1. Exposing half of your butt does not mean you are sexy, it only means that you bought too small a pair of underwear.
2. Since I left you, people have asked me: Do you always soak your eyeballs in tears to disinfect them?
3. You may say that human life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.
4. It is not the mistress who is hateful, but the mistress who cannot withstand the temptation of the mistress.
5. The fewer things you put in your head, the more tricks you have on your head.
6. I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I still can’t grow taller.
7. You have the right to remain silent, but I think every word you say is a compliment to me.
8. Hello, I am out of town for something right now, and I will not contact you if I am here.
9. There are two factors that prevent me from succeeding: 1. I feel sleepy when I am full, and 2. I feel hungry when I wake up.
10. Ask me my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never step on the scale!
11. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don’t buy some mosquito coils to burn, they will keep biting you.
12. If you think everything is just a cloud, then you are quite heartless.
13. It is said that the idiom that Taobao shop owners hate most is: no one has any friends.
14. Sha Seng: If you want to survive in troubled times, don’t seek knowledge and knowledge like pigs and monkeys.
15. The new "three kinds of unfilial piety" are said to be studying literature, taking postgraduate entrance examinations, and not having a partner.
16. When living in Beijing, you must read the weather forecast every day. If there is heavy rain in the forecast, you must prepare a swimsuit.
17. Even gases are inert, so why can’t people be lazy?
18. Girls with big breasts have neuropathy, because the peripheral nerves are necrotic and the breasts are enlarged.
19. There is a kind of love called "I don't care", and there is a kind of love called "I am unlucky".
20. We have developed this condition based on the efficacy of your medicine.
21. Warm reminder from the Internet cafe: Because the speed of this Internet cafe is too fast, please fasten your seat belt.
22. The house price is so high that I can’t even raise the down payment for your heart.
24. Why do mosquitoes have to be beaten to death for sucking blood, but sanitary napkins are fine?
25. Don’t worry, there are no friends in the road ahead, anyone can kill you.
26. I have always wondered whether the alarm clock runs very fast when I am asleep.
27. The child wanted to buy a toy airplane with a piece of fake money. The waiter said: Your money is fake. The child said: Is your plane real?
28. Li Bai was about to set off in a boat when he suddenly heard people singing on the shore. The most exciting national style is the big one.
29. It is said that when two men and one woman walk on the street, the three of them will feel like light bulbs...
30. It is the afternoon of the hoeing day, and school is really hard. Came to class and slept all morning. There is a kind of happiness called waiting, and there is a kind of wisdom called low-key
01. Everything is fine with me now, and I pretend that everything is fine.
02. The wind stopped, leaving only dust falling silently.
03. Your smile smells of hurt, and I feel so sad.
04. Only in the dead of night can I live a better life.
05. Don’t want to change your persistence in love, quietly waiting for that love forever.
06. Parent-teacher conferences and primary school students are of the same nature, aiming to destroy family harmony.
07. Regarding love, I think it is a habit.
08. The most wonderful thing in the world is when the person you love holds your hand.
09. Don’t look back, you will definitely encounter new ones if you move forward.
10. If the memory is in pieces, it is because it is filled with heartache.
11. I escaped hastily, but you left calmly.
12. In the end, we all kept silent about our past.
13. There is a kind of happiness called waiting, and there is a kind of wisdom called low-key.
14. Sometimes, I can also understand what it means to make things worse
15. Lies are not used to deceive the other party, but to deceive yourself.
16. The true nature of the stranded past is revealed
17. Trial love before marriage says: If you love someone, hurt him first, because guilt is the best way to maintain love.
18. If I don’t fail the exam, that’s what I want; if I don’t study, that’s what I want. You can't have both, so I'll just go with it
19. Beautiful misunderstandings make us become more like strangers the more we fall in love.
20. Those things we did together left me alone.
21. Duplicitous people toss and turn at night.
22. Thank you for entertaining me with your hypocrisy.
23. I bury all the memories and just want to have a better future
24. Love is hard, I can’t expect it to be like a beautiful dream
25 . Perhaps because I am too young, I don’t know how to cherish.
26. I can choose to love you or not to love you, but you can only choose to love or love me.
27. There is no antidote, and I cannot resist your unique signal.
28. If you don’t hesitate, I won’t love you either.
29. How much time a man is willing to give a woman is how much he loves you.
30. Not every relationship has a beginning and an end, and not every man has a soft spot for women
31. You have lost something, so you know how to cherish it
32 .You can treat me as a childish person, but I can't stand your nonsense.
33. Because of you, I know how to grow, but you are still my pain
34. My birth is destined to be caused by sadness.
35. I don’t do romantic things, I don’t say provocative floral dresses, I don’t think about whether you like me like this.
36. I often miss those happy days, and then burst into tears. There is a kind of feeling called no fate, and there is a kind of giving up called fulfillment
Don’t be afraid to start over again at any time in life. Every seemingly low starting point is the only way to a higher peak.
Don’t lose faith when you are the saddest, and don’t forget setbacks when you are the happiest.
No great cause can happen without great difficulties.
The beauty of life comes from your love for life, and the innocence of friendship comes from your sincere treatment of your friends.
People often lament the lack of beauty in life, because they lack a pair of eyes to discover beauty.
Hope and disappointment both torture, but hope tortures longer.
Roses say: not all flowers represent love; diamonds say: not all diamonds represent eternity.
The reason why people suffer is that they pursue the wrong things.
I can only watch the last train of happiness go away - it's not that I didn't catch it, but that I couldn't get on it at all.
The best things often come unexpectedly and by chance.
Be considerate of others, but live for yourself.
A mistake is a temporary regret, but a miss is an eternal regret!
Life is like a dance, and the person who teaches you the first steps may not be able to accompany you until the end.
