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The thread in the hand of a kind mother makes clothes for her wayward children. She sewed carefully and mended it thoroughly, fearing that it would delay his coming home. "
"Who are you?"
"I am your mother."
"Nonsense, my mother is at home."
"I'm not talking nonsense. I'm your mother. I'll teach you the magic of exorcism now. Go and have a good exercise. "
Tourists in the street are rushing home one after another. I thought: Is the one who just called my mother a charlatan? There's a smoke screen to lie to me? Hum, dirty tricks? It's not that easy.
It's so late, I should go back.
When I got home, I pushed open the door and it was quiet inside. As soon as I stepped into the door, I released the Buddha to another world.
"Master, you can come back."
"You call me master? When did I accept you as an apprentice? "
"Ah, master, you won't lose your memory, will you?"
"Oh, I remember. I accepted you as an apprentice in Paijiu, didn't I? You gave me 200 yuan to teach you how to cheat? "
"Master, you call me ah fu. Yes, where is the ninth row? "
"Casino, idiot."
"Master, you never gamble!"
"Won't be your amnesia? When did I Cai Bing quit gambling? "
"Teacher, you just went out for a day and changed your name? Your name is Yang Bing, and others call you Yang Tianshi. "
"Oh, forget it, like to call me. ...