1. Zhang Wei: The doctor said that my blood sugar is a little low and I can't stimulate it. Let's talk about it first
Yifei: Wait a minute, Zhang Wei. We have prepared a birthday party for you, and we want to give you a surprise.
Zhang Wei: Then why did you tell me?
Yifei: Who knew you couldn't stand the excitement now? What should I do if I am scared to death?
2. Lisa: The Dance Forest Congress just issued a temporary notice to cancel a group of qualifications. Congratulations, you won the lottery! Their list is arranged in alphabetical order, and your surname is Zeng, which comes last.
3. Zi Qiao: On which planet did you donate blood this birthday?
4. Zhang Wei's wish list: first, I want to save enough down payment for buying a house; Second, I want to marry a woman; Third, I want to persuade her to pay the mortgage with me; fourth ...
5. Xiaoxian: Zhang Wei, if you have time to learn Feng Shui, you will make up for your regret that you can't afford a house after you die.
Guangu: You can also buy containers to live in. It is very popular now.
6. Yumo: What! I'm 28! Can I blow out the candles and still be 27 years old?
7. Mo Yu: I don't run, whoever likes to run.
Zi Qiao: It's not up to you, but you can choose, run wild or run naked!
Mo Yu: That's you men, but women are different. Thirty, it's drooping!
Zi Qiao (looking at his chest): I think it's quite good.
Yumo: Who said that? I said that the trajectory of life is drooping.
9. Youyou: Stop joking. I draw better pictures with my stomach.
10. Yifei: It's amazing. Such a small island has a place to bury this thing for you.
1 1. Yumo: I'm allergic to time.
12. Zi Qiao: Just like picking up girls, this is a great undertaking that never ends.
13. Xiaoxian: You can live in this city, but are you afraid that you can't survive in the wild? !
14. Xiaoxian: I am pursuing my dream before the age of 30, so close to me!
Yifei: Will you get pregnant before the age of 30?
Fairy: Of course not. I'm going to be a millionaire.
Yifei: I still think you are more likely to get pregnant. The amniotic fluid is almost pouring into your brain.
15. Yifei: Even if you can't create wealth, it should be no problem to create some firewood.
16. Yifei: This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction. Put on your helmet.
17. Youyou: Will there be Sina in fifty years?
Yifei: Don't you just search on Baidu then?
18. Youyou: I'm afraid there is no optical drive to watch. Do you think blue light has been popularized for a long time, and Sima Guang, the red light and white light, has not come out yet? I have to go to the museum to watch DVD.
19. Zhang Wei: As a lawyer, I solemnly declare that Mr. Party A and Party B ... (pushed down by quilt Joe)
Zi Qiao: Let you be a witness, there are not so many lines!
Yumo: Hook, that's settled! Talk big, but you will grow fangs.
Zi Qiao: Wait, let me show you my swordsmanship and charm!
20. Zi Qiao: Next task, buy a pair of Adi Wang sneakers? !
Zhang Wei: Do you know where to sell this brand?
Zi Qiao: Just add it ... Thundershower QQ group.
2 1. Zi Qiao: Guan Gu, do you think my head looks like a cow?
Guan Gu: Yes, yes.
22. Yifei: I said yes if, which is a rhetorical device to show my humanitarian support for you.
23. Youyou: I refuse to be on the same screen with you.
24. Yifei: Well, after Guan Gu and You You get on well, they will always quarrel. In order not to hurt their feelings, they have such an express stipulation that they can bring it up temporarily as long as both sides want, and then make up, and quarrel again next time when they are free, even for a few weeks.
25. Moderator: Question: What is the name of Big Big Wolf's wife in the cartoon Happy and Big Big Wolf?
A red taro b red sun c red Haier d red jinbao
26. Moderator: This is unbelievable. Ceng Xiaoxian decisively pressed the help button from the beginning.
Fairy: No, I choose a Hongtaro.
Moderator: If you want to choose A, just tell me directly!
27. Guan Gu: Why did he choose A? Red taro is obviously the name of a Japanese man.
28. Fairy: This tastes really good. This is the best cement I have ever eaten.
29. Xiaoxian: I think that sleeping day was invented by a group of people selling mattresses, and that living day must have been made by those real estates. Now it's another love tooth day. How can ordinary people remember to stay for so many days without a holiday!