There are so many weapons in China, but you don’t learn swordsmanship; instead of learning the upper sword, you learn the lower sword; there are so many moves in the lower sword, you learn the drunken sword; you don’t learn the iron sword, but learn the silver sword! Finally, you have mastered the unique skill of martial arts: Drunken Silver Sword! Finally, we reach the state where man and sword merge into one - Swordman
Looking at you, you are as beautiful as a tree in the wind, handsome, graceful, loved by everyone, and blooming like flowers. You must be the best among scumbags. A beast among beasts, and according to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since childhood and lacked love when you grew up. Grandma will not love you, and your uncle will not love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.
I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to take photos! Those born in the year of walnut need to be beaten! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you will vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself! You tell me, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, if you don’t practice swordsmanship, your practice is despicable! There are so many sword moves, but you choose to learn Drunken Sword. Instead of practicing Golden Sword, practice ****! Finally, he became the Drunken Silver Sword! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother? ! ”
Incompletely evolved life forms, genetically mutated aliens,
Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads born with Mongolian syndrome,
The Virgin The abandoned baby of the snowman, the murderer of the clogged septic tank,
The descendant of the black pig that Africans had, the chimpanzee with an imbalance of yin and yang,
The hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, New volcanic vent,
A super shameless loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos,
A superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality,
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The smelly garbage man, the source of the term "spit",
The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,
God An old washing machine that fell down by mistake, a brainless creature that can think,
The scourge that ruins the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of their ancestors who have been humiliated by it,
The humus accumulated for thousands of years, scientists Primitive species that I dare not study,
The raw material necessary for the destruction of the universe, even the orcs look down on your orcs,
The sedimentary raw material with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, the disfigured Ronald McDonald,
A disgusting guy like you can only act like a turd in a TV series,
Not as good as chewing gum spilled by a dog on the roadside,
Even a flower is more than 10 times more beautiful than you.
To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.
Those who want to commit suicide will only be persuaded by others. Is the Nangyou fat-free?
Not even Amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched.
The saliva it spurts out is more deadly than SARS.
If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.
If you are handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.
Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you how to speak. Human saying,
As long as you raise your head, there will be a hole in the ozone layer
I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you,
If your ugliness can generate electricity, the whole world will Nuclear power plants can be shut down.
If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly towards you.
Hand grenades will explode when they see you.
Others want to Flying a plane to hit the Gemini stars is enough, but you can have the same power as long as you skydive.
All the famous places you have been to will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have been to will become history.
I have never done anything good in my entire life to get to know you, even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly!
Example of scolding your ancestors: Is your ancestral grave a bad feng shui?
2 . Example of scolding parents: Did your parents give you the worst genetic factors?
3. Example of scolding siblings: Were you deformed by your siblings when you were born?
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4. Example of scolding a friend: Your friends are all blind. Isn’t being with you like a wolf?
5. Swearing people in previous lives Example: You must have been a robber in your previous life, otherwise how could you be reincarnated like you?
6. Cursing people in the future. Example: Do you want to go to heaven or hell? I think you can reach the 16th level of hell at most.
7. Criticizing someone’s appearance. Example: You look like Ma Jiajue. I dare not mess with you.
8. Swearing flaws Example: Your eyes are so small that even a microscope can’t see clearly.
9. Swearing people's qualities. Example: Wherever you go, flies will follow you, all because of your qualities.
10. Bad example of swearing: Don’t worry, you can’t get there yourself, and you have to trouble the sanitation workers.
I have to tell you, I am better than you in everything. I'm not as discerning as you, otherwise I wouldn't have taken a liking to a bird like you...
You are a toad that turned into a worm and then gave birth to a bastard, three generations without eyebrows.
My friend, your appearance interferes with the signal
I hate your back when I see you in front.
Cover your face like a star
You look like a rock singer
Your dad is your mom’s second brother
You are a living collection of abstract art
The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes
Rogues are not scary, I am afraid that they are educated...
I can’t give you happiness, but I can give you comfort
The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person!
I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late...
Brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes, if anyone touches my hands or feet, I will take off his clothes!
I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
Life is so fucking fun, because life keeps fucking playing with me.
Guest, please respect yourself, this little girl only sells herself but not her art.
Time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it there will always be some!
Don’t be wretched and waste your youth
Children have to be taken care of and small trees have to be cut down
* Friendly children before marriage
* The house leaks. Even if it rains, my appetite will increase in lean years, I will stuff my teeth when I drink cold water, and hit my heels when I fart. Make up your mind, no matter life or death
* Invest your limited savings in the unlimited stock market
* Sprain your feet, duck your waist, and have a big gold bag stuck in the back of your head
* I drank two bowls of tofu nao with Bill Gai
* The sky is moving, the earth is moving, the male and female fairies are about to appear, heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals are here to invite me, the Queen Mother is in a hurry. One invites Tathagata Buddha, the second invites Sun Wukong, the third invites Maggie Cheung, the fourth invites Nicholas Tse, the fifth invites Little Swallow, and the sixth invites Linghu Chong.
* Work overtime every night, one plus until the next day.
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* Dog bites dog with two hairs
* Thirty is not a wave of forty, fifty is on the crest of the wave, the wave after sixty pushes the wave ahead, and at seventy there are still waves to beat
* Don’t treat the village chief as a cadre, and don’t treat your mother-in-law as your mother
* I’m sorry, please forgive me, I’ll do it again next time
* It scares me to death
* We were blown away. We don’t have any foreign money.
* How can a person wander in the rivers and lakes without suffering death?
* Go your own way and talk to others.
