Location: Northeast rural area, next to Uncle Zhao's hot kang.
Character: Uncle Zhao, farmer, over 60 years old. Aunt Zhao, a farmer, is over 60 years old. Daughter, a sketch performer of Heart to Heart Art Troupe, in her thirties.
Event: While cooking the New Year's Eve dinner, we talked about all aspects of the past year. What we saw and heard reflected the optimism of ordinary people and the feelings of the big family in a harmonious society. There are poems as evidence:
Big things and small things are fried in one pot,
They all laughed,
Enjoy a good life,
Enthusiasts are getting older and their hearts are getting smaller.
(Note: 1: Uncle Zhao celebrated New Year's Eve by dancing yangko in the cultural square in the village. His interest is not exhausted, and it's getting late. Aunt Zhao forcibly took Uncle Zhao home to help her prepare the New Year's Eve dinner. The story begins here. Two: put the phone on the kang table. )
Aunt Zhao: (pulling Uncle Zhao into the house) Think about how old you are. How can you compare with those young people? You'll twist your waist. You help me pick vegetables, and I'll take jiaozi. Two people are much faster than one. Uncle Zhao picked some dishes, took some celery and turned on the TV. Back on the kang, I was so absorbed in watching TV that I seemed to forget the work of picking vegetables. Aunt Zhao is a little unhappy. ) It's my business both at home and outside, from busy to the end of the year.
Uncle Zhao: (I moved, sat in the middle of the kang, remotely controlled the TV, selected the channel, and prepared to watch the 2009 Spring Festival Gala. ) you are busy with your work; Although we practice the responsibility system, you can't haggle over every ounce no matter how hard you try. Wife, wife, together all day, more and more love.
Aunt Zhao: (wrapping jiaozi aside) I don't have your leisure; At home and outside, I am busy from the kang to the kang. (Obviously, Aunt Zhao made a mistake when she was busy. It should be "from busy year to the end of the year." On the surface, Uncle Zhao watched TV intently, but when he heard Aunt Zhao say something wrong, Uncle Zhao wouldn't miss the opportunity to make fun. )
Uncle Zhao: Does it count as housework to go from busy kang to kang? That's meddling. Being a volunteer is a prerequisite, dedication is an obligation and mutual benefit. Why do you complain about me?
Aunt Zhao: (Talking about the mountain and not forgetting the work in hand) Play garrulous. The Spring Festival is celebrated every year, year after year. This is completely futile.
Uncle Zhao: You are wrong. How can you say that? The correct statement should be this: the Spring Festival is celebrated every year, every year, and it has never been wasted.
Aunt Zhao: I was right. It's the same every year. Suppose today is New Year's Eve. Every family gets together, has a reunion dinner and watches CCTV's Spring Festival Gala. Every year, every year. I think you were dizzy by dancing yangko, and then you said, "Spring Festival is celebrated every year, every year.".
Uncle Zhao: You misunderstood. We said the same thing, but we spoke from different angles. Primary school education, poor understanding. Let me tell you: everything has two sides. You just said that we should celebrate the Spring Festival every year, and it is the same every year. This means form. Form, you know? This is the procedure. For example, at a wedding reception, the food is at both ends and a large piece is in the middle. Vegetables are different from vegetables, and there are also differences in sports, that is, the content is different. What do I mean by celebrating the Spring Festival every year? Every year is different. After all, I'm only in primary school, and these questions are really difficult for you.
Aunt Zhao: It is really difficult to make a high-level summary of Spring Festival travel rush. What I said is not comprehensive enough. I am right about the form of the New Year, and you are right about the content of the New Year. In this way, both sides are only half right, each with 50 points, and the level is the same; You have read more books than me for two years, and all your studies in these two years have been in vain.
Uncle Zhao: Although the scores are the same, I have a relatively deep understanding and grasp of the relationship between form and content.
Aunt Zhao: Materialist dialectics tells us that form and content are two sides of the same thing, which are both opposite and unified-
Uncle Zhao: (shocked) You have read Confucius, a primary school graduate!
Aunt Zhao: Haha, are you kidding? I don't know how to pretend to know. That is Marx's book.
Uncle Zhao: Actually, I didn't learn anything in the two years of junior high school, just in time for the Cultural Revolution. All day, I spent my time criticizing forests and potholes, which was just labor exercise.
Aunt Zhao: I wonder what's on this year's Spring Festival party.
Uncle Zhao: (takes a deep breath of smoke, flicks his fingers a few times, and is carefree, just like the style of the general director of CCTV Spring Festival Evening. ) songs, dances, sketches, cross talks and operas are indispensable, but it is a pity that they are missing.
