2. I asked Buddha Zu: Is there true love in this world? Buddha said: am I still a monk?
In this fickle age, the best way to remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.
4. "Do you like Sleeping Beauty?" "Yes, but I didn't sleep."
The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.
6. My ex-boyfriend is getting married, so he called me to ask if I could go. I decisively replied to him: next time.
7. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means looking at feng shui to give the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave!
8. My mother looked at a relative's beautiful daughter and said to me: Her face looks like it has been done. Your face looks like someone has sat on it!
9. Why do you buy clothes every year and have nothing to wear every year? Because you have more temperament every year, last year's clothes don't deserve you this year.
Tenuto turned down three more boys today, and I was sad to see their disappointed backs. After all, I really can't afford your real estate, fitness card and wealth management products.
1 1. Women like two flowers all their lives: one is a rich flower and the other is a leisure flower!
12. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are pretending. You ask her to open the courier and have a look. They can tear it in a few minutes without scissors.
I suggest you go to bed early and get up early, don't smoke, don't drink, don't play online games, don't eat midnight snack, don't go home late, drink more tea, stay healthy, talk less, think more and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.
Fourteen. When I went home for dinner, my mother asked me, "I haven't seen you in my circle of friends for a long time." Is there a problem with the boyfriend? " I nodded in dismay. "We broke up last week." She said to her father, "Haha, I won. Give me a hundred dollars. "
Don't blame others for judging people by their appearances. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is in front of us.
16. I found a thief at home in the middle of the night and stayed in bed. I also expect him to find some money in my house.
17. A luxury car passed by me just now and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.
18. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.
Nineteen. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.
As a single aristocrat, whenever another married person asks me, "Why don't you get married?" I replied in unison, "I don't want to live your life."
2 1. Look in the mirror more when you have nothing to do, so that you will understand many truths, such as "if you are ugly, you should read more, and if you are ugly, you should make more progress."
22. Girls nowadays are too realistic. I am so ugly, their first impression of me is still poor!
23. People who are determined to leave you. Even if you use chains, you can't tie them up, but I think you can try using gold chains, which may have unexpected effects!
When my parents were young, they owed a lot of money to others and always told them, "We will pay you back twice in the future." Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang.