1 preemptive according to my experience, generally speaking, there are fewer broken-mouthed relatives who like to urge marriage, and everyone should know something about it. So in this case, we can take the initiative to ask each other if their children have any partners, when to get married, when to have children after marriage, and when to have two or three children after having so many children. Why don't you get a promotion and a raise? This wave is the first reminder. The principle is that as long as my mouth is broken enough, others can't break me ~
Push yourself, young man, get married and push yourself! For a friend who returned to work in a different place after the Chinese New Year, once a relative asked at the beginning, "Oh, by the way, what's wrong with you? You have been with that man for many years, why haven't you got married? " "harm a person! Who said no! I want to say it myself, this will be divided after the Chinese New Year! Waiting for you to introduce me to one! " Where can I find you after the New Year?
Another answer is, "You're right. Wake me up at once. I will urge my other half to get married and have children before the fifteenth day of the first month. " People with brains can shut up when they hear this.
Beat relatives with words and raise a chestnut.
Relatives: "Why don't you bring us a date home for the New Year?"
Me: "Don't mention this in the New Year!"
Relatives: "It's the New Year, and you are one year older. If you don't get married and have children, you will be old! "
Me: "harm, you can eat less snacks, because useless hearts are the fastest!" " Look, you haven't seen me for a year. You look ten years older. Did my brother's son of a bitch make you angry again? "
4 break the brain circuit of loved ones. Relatives said that this topic of promoting marriage and having children is hard to pass, and it is necessary to break the brain circuit of relatives and talk to death in one sentence.
Relatives: "You don't know this person today?"
Me: "I don't get along well with a group of people."
Relatives: "What's the use of reading so many books? In the end, it's not that you can't get married and have children! "
Me: "Hey, why don't you help me? Introduce me to ten people. "
5. I have tried it myself with the method of constant change, and the effect is good. No matter what my relatives say, I just smile and don't talk.
Relatives: "Why don't you get married?"
Me: "Ha ha ha!"
Relatives: "Get married quickly! Only when you get married can you have children quickly! "
Me: "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Relatives: "..."
60 thousand can interrupt and raise a chestnut
Relatives: "You said you were a child, and you almost got married, and then you had to find the divorced one with children!" " "
Me: "ouch! Speaking of divorce, I just remembered that my cousin and cousin divorced a while ago. What happened? Have they made up? "
Relatives: "Make up, make up! Hey, I said you! I tell you, getting married is the most important thing for you, and nothing else is important ... "
Me: "It's so important to be nice to people. I remember my third aunt divorced for so many years, and I found a new uncle this year. How did you treat my third aunt? I didn't listen to Third Aunt! "
In short, you say east and I say west, and it's a hundred and eight thousand miles.
It has become a necessary program to go home and fight with relatives during the Spring Festival. I really hope my relatives can be generous. After a year's hard work, they are exhausted physically and mentally, and they have to face the death of their souls when they go home. This is really a service.