Aunt Zhao: I support your point of view.
Uncle Zhao: At the critical moment, what men say carries weight.
Aunt Zhao: This year's Spring Festival Evening program, yesterday's News Network only gave a few shots. Besides, what else do I want to know?
Uncle Zhao: (takes another puff of cigarette, and then flicks off the ash. It's not convenient to say the details of the program. It's a secret. The directors will sign an agreement and promise to keep it secret. However, it is no secret that I can give you a general description of the whole performance outline of the Spring Festival Gala in advance. The specific performance arrangement of the whole' Spring Festival Evening' is similar to CCTV's "News Network", with domestic and international events first, current political news first, and general news later.
Aunt Zhao: What's the general news sequence?
Uncle Zhao: Generally, it is broadcast in industry, agriculture, military affairs, study, commerce, culture and sports.
Aunt Zhao: Sometimes there will be small news about the animal world at the end.
Uncle Zhao: All wet. "News Network" is followed by "Weather Forecast".
Aunt Zhao: Very wrong. There are more than minutes of prime-time advertisements behind News Network, followed by' Weather Forecast'.
Uncle Zhao: "Animal world" depends on "weather forecast". Hey, hey, you can still escape from the cage. How can Animal World compare with News Network? Hehe, the whole country loves news broadcast during prime time. "Animal World" column, third-rate time, fourth-rate actors. The actors I'm talking about are animals. What I just said is the content of the news broadcast. Why suddenly insert the content of the animal world? The content is all messed up, what form can we talk about? A seemingly ordinary telephone call has disrupted the editorial thinking, content, form and artistic conception of the 2009 Spring Festival Gala. The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature Completing the transformation of one's subjective world is really a lifelong process.
Aunt Zhao: Animal World column, third-rate time, fourth-rate actors, fifth-rate bombs. A stray bullet set off a jealousy. Completing the transformation of one's subjective world is really a cross-century project. Last century you were jealous, 2 1 century you were jealous. The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature I only mentioned animals, not people. Whose family are you jealous of? There is an idiom called love me, love my dog. Are you jealous of one person and the animal world? No wonder you don't like green vegetables, but prefer animal protein. Judging from your living habits, you show a strong aversion to animals. I tell you, I can't live without the animal world, you can't live without the animal world, and human beings can't live without the animal world.
Uncle Zhao: An advertisement for the animal world.
Aunt Zhao: Without the animal world, human beings can't survive!
Uncle Zhao: I understand this truth, but I can't accept it emotionally.
Aunt Zhao: I can't accept Animal World emotionally. Can I accept the human world emotionally?
Uncle Zhao: Of course I can accept the human world. On second thought, the aversion to the animal world was caused by people, and I immediately denied it. ) The human world is not completely acceptable. On second thought, no, I immediately denied it. ) this is unacceptable, and that is unacceptable. Is that still a person? (Hands on your head, painful reflection. )
Aunt Zhao: Over the past year, there have been very few pictures of Teacher Zhao on TV, and occasionally the sound of the animal world can be heard.
Uncle Zhao: It's more deceptive and hidden to hear voices but not people.
Aunt Zhao: There is definitely no "Animal World" program tonight. The probability of teacher Zhao appearing is almost zero.
Uncle Zhao: Don't take any chances. It's very disappointing. In my version of Spring Festival Evening in 2009, the cast of Animal World was not arranged to be present. I am now planning: how to respond to several major events in China in the past year in the current affairs column of the Spring Festival Evening. If the arrangement is based on the principle of near and far, such as the successful launch of Shenzhou VII, hosting the Olympic Games, fighting against the Wenchuan earthquake and fighting against the snowstorm in Sichuan, this is the reverse order.
Aunt Zhao: I fully agree with the method of reverse order, and strongly suggest replaying the two flashbacks of Shenzhou VII. Those two flashbacks are very meaningful and will undoubtedly become classics and go down in history.
Uncle Zhao: Primary schools are the' intellectuals' with the highest academic qualifications. How much do you know about inversion and flashback?
Aunt Zhao: I like the animal world very much because I miss Zhao Zhongxiang very much! Isn't this an inverted sentence?
Uncle Zhao: Wrong, where is this inverted sentence? This sentence, like a volcanic eruption, expresses his repressed feelings, which is a typical sigh!
Aunt Zhao: No. Once again, it proves that your two-year junior high school is really white. This is a typical inverted exclamation.
Uncle Zhao: Wife, you are particularly inspired and talented today.
Aunt Zhao: You flatter me. After all, I never went to junior high school. I only know that there was a Confucius in ancient China who had never read his books. Recently, I watched Lecture Room, listened to Professor Yu Dan's lecture, and got a better understanding of Confucius.
