I used to be the annoying gnashing "other people's child" in the legend. All the way to the key middle school experimental class 9852 1 1 University, I found a reliable job and accepted the "praise" of other parents and relatives with a smile during the Chinese New Year holiday.
But this year, the tables have turned, and I am completely on the opposite side. As you know, I resigned last year and became a chef. The monthly salary is 1k, and the year-end bonus just issued is 200. 2 1 century, yes, you are right, I didn't write two zeros missing. I'm holding 200 yuan's red envelope, and I don't know whether to cry or laugh. I also want to send a "thank you boss" expression on WeChat.
If you are misunderstood by your relatives as a programmer who repairs computers and opens Internet cafes, you can at least get back a city in terms of income. A monthly salary of 10,000 to 20,000 plus a year of beetles can make people speechless.
And I, how to explain to every aunt that my salary is lower than their nanny? Besides, I'm 26 years old and I'm not ready to get married or even bring my boyfriend back for the New Year, which is even worse. I really want to turn them into fun, biubiubiu, and all three can disappear in one second! !
So, I saved all the pictures of Weibo, friends circle and Zhihu that suffocated my loved ones, memorized them, wrapped the indifferent expression of Xiao S on my face and practiced it many times, so that I could pre-empt others' car loans, mortgage their children's further education and employment, and finally end up smiling, which was perfect.
Last night, off-year family dinner. I regard it as a stress test before the war on New Year's Eve. I responded positively to those unexpected questions one by one. As a result, the atmosphere on the dining table was awkward to freezing point, and a good table seemed to lose its color instantly. Especially my parents, their faces are ugly, and they are the kind of lonely expressions that I can't bear to look at. After dinner, I was lucky enough to have another quarrel with my father.
As a result, Xiong Haizi grew up and became an annoying Xiong Haizi. This morning, my aunt suddenly asked me if I had read my father's physical examination report, and one of them was positive. I suddenly wondered and asked her what was going on.
She couldn't say it clearly, but she heard it from my mother. Then I called my parents at once, but I couldn't get through. At that second, I cried and continued to fight crazily. I sat there crying for two hours alone. I have a big brain hole, and I began to think that I should take them to travel to the island and eat delicious food immediately. I must not talk back to them, quarrel with them, oppose them and work elsewhere, so I will stay with them.
Finally got through, my mother said, it's nothing serious. Don't make a fuss. Hepatitis A and hepatitis B are positive, indicating that there are antibodies. I shouldn't have let you study liberal arts, daughter. Your IQ is a serious injury.
Well, I was relieved and scared myself just now. I kind of understand that my mother made a series of phone calls to me regardless of everything, and then I thought she was bored or hung up. Just like every time I have a bad attitude and quarrel with her, I will regret it. Because I turned and stepped into the security checkpoint of the airport or high-speed rail, I couldn't go home for half a year. One second he was aggressive, and the next he cried like a ghost, afraid to look back.