Toilet couplets

Laughed a few couplets:

Shit falls into the pond, shaking all over the sky;

Pissed on the wall and drew half the country.

Smoke and shake the fan, and there will be a meeting in front of you;

Peeing and farting, thunderstorms under the legs.

Regardless of his virgins and virtuous women, they automatically undress here;

Be your hero. Keep your head down when you come in.

Pull a long face,

Be calm when you go.

Let him be a hero in the world, and you will be humble when you enter this door;

You, the great sage in heaven, break into this mansion, just bend your knees and bow down.

In a pit full of pits, in a valley full of valleys;

If you don't close the door at night, you won't answer the road.

Sitting for a while will relax your mind;

A moment's leisure makes you immortal.

It takes three steps to enter the door.

Come out for fun.

Pull a long face,

Be calm when you go.