If there were only women in the world, would you spare no effort to dress yourself up?

1, at ten o'clock in the evening, my wife on a business trip called. The following is the dialogue! Daughter-in-law: Where are you? I'm at home. Daughter-in-law: Really at home? Didn't go out fooling around? Me: Are you sick again? I'm not at home. Where is it? Daughter-in-law: well, go to the middle door of the refrigerator and look in the third compartment ... I went to have a look and there was a photo of us. Tell her. Daughter-in-law: Yes. So you're at home. Go to bed early.

I often go to the noodle restaurant near my company for lunch. The waiter there was very happy to see me. I don't know why, but I can't help asking today. The waiter said, if every customer eats as cleanly as you do, it will be much easier for me to wash the dishes in a moment!

3. Make a measuring mark outside. Sit on the protective squat on the side of the road and rest. A security guard ran over and said that their boss wouldn't let us sit here, which affected their feng shui. . Nani? Shit, I'm sitting on the road, not your shop. Then ask what we do and why we are sitting here. I replied directly: Didn't your boss say he was afraid of affecting Feng Shui? That's why we are here to change Feng Shui for you. You're welcome. I'm a red scarf.

It's summer, and all women who love beauty are losing weight. A colleague said that in order to make himself eat less, he should meditate before every meal: I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry … Another colleague said: You can't do that! I always say "I won't get fat, I won't get fat ... hahahahahahaha" when eating. They are all talents.

My husband is driving. I was playing with my mobile phone in the car and suddenly called my name. As soon as I looked up, I saw my husband looking serious. Honey, if I am bald one day, will you still love me? Honey, you think too much. Do n't wait I don't love you at all. It's ridiculous to watch my husband's arrogance ~ ~ ~