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Wandering around four continents, people's hearts are like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, gentlemen meet people as light as water, and villains make love with honey as light as water. When you make friends, you always learn the three sworn meanings of Taoyuan instead of Sun Bin and Pang Juan. You sing that the sky is also sad, the mountains are also sad about the water, the monarch is also sad about me, and dad is also worried about this mother. The duck is also worried about the goose, and this cow is worried about the horse. The sky is worried about the rain, and the ground is worried about no harvest. The mountain sorrow was originally Xiaomi Kan, and this water sorrow is endless, and I am worried about losing my official position. Always worry that no one cares, and worry less about getting white. Sadly, it is full of evil, and sadly, it cannot be repaired. The goose is also worried about the skull, and the horse is also worried about the saddle. This cow whistled in the cold wind, whistled, whistled, and sent it into the soup pot to kill the old cow. The cowhide was locked in 1000 nails. Sent to the bell and drum tower in the city, beef is sold in the strip. The liver and intestines are spared, the ox bones are made into mahjong tiles, and the dice are buckled one by one. The two are opposite.
In the cold weather, there were six or nine heads beating the next spring. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there was a dragon lantern, a pair of lions rolled hydrangeas, and on the third day of March, the heavenly palace was in a mess. The monkey stole Xiantao again. The Dragon Boat Festival in May is the Dragon Boat Festival, and Xu Xian, the White Snake, is not over. On the seventh day of July, the legend is that the milky way is matched, and the cowherd and the weaver girl exchange tears. On August 15th, in Dachang, elephants, deer, mules, horses, pigs, dogs, cows, sheep, ducks, geese, toads, crabs, clams, turtles, fish and shrimps are different. Listen to all my reasons, tigers are afraid to put down this mountain, and wolves are worried that their ambitions are tricky, like one. Cows are worried about making cattle axes (whipping), dogs are worried about eating shit, pigs are worried about being inseparable from the sewer, ducks are worried about flat mouths, geese are worried about heads on the door, toads are worried about pustules and scabs, crabs are worried about being held by nets, clams are worried about being closed to the outside world, turtles are worried about cowardice, and fish are worried about no water.
Say I don't praise you, and I'll spill the beans when I have time. This tongue twister is the most difficult to sing. Let's sing the main entrance mansion, four doors, three bridges and five archways, and go east when we get out of the side door. There is a 66-lane hutong in Tongzhou, 40 miles from Beijing, where 66-year-old Mr. Liu, 66-year-old gentleman, 66-year-old Liu and one of his brothers live. Sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas were embroidered on silk, and sixty-six alders were planted outside the building. Sixty-six big green cows were tied to the shaft, and sixty-six big monkeys, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu and Mr. Liu were sitting at the door gnawing bones. A dog from the south looks familiar, like an aunt with big eyes, big nose and big mouth, and a poodle from the north. It seems that my second aunt has two big eyebrows, two big eyes, two big noses, two big ears and two big poodles. These two dogs robbed the bones, ran from south to north, knocked over sixty-six good tall buildings, spilled sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil and painted sixty-six goose satin, dirty sixty-six lions rolled hydrangeas, knocked down sixty-six cypress tendons outside the building, stunned sixty-six big green cows, and beat sixty-six big horse monkeys and Mr. Liu away. Three brothers killed dogs, built sixty-six fine buildings, put sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, washed sixty-six pieces of goose satin, washed sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas, planted sixty-six cypress poles outside the building, brought back sixty-six big cows, and caught sixty-six big monkeys, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu. So the three brothers saw the south again. I don't know whether the angry adobe head hit the dog's head or whether the dog's head touched the angry adobe head. A bald girl came from the north, holding an oil basket and covering the dog's head. I don't know if the bald woman's oil basket mouth covered the dog's head, or if the dog's head drilled into the bald woman's oil basket mouth. The dog chewed the oil basket and leaked oil, but the dog didn't chew the oil basket and didn't leak oil.
What goes up the mountain, what goes down the mountain, nods, what has a head and a tail, what sits at home with legs, what swims in Bianzhou without legs, Zhao Zhouqiao, who repairs the jade railing, who stays behind, who rides the donkey bridge, who pushes the cart across the ditch, who stands on the knife bridge, who bridles the reins to see the Spring and Autumn Period, who pulls what is a ha ha laugh and who pulls what is a tearful exchange. What is the circle in the sky, what is the circle in front of us, what is the circle in the long street, what are the circles on both sides of the road, what flowers are blooming steadily, what flowers are blooming around the waist, what flowers are invisible, and they are wearing green and white, soap boots, ten kinds of brocade and hemp pockets? Double door, single door, I think it's myself. Cars crowded up the hill, the lame man nodded and went down the hill, the toad had a head and a tail, the scorpion had a headless tail, the board with legs sat at home, the food boat without legs swam Bianzhou, Lu Banxiu, the jade railing sage stayed, Zhang rode the donkey bridge, Chai Wang's cart turned over the ditch, Zhou Cang stood on the bridge with a knife, and Guan Gong bridled the reins to watch the Spring and Autumn Period, laughing a little. The moon is round on the horizon, glasses are round in front of us, biscuits are sold in round bars, wheels are round on both sides of the road, sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher, rice trees are blooming around the waist, vines are invisible, corn is blooming, magpies are dressed in green and white, crows are wearing soap boots, pheasants are wearing ten kinds of brocade, and Li Er is wearing linen bags.