* The old lady with small feet plays football - absolutely cutting-edge
* Take a look, take a look, xxxx is on sale. It's open, it's lively, xxxx is on sale. It’s the New Year, it’s the holidays, and xxxx is selling and bleeding. Hurry up and buy, hurry up and choose, you can't buy it in department stores. The on-site charity sale was a big reward, and xx showed love to the disaster area.
* Are your eyes covered in buttocks? xx's eyes are clearly one small and the other even smaller.
* Who are you calling an intellectual?
* I know what I look like without peeing
* Dogs have horns - they do foreign things
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* Why is IT still an industry that is being kicked out?
* Since ancient times, no one has died, so he keeps his heart and soaks it in alcohol.
* If you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; if you marry a dog, follow the dog; if you marry a donkey, follow him all over the mountains.
* My mouth is bitter and my heart is blocked, which is worse than being a widow.
* There were so many people here today, and all seats were occupied except for the empty seats.
* Let youth bump your waist again.
* Two mandarin ducks share the same fate as birds, and a pair of butterflies are pitiful creatures.
* He was willing to kill himself and quickly pulled the emperor off his horse.
* Dogs and pigs are confused.
* Besides dogs, who else is so affectionate to people?
* A cow without a ring in its nose can’t be led away
* I felt angina after hearing what you said. I get drunk when my sister's tears drop, and my brother's heart breaks when I rub it. Even if I forget my kindness, I can't let you down.
* As long as the feelings are there, youth can be dedicated to the old lady.
* If you have high blood pressure and high blood lipids, your income will not be high. The performance is not outstanding, the political achievements are not outstanding, and the disc in the waist is protruding. If you don't speak at the general meeting or at the small meeting, you will suffer from prostate inflammation.
* Ring root garlic, brain melon. Some people eat it, but no one digs it.
* My aunt can tolerate it, but my uncle cannot.
* Don’t steal or rob, don’t oppose the people or the party.
* The more I look at you, the more sinister you become, just like Taiwan’s independent Chen Shui Bian.
* A dog’s stomach can’t hold two taels of sesame oil
* Eight out of ten people are yellow, and two are perverts. Eight out of ten people are evil, and two are falsely pure. Eight out of ten guys fucked, and two were horny.
* Those who make money effortlessly, those who are tired of eating delicacies from mountains and seas, those whose feet never touch the ground, those who secrete excessive hormones, and those who are not effective in fighting corruption.
* My wife is like tea, the more she drinks, the weaker it gets. Lovers are like wine, the more you drink, the more you drink. The wife is the main theme, and the lover is the romantic drama. My wife is a domestic feature film, my lover is a pirated VCD. If a man doesn't have a mistress, a big tree will grow in vain. If a man doesn't raise a canary, he's just wandering around in the world for nothing. If there are no pheasants around a man, he either has no money or has a weak kidney.
* We eat and drink together, and Jiaojiao calls her big brother. A sugar daddy looks for a hunk and is determined to make a lot of money.
* A pervert in human skin, a gangster in plainclothes, a perverted **** maniac.
The dragon and horse are riding?
Disaster.
, the drum breaks the chaos and the people beat it
* Although a fly is small, it is still a piece of meat.
* You can’t blame society for your misfortune, and you can’t blame the government for your misery.
* The little house sparrow wants to fight the thieves in my hometown, but it doesn’t even look at who I am.
* Don’t use bean buns as dry food
* They get up earlier than chickens, eat worse than pigs, and do more work than donkeys.
* The oil shuttle turns white - short training.
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* If you have too many lice, you won’t be itchy. If you have too many debts, you won’t have to worry.
* His eyes are lame and he sees people wrongly.
* He is a professor during the day and a beast at night.
* There is a big wallet on the ground. You can bend your waist or not.
* Youth is lost, property is lost, job is lost, and wife runs away.
* Don’t smoke, don’t drink, don’t touch when dancing
* His face is very haggard, and he looks like an old society.
Pretend to be a treasure in the palm of your hand
* A toad walks on the road - pretending to be a small jeep and you are still running away
* The child is not sleeping - Yinyou
* Lazy donkey Not wearing a condom - not enough to pick it up
* Pour a salted duck egg - not enough to pick it up
* Weeds in the garden - not enough to hug (lou1)
* Immediately move Tudouzi for me - Rolling Balls
* The dog lifts the door curtain - all with his mouth
* A wolf who can't bear to let go of a child, can't bear to do it himself. Can't find the gangster
* My heart is clogged and my mouth is bitter. I am even happier than being a widow
* I fart in my trouser pocket - it's been a long time
* It's all my fault, plus the moon's fault
* If you don't become bad in debauchery, you will become perverted in silence
* It's a matchmaker, not a matchmaker, eat it two or three times
* Here’s a two-word folk saying for you: You deserve it! I’ll give you a two-word Buddhist term: retribution!
Shit kills beetles, it’s not me who is afraid of death. . .
* So handsome, so cool, it’s beyond comparison
* I can’t do anything, and I won’t have any food left
* I don’t deserve the money Here, the asshole faces north
* The little house sparrow laid a big goose egg - you have a good tone
* I was hugged by a fool when I was a child
* When father and mother marry, it is up to each individual to take care of himself
* You looked at me with swollen eyes - you saw me too dimly
* There are thousands of Chinese people, If this doesn't work, let's change it
* There is no one-way street in love, and there is no distinction between old and young in learning and bad practices
* There is no grass anywhere in the world except for the singing birds
* The red flag does not fall down at home, but the colorful flags are fluttering outside
* There is grass on the roadside, and a talkative person is a donkey
* A beard grows on the palm of the hand - a veteran
* Lighting up a lantern with your bare buttocks - making a fool of yourself
* Why do you find a crack to get maggots?
* A mad dog is trying to make a hoop - just spin it and bite it
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* Soak a cucumber in ten jars of vinegar - you will feel sour
Say weakly that you can’t do it