1. You need to play at the peak of Barcelona.
2. Play when there is no contradiction in Barcelona.
3. Play when Miss is at her best.
You can't hang the ball into the penalty area.
You can't score from a long distance.
6. You can't defend the counterattack, you have to attack the whole team.
7. You can't suppress defense, but you should give Barcelona enough space to play.
8. You can't put an iron bucket array.
9. In your home court, you can't have a home whistle. The referee should be biased towards Barcelona. It's best to give the home team a red card from the beginning.
10. You can't have a tough guy like Xie Junzi, but let Barcelona's ball pass the midfield smoothly.
1 1. Mace has the ball. You can't have several defenders to intercept it. Let mace make a smooth shot.
12. Can't shovel Meisi.
13. Before you score, you should visit every player in Barcelona. It's best to go through two goalposts and kick the ball into the gate. This is the real level, otherwise Barcelona thought it was luck.
14. Your defender can't open his foot in his own restricted area.
15. You should allow the coach of Barcelona to communicate in the referee's room during the intermission.
16. It is necessary to know that at least half of the teams are domestic players, and the team with youth training as the backbone is eligible to win the championship.
17. Kick when the volcano is not erupting.
18. When Barcelona is unfortunately behind, you can quickly open all the dead balls and give Barcelona a chance to catch up.
19. You agree that the offside line should be decided by Barcelona fans. Barcelona fans can't see offside, which means there is no offside. All fans should pay attention to the beauty of goals.
20. You should play when all Barcelona players are satisfied with the grass on the field. Players or fans of other teams should not criticize Barcelona for being hard.
2 1. Barcelona fans have the final right to interpret the above rules, and all changes will be made without prior notice.
22. Be sure to abide by the above rules, or even if you accidentally win, Barcelona fans will call you invincible, lucky and shameless. Barcelona fans can always find reasons why you shouldn't win.
How to win Barcelona? (lineup/buyer/coach)
1. Your team should not spend a lot of money to buy any players you need.
2. When playing against Barcelona, the whole team must be young players, otherwise success can only depend on money.
Even if your team buys players with money, it can't win, otherwise Barcelona will think that your victory is bought with money.
Barca can spend money because it is the first team in Europe and the other teams are the second team in Europe, so they can't spend money.
Your team can't buy a famous hotel because it's a Barcelona patent.
6. Your team can't buy any defensive players, or Barcelona will think that your team has shown boring defensive football.
7. Barcelona can afford to buy a famous place, but winning only depends on its own strength.
8. Barcelona has a one-star system every year. If your team suddenly has many star players in a year, Barcelona will think your team is invincible.
9. Barcelona lost only because of an estimation error, so we can't criticize the team. In addition, Barcelona has other awards, which can also prove that Barcelona's team is strong.
10. In the game, if every player (including the goalkeeper) can score in the game against Barcelona, then your team must be successful.
1 1. Against Barcelona, the whole team must capture their lair. Playing defensive football goes against the original intention of football.
12. Before visiting the game, Barcelona players must fly. Taking the bus for too long will lead to the anxiety of Barcelona players, unable to concentrate on the game and the result of the game will not be accurate.
13. If your team spends more money than Barcelona this season, even if your team is better than Basallo, Barcelona will not agree.
14. If you want ko Barcelona to succeed, you must win your opponent in two rounds, otherwise even if Barcelona is eliminated, Pakistani fans will think you are invincible.
15. Before the Barcelona game, you must find out the details of the opposing team before you can play. If you don't find out clearly, you can't lose the game.
16. Unless the coach of your team can win six championships or more in the first season, you will never be as good as Godiona.
17. Other teams can't get the Europa League at a high price, which is a technical deficiency and deserved, but Barcelona's is.
18. Even if you successfully eliminated Barcelona, you are not qualified to win Barcelona if you fail to completely beat Barcelona all season.
How to win Barcelona? (fans)
1. No matter how we discuss it, Scar fans are always right.
If you are not a fan of Barcelona, you can't laugh at Barcelona.
3. Barcelona fans are selectively blind, so you can't discriminate against them.
Barcelona fans have a tendency to settle old scores, you must accept this.
Barcelona fans don't have double standards, but their standards are standards.
Barcelona fans think their team will never be defeated by K.O.
7. If any Barcelona fans comment, it is only a fake Barcelona fan.
8. The team you support must double-kill Barcelona, otherwise you will be considered as self-indulgence by Barcelona fans.
9. As long as you don't support Barcelona, you must be a Real Madrid fan (just like you are a fan).
10. Barcelona should join the World Cup, otherwise Pakistani fans will not think it is a football match.
1 1. Don't try to compare any team leader with Godiona, because only six-time champion Godiona deserves to be the strongest team leader.
12. It can't be considered that Barcelona players are bought with money, and the players bought back are players who volunteered to play in Barcelona.
13. The team you support must be better than the ground and win more championships than the six-time champion, otherwise Pakistani fans will think that dogs bark.