My destiny is always different from their calculations. I don’t know if they calculated it wrong or if I lived it wrong.
With fewer preset expectations, the care for people will be more comfortable.
The best kind of friend is one where you sit quietly on the veranda, not saying a word, and when you both walk away, you still feel like you had a great conversation.
The value of a person is determined at the moment of temptation.
Don’t sigh at setbacks, just think of all this as preparation work that you must undergo before you can achieve something big.
Everyone has life, but not everyone understands life or even cherishes it. For those who do not understand life, life is a punishment to them.
Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with compassion and a gentle attitude, so that others can accept it more easily.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling; at the end of your life, you were smiling while everyone around you was crying.
No matter what you do, remember to do it for yourself, then there will be no complaints.
Don’t be pessimistic and world-weary when facing difficulties.
There is no absolute fairness in life, but it is relatively fair. On a scale, the more you get, you must bear more than others.
Don't hang yourself from a tree, otherwise, you will die miserably.
Love is like sand in your hand, the tighter you hold it, the faster it flows.
You must have the courage to lower your head and the confidence to raise your head.
You have your outlook on life, I have mine, and I won’t interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate.
If you are planning to get married, let me tell you a very important philosophical saying: "You must be patient and tolerant of each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect." . ”
My wealth is not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.
It’s not someone that annoys me, it’s me using someone’s words and deeds to annoy myself.
Life is like a cup of tea, it will only be bitter for a while, not forever.
Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.
Behind the scenery is either vicissitudes of life or filth.
There is a kind of feeling called no fate, and there is a kind of giving up called fulfillment.
It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that it is your own lack of self-cultivation.
Destiny is responsible for shuffling the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards! Aesthetic saying: There is a kind of feeling called no fate, and there is a kind of giving up called fulfillment
The journey of exploration is not about discovering a new continent, but about cultivating new perspectives.
When getting along with others, you must keep in mind the word "mo"; when getting along with your family, you must keep in mind the word "tolerance"; when getting along with the world, you must keep in mind the word "lenient".
The reason why people are ordinary is that they cannot surpass themselves.
The heart is a bag. If you hold less things, it is called the heart. If you hold more things, it is called the mind. If you hold more things, it is called the mind.
The reason why people live a tired life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, can’t tear apart the face, and can’t solve the plot.
If you really love him, then you must tolerate some of his shortcomings.
My destiny is always different from their calculations. I don’t know if they calculated it wrong or if I lived it wrong.
Sometimes, learn to regard disappointment as a kind of gain. Because there is hope, there will be disappointment.
The less things one does, the less suffering will be; the less words one speaks, the less misfortunes will occur; the less food in the belly, the less diseases will come; the less desire in the heart will naturally lead to less worries.
Don’t live in other people’s mouths, don’t live in other people’s eyes, but hold your destiny in your own hands.
The so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; the so-called wedding is the ceremony when lovers finally become "family members"; the so-called breakup means that a woman may not be able to do it even if she says it a hundred times. , and something a man can fulfill once he says it.
Being able to give love is blessing, being able to eliminate worries is wisdom.
Half of your destiny is in your hands, and the other half is in God's hands
Carrying the pain of the past, mixed with the troubles of reality, is useless to the human soul. any benefit.
The secret to struggling in life is to manage your own strengths. Managing your own strengths can add value to your life, while managing your own shortcomings will definitely devalue your life.
The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love also loves you.
Falling in love with someone is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you turn loving him into a habit.
The love of stupid people is sold wholesale, and they only rely on the brute force of "let me love you all at once"; the love of smart people is sold in retail, and they understand the subtlety of "love only a little bit."
When the boss uses you, you are a talent; when the boss does not use you, it becomes a layoff!
There is no soft love in a hard city. Life is not like Lin Daiyu. It is not because of sadness that it can be charming.
It’s not someone that annoys me, it’s me using someone’s words and deeds to annoy myself.
In fact, there is nothing to be confused about in life. Walk casually and chicly. The end point is already set anyway, so you don’t have to worry about getting lost.
There is a kind of feeling called no fate, and there is a kind of giving up called fulfillment.
Three-line love letter: I can’t remember the love words you said, but that’s not important. I remember your bank card password.
It is never too early or too late to care about your soul.
People should be like lentils in the workplace. No matter how hard someone steps on them, the result will still be the same, flat.
If we keep telling ourselves to be happy every day, it means that we are not happy.
Do not mix your wisdom with arrogance. Do not let your humility lack wisdom.
Don’t regard work as a burden. Instead of being angry and complaining, it is better to face it positively and happily. When you regard work as life and art, you will enjoy the fun of work.
The sky without clouds is still the sky; the clouds without the sky are no longer clouds.
If you want to be prominent in front of others, you will have to suffer behind others.
When you are about to give up on your dream, tell yourself to hold on for one more day, one week, one month, and one more year. You'll find that the results of refusing to quit are surprising.
You must always forgive all living beings, no matter how bad they are, or even if they have hurt you, you must let go in order to gain true happiness.
Bottom-line thinking: consider the worst outcome first, and don’t set your expectations too high, otherwise the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment.
The heart is the biggest liar. Others lie to you for a while, but they lie to you for a lifetime.
If marriage is the tomb of love, then - blind date is to look at the feng shui of the tomb, confession is to dig one's own grave, marriage is to sacrifice one's love, to fall in love with another person is to move the grave, and the third party is to rob the grave.
Life belongs to you and you should live it according to your own wishes.
There is a distance between ideal and reality after all, and it is this distance that gives me courage.
If you are alive for one day, you are blessed and you should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I noticed that there were people who had no feet.
Doing things is just learning to be a human being.
A lion will not look back just because a dog barks.