One black and two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black and ten black, I buy an ebony pole of a pipe, grab one black at both ends, two girls stroke their eyebrows and hit their temples, look at the mirror and write the word Sichuan on the white wall, look at the ebony legs of the ivory table horizontally, look at the four black faces vertically, put them on the kang, buy a chicken that doesn't lay eggs, and keep it in a cage until it is dark. The two sisters went to Nanwa to cut wheat, but they lost their sickles and turned black. The child of the moon has gone crazy, lit a moxa stick and burned it black, and the seller of melon seeds dozed off. He shouted a lot, but his broom and dustpan didn't come together, so he picked up the black one by one.
A Lama came from the south with five pounds of broken eyes in his hand, and a mute came from the north with a horn pinned to his waist. The Lama offered to exchange five pounds of broken eyes for horns nailed to his northern waist. The dumb man with the wrong horn didn't want to change his broken eyes, so he was in a hurry when he raised his broken eyes. He picked up five pounds of broken eyes and hit the dumb with the wrong angle. The dumb with the wrong angle was anxious. I don't know whether the Lama broke his eyes and hit the dumb man in the other corner, or whether the dumb man in the other corner gave the Lama a corner. The Lama went home to stew meat and broke his eyes, and the dumb man went home to play the trumpet.
This tongue twister is the most difficult to sing. We sang that there were forty-four lions in front of the mountain and forty-four purple persimmon trees behind it. Forty-four lions in front of the mountain ate the astringent persimmons of forty-four purple persimmon trees behind the mountain, and forty-four lions in front of the mountain were killed by the astringent persimmons of forty-four purple persimmon trees behind the mountain.
In front of the mountain lived a thick-legged Cui, and behind the mountain lived a thick-legged Cui. They came to compare legs, and I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs. In front of the mountain lived a swallow eye, and behind the mountain lived a swallow eye. They came to compare their eyes. I don't know whether Yan Yuanyuan's eyes are rounder than Yan Yuanyuan's eyes or Yan Yuanyuan's eyes are rounder.
Say you will stew my frozen tofu, stew my frozen tofu, not my frozen tofu, don't stew it, pretend it will ruin my frozen tofu.
My family has a fat, white, eight-catty chicken, which flew to the backyard of the Zhang family. A fat dog in the backyard of the Zhang family bit my fat chicken, sold his fat dog and lost my fat chicken.
Outside the south gate, facing south, there is a noodle restaurant facing south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle restaurant. I chose the blue cotton curtain, looked at the noodle restaurant facing south, hung the blue cotton curtain, and looked at the noodle restaurant facing south.
It is said that the pole is long, the bench is wide, the bench is not as long as the pole, the pole is not as wide as the bench, the pole should be tied to the bench, and the bench should not be tied to the bench.
On the first day of the first month, two sisters went shopping. The older girl was named pink girl, and the second girl was named pink girl. The pink girl is wearing a pink coat. The pink girl is holding a bottle of pink wine. The pink girl was holding a bottle of pink wine, and the two sisters found nowhere to go. They pushed a glass of Liu Ling wine, the pink girl drank the pink wine of the pink girl, the pink girl drank the pink wine of the pink girl, and the pink girl drank a glass. The powder girl will fight when she grabs the powder, and the powder girl will twist. When a pink woman tears her pink coat, she will tear her pink coat. When the two sisters go on strike, they will leave their hands and buy stitches themselves. The pink girl bought a pink thread, and the pink girl bought another pink thread. The pink lady sewed her pink coat backwards, and the pink lady sewed her pink coat backwards.
A lame man came to the south, carrying a load of eggplant and a plate in his hand, and nailed a stake in the ground. He didn't pay attention to hanging nails. Hanging nails tripped the lame man, spilled his eggplant and smashed his plate. The lame man got up to pick up the eggplant, and a drunken old man came from the north, with a pipe in his waist, to buy the eggplant of the lame man. The lame man didn't want to sell it to the drunk old man, so he robbed it in a rage. Greet the pegs in his hand and pick up eggplant and vegetables. When the old man is angry, he won't give eggplant to the lame. He picked up the wooden nail and cut the old man. I don't know whether the old man's pipe nail hit the lame eggplant or the lame man's pipe nail hit the old man's pipe nail.
When I was out of the west of the city, I was free, and the number of trees was uneven, 1234567, 765432 1, six cities and four, 32 1, 5432 1, 4321. A tree grows seven branches, and seven branches bear seven kinds of fruits, including betel nut, orange, orange and persimmon.
I'm singing Qianmen Building.
Four doors are three bridges and five arches.
Go east by the side door and go out of the city for 40 minutes to Tongzhou.
Tongzhou has 66 hutongs.
Article 66 There lived a 66-year-old Mr. Liu in an alley.
Sixty-six-year-old Mr. Sixty-six-year-old Mr Head's younger brother three
Built those 66 beautiful tall buildings.