Uncle Zhao: You can't just look at your education, but also your ability. Let's talk about what flashback is, just your version.
Aunt Zhao: As long as you know what flashback is, flashback is very simple. The puppy's father is an old dog.
Uncle Zhao: His father is Lao Zhuang.
Aunt Zhao: No. Not Lao Zi and Zhuangzi, but Confucius. (deliberately satirizing his wife)
Uncle Zhao: We are studying flashbacks, not reselling. As soon as I knew there was a great Confucius in China, I learned to sell it now. Now we know that there was a Zhuangzi in ancient China, and when it might turn around, it won't, and it will be sold again.
Aunt Zhao: The puppy's father is an old dog, and his father is a flashback. Putting the two sentences before and after the inversion sentence longer and longer is flashback. An article written in flashback is an out-and-out flashback article; The discharge picture taken with flashback lens is flashback picture.
Uncle Zhao: In a family environment full of art and wisdom, I have been close to Mexico for more than 40 years, and all the people close to Mexico are black. Self-study is conditional and success is inevitable.
Aunt Zhao: You have studied more than me for two years, and you can't even understand the relationship between simple inverted sentences and flashbacks. Everything you have learned is upside down.
Uncle Zhao: No. Whether the fetus in the mother is upside down or straight, it is a fetus anyway; I didn't learn anything new in those two years of school, but I also forgot a lot of things I learned in primary school. That's not a reversal, but a retrogression-knowledge abortion. Wife, through on-the-spot examination and debate, experts and audiences agree that your understanding and concept of flashback as an artistic technique have reached a high level; You also have enough strength to participate in the planning of the' Spring Festival Evening' program. The general director of the 09' Spring Festival Gala' family edition is very concerned about your suggestion of "replaying the flashback of' Shenzhou VII'" and has aroused great interest. Can you interpret your whimsy here?
Aunt Zhao: There's an old saying in China, there are swift horses, but Bole is not. There is also a famous saying abroad that life is not a lack of beauty, but a lack of eyes to find beauty. Both sentences reveal the same philosophical proposition, that is, following the relationship between matter and consciousness. Similarly, after the success of Shenzhou VII, we can talk about the accurate tracking and measurement of radar. Television successfully broadcast the whole process of Shenzhou VII in real time, and the gripping pictures all showed the passion and charm of flashback.
Uncle Zhao: There are many scenes in "Shenzhou 7" that really touched the people of China. There are many replayed pictures, which are just flashbacks in general. The real flashback picture has no impression in my mind.
Aunt Zhao: Do you still remember the photos of the' Shenzhou VII' ignition and launch?
Uncle Zhao: I am very impressed. There is a saying that bystanders see clearly. In my opinion, it should be bystander fever and sweaty palms. At that moment, I was out of breath; I'm afraid of holding my breath and my heart beating. As the commander gives the password, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 launches, I-
Aunt Zhao: Stop, stop. Reverse order! This is the opposite.
Uncle Zhao: This is in progress and there is no flashback.
Aunt Zhao: What is the password given by the commander?
Uncle Zhao: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 launch.
Aunt Zhao: The password given by the commander has reversed the normal order, so it is called inverted sentence. Because it contains inverted sentences, this picture is called' inverted picture'.
Uncle Zhao: Oh, my God! Seeing is believing, the clouds will see the sun! I have sinusitis, and my nose is suddenly blocked, which means that there is something wrong with my nose, and it is difficult to tell whether it is true or false. It is like breathing fresh air in space.
Aunt Zhao: There are space quilts, and there is no air in space.
Uncle Zhao: Just like astronauts breathing fresh oxygen in space. Facts have proved that the reverse order is more shocking than the positive order. Suddenly I felt dizzy and bright, and my eyes had a new function-the function of discovering beauty. My eyes have also become a pair of eyes that will find beauty. I found beauty. No wonder the password with the command length of 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 is exciting, and my blood is boiling. I will never get tired of hearing it. This is the password, which is more wonderful than 7 (Spanish) and 6 (Latin). The second exciting picture is the astronauts leaving the cabin, which must be in reverse order. (thinking is interrupted and cannot be justified. So there was an embarrassing situation. Rubbing my eyes with my hands, I didn't expect my eyes to find that the function of beauty was lost and broken. )
Aunt Zhao: (poised) You are so nervous and excited! What do you see?
Uncle Zhao: I saw the astronauts leave the cabin. Astronauts took a small step in space and realized the dream of China people. Astronauts do experiments with big gyroscopes in space, and this lens is the most wonderful.
Aunt Zhao: Another flashback screen loaded with history.
Uncle Zhao: I can't see flashbacks. What I saw was an astronaut standing upside down in space.
Aunt Zhao: Astronauts stand upside down in space. Are they on the phone?
Uncle Zhao: The astronauts are busy doing experiments, falling headlong and making phone calls.
Aunt Zhao: By the way, talking when you fall headlong, isn't that a flashback?
Uncle Zhao: Oh, my mother, in a word, it's like a monitoring ship in the Pacific Ocean. (Hurriedly got off the kang, walked to the front of his wife, his legs slightly bent, and looked up at his wife's face. Take off the apron tied around his wife's waist. ) Our family can't make a space survey ship in the Pacific Ocean at all. There must be someone behind you, so your artistic level is advancing by leaps and bounds, far above me; I make way. (civilly holding his wife and sitting in the middle of the kang. The turning point in history often happens in an instant. The status was subverted in an instant. The same is true of foreign regimes. It's my turn to cook New Year's Eve dinner. Uncle Zhao is puzzled. He picked up Aunt Zhao's apron and shook the dust, thinking and talking to himself. ) Seeing the animal world is far from increasing your knowledge by watching sunset red. The column "Sunset Red" includes both senior universities and small magic classes. I love watching this column of animal world, which greatly increases my knowledge. Very strange! While thinking about it, I put hot water into the pot and prepared to cook jiaozi. I still can't help talking to myself. ) Is Animal World also an extracurricular tutoring and audio-visual education for outstanding students? (At this point, the phone on the small kang table suddenly rang, and Aunt Zhao hurriedly picked up the phone. )
My daughter's voice came from the phone: mom and dad!
Aunt Zhao: It's my daughter.
My daughter's voice kept coming from the phone: Dad, Mom, I paid a New Year call to your parents; I can't eat with your parents this year, and my daughter can't be filial.
Uncle Zhao: Why does the child talk so long? (grabbing the phone from my wife impatiently) I said, girl, are you in Wenchuan now?
My daughter's voice came from the phone: I am in Wenchuan. Our Heart to Heart Art Troupe is giving a condolence performance in the earthquake-stricken area.
Uncle Zhao: Now I want to say a New Year's greeting to the old folks in Wenchuan. Can they hear me?
My daughter's voice came from the phone: many villagers in the disaster area are watching your performance in the board room at the moment. They can hear us when we call.
Uncle Zhao: (Uncle Zhao's voice began to tremble slightly, and then it became firm. ) Do the old people wear warm clothes?
Daughter's voice: Dress warmly.
Uncle Zhao: Are the old people warm?
Daughter's voice: Keep warm.
Uncle Zhao: Old people can eat meat, jiaozi?
Daughter's voice: everyone can eat.
Uncle Zhao: Do you have our jiaozi fragrance? (Aunt Zhao brings a bowl of hot jiaozi, and Uncle Zhao takes it to the camera. )
Daughter's voice: It smells as good as ours.
Uncle Zhao: Do you smell it?
Daughter's voice: I can smell it.
Uncle Zhao: (Uncle Zhao is surprised) Why can TV broadcast spread the fragrance of jiaozi? Daughter's voice: it can spread. This is' heart function'.
Uncle Zhao: When did TV broadcast add a new function that can convey taste? Alas, this is the information age. A day without watching the news is ignorance. Honey, do you know that TV broadcasting has new functions?
Aunt Zhao: The animal world has been introduced.
Uncle Zhao: I have a hunch in my heart that animals are friends of human beings and the column Animal World is an encyclopedia of human beings. It seems that I really should let bygones be bygones, let bygones be bygones, correct my mentality and be a lover of the animal world. Daughter, let me ask you another question. Does TV broadcasting have a second new function?
Daughter's voice: Yes.
Uncle Zhao: Can you also send it to jiaozi?
Daughter's voice: It can convey jiaozi.
Uncle Zhao: I remember, I remember. Someone has been shopping online for a long time. Honey, hurry up and cook jiaozi and jiaozi. Let the villagers in the earthquake-stricken areas taste our jiaozi in 2008. www.coffbar.com
Daughter's voice: Dad, the "heart" of the "heart function" I said is not news, but the heart of the heart. Your selfless and enthusiastic concern for the people in the disaster area has made them understand. The people in the disaster areas sincerely thank the CPC Central Committee, the people of the whole country and the people's soldiers! Natural disasters are ruthless, and people are affectionate. Here, the people in the disaster-stricken areas entrust them to pay New Year greetings to the people of the whole country and thank the people all over the world.
Uncle Zhao, Aunt Zhao and her daughter wish together: The motherland will have a better tomorrow! The global village will have a better tomorrow.