Sage has changed seventy-two times and is still so picky ... Finally, he actually saw the unjust case and didn't wake up. These children had a clear birthday in the book of life and death. In the end, those who do evil will get away with it and become human, while those who do good will become ghosts in the future.
(5)
Become angry from embarrassment: you damn boy, this king will kill you today!
The child is not afraid: I was a parent before I died, so kill me.
Yeah, who hasn't been a parent? I don't know which kid shouted: let him go and kill the fat man. ......
At that time, ghosts were screaming, but the Yamaraja Temple was not noisy. Some children who went to the police also booed, and the Yin and Yang teachers looked at each other, all full of pride: Have we done anything wrong? This is what we have to do to become a ghost ... hahaha. ...
Even if there are bad ghosts among these ghosts, they are in the same mood as ghosts at the moment. At this time, they suddenly found that they couldn't do this, otherwise it would be boring. This hell is heartless. If being a ghost is heartless, how boring this hell would be.
Yan was frightened. He looked at the Great Sage and shouted, "Great Sage, what should we do?"
The Great Sage muttered, "My ears don't work ... let me wash them." .
Click ... the stick that pulled out the ear is broken. The Great Sage looked angry and sighed, "Sometimes it is better to get rid of this filthy thing with a golden hoop stick." . So I took a small gold needle and put it in my palm. I heard a ding and the stick fell to the ground.
Everyone is waiting for the Great Sage to finish talking, especially the fat man ... He knows that when he is in front of the Great Sage, his heart is bottomless, but when he looks at the Great Sage today, he suddenly feels that the Great Sage seems to be the same person as himself. The Great Sage seems to have changed, and seems to be no different from Yan.
The Great Sage glanced at the prince and sighed, I can't see where the stick fell when I was old.
Then the familiar feeling came overwhelming, just like when the sky was raging, the Great Sage stood up straight and shouted: Big hoop! .......
The roar instantly exploded, and the great hoop was stretched to tens of thousands of meters, and the Yamaraja Hall suddenly collapsed. ......
At this moment, the Great Sage laughed, sounding like a child: I found it ... this is my golden hoop. .....
(6)
Ten days later, Yan Luowang returned to Yamaraja Concert Hall and sat in his seat again.
The Great Sage is still sitting below, picking his ears. ......
After seeing the teacher of Yin and Yang, he sighed: What's the matter?
Judge Yin came back: the temple was completely destroyed, but the old Yan Luowang Temple is still there. Why don't you go there on business?
Looking at Yamaraja Hall without ceiling, Yan Luowang could only nod.
Judge Yang added: The main hall was destroyed, and the book of life and death was burned by the ghost fire hit by the golden hoop. Meng Po said that the children didn't drink Meng Po Tang, and they had to put it back. The golden cudgel became bigger, and the fat man didn't escape, so he was killed. ...
The terrifying suddenly had the illusion that the monkey was really looking for a golden hoop?
The terrifying thought of something, and asked Judge xia yang: Does the Earth Treasure King know about this? Did you say anything?
Judge yang smiled: the king of earth treasure said that he would never drink again. ......
In the afternoon, Yan Luowang moved into the Yamaraja Hall where he used to work.
I went in and read a poem I once wrote: There are three thousand ghosts in the underworld, and good and evil are completely different. Six divisions of the wheel of karma, be good, and be a good person in the next life.
Seems to think of something, Yan Luowang in the mind a soft. He remembered the day when the Earth Treasure King Bodhisattva drank. He looked at himself derisively ... tears rolled down his face. He went to the past seat and sat down, stroking it carefully. At this moment, he suddenly changed a person.
The Great Sage was still picking out his ear. Yan Luowang said with a smile, Great Sage, don't throw the golden cudgel again. This is my last Yan Luotang.
The Great Sage laughed and gave Yan Luowang a meaningful look: It's really clean here. I can see the golden hoop when it hits the ground. Ha ha laugh ... isn't my old grandson still criticizing? ......
That's right, this son of a bitch is sharp-eyed Why can't he see when the golden cudgel is dropped? Yan Luowang didn't get angry, but smiled: What a critical eye ... haha. ......