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217 Comments on Funny Words
1. Loneliness means that when someone is talking, no one is listening; When someone is listening, you have nothing to say!
2. I want to be your heart in my next life, and I won't jump if it annoys me.
3. No matter how ugly the iPhone he gave him or the color of the Ferrari he gave him, what does it matter if he really loves each other? !
4. We tried on the bed, on the chair, on the sofa, in the kitchen, and even outside the security door, but it didn't help, and we couldn't connect to the next-door neighbor's Wi-Fi.
5. I used to hate people who were late and left early, but now I like to be late and leave early. Daquan
6. At our age, we must wear a safety helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise, we will be recognized by students driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.
7. One of the reasons why I hate going to school is that I can't take a dump happily.
8. When I came home that day, I rode very fast in the alley. An uncle came across and rode very fast, and he was about to hit it. My uncle shouted: You left me right? . That day, we lay on the ground for a long time.
9. You know that even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, the company will still count you as late.
1. I bought a pair of Nike online, and the manufacturer promised to take a vacation and lose three. I received the goods yesterday. I opened it and saw four pairs of shoes.
11. ? What is it like to be possessive? I can only smell her fart?
12. If you delete someone, add him, delete him, and add him, then you must be quite free.
13. I once said at a high temperature of 4 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, and I didn't understand: a beautiful promise is too young.
14. Praise is really a very cold expression. Without giving the other party any chance to reply, I just silently tell others: I have read it!
15. let's break up, Mr. summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because: the cruel and overbearing Mr. Kai Xue wants to be good to me.
16. I've been single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.
17. God will certainly forgive me, because that is his profession.
18. Juliet, let's go home by another way, shall we? Hum! You're scared, aren't you? Retreat and retreat! Let's not retreat, okay?
19. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, nor love and ignorance, but the distance between the bed and the bed in winter.
2. Your charming eyes make me intoxicated; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me. 1. My cousin and I were the only people at home that day. Her posture in bed was very attractive. I went to the bed. Her body odor filled my nose. I pinched her thigh. She looked at me doubtfully. Then I pulled off her pants. She seemed to understand what started to cry. Finally, she lost her strength, didn't resist, just cried. I succeeded.
2. The best love is to feel that the other person is like a pig, but still afraid that he will be taken away by others.
3. Don't envy your friends who have more steps than you. They haven't gone far, but their legs are short.
4. The math teacher at noon is Yu Wentian. One day, a classmate called him Mr. Yu. It is estimated that this product didn't know there was another thing called compound surname. Embarrassed, the teacher said, My surname is Yuwen. Just call me Mr. Yuwen. The classmate paused for a second and said, but you are a math teacher!
5. ? I have a room waiting for you? Are you kidding? Really, they say you're good at it. I want to try it, right? Where are you? Happy Landlord Telecom Zone 1 Room Table?
6. Xiaoming was playing with a magnet in class, and the class teacher saw him. The class teacher stepped down from the podium to confiscate it. As soon as she reached out, the whole magnet was attracted to her gold ring? On her gold ring? On her gold ring?
7. The lovely me was replaced by a more lovely me ~
8. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I listen so stupid on the other end of the phone.
9. Part I: Love, love and sincerity. The bottom line: wooden money, wooden car, wooden house. Horizontal batch: born bachelor.
1. I quarreled with my girlfriend and threatened to wait and see. Now I have watched each other for more than ten miles. Comments on 217 tell me funny words
1. Have you ever tried to hold on until the person you like said good night, and then fell asleep as soon as the phone was dumped
2. I also want someone to tell me a lot of words to take care of myself before I go to bed, and finally don't forget to say good night.
3. Good night without a warm reply
4. We are no longer related, but we are still used to waiting until late at night, just want to hear your good night.
5. Baby, don't wait. Go to sleep. It's not worth it to burn yourself for a good night.
6. No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. I really can't sleep.
7. camels give birth to donkeys, which is a strange kind. You have to study the three cardinal principles and the five permanent members when you were a child, and behave yourself.
8. I saw an international news today. A man walked into a convenience store in Louisiana. He took out a dollar bill and asked for change.
9. When I was a child, I lived in a rural primary school. One day, a rural woman dressed in rustic clothes stood at the door of the classroom. The teacher asked her who she was looking for, and she said to send Erwa a few kilograms of rice. The teacher turned around and asked? Who is Erwa? The classroom is extremely quiet. The teacher said angrily. Dogs don't think their families are poor, and children don't think their mothers are ugly! ? And? The headmaster stood up and walked out of the classroom to take the rice. . .
1. Suddenly, I feel that "Happy Meal" is very similar to The Journey to the West. Every episode is caught, and then it will definitely not be eaten.
11. An arrow-like shower hit the window glass, and a series of winding water marks flowed out from top to bottom.
12. if you have time to learn feng shui, occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a good house before your death.
13. I just want to let go of all my burdens and get close to you wholeheartedly. Can I start over?
14. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays dumb to the end.
15. In order to pretend to be a local tyrant, I specially bought a pair of silver chopsticks to eat in the canteen. Who knows, the chopsticks turned black after one dish!
16. Grandpa said: In our time, when we met a problem that we couldn't solve, we wrote Long Live Chairman Mao. No one dares to cross
17. Without money, I can make friends. Without friends, I can find someone else. Hehe, actually, I don't lack anything.
18. After you left, I didn't know the answer at the latest. Do you know how lost my heart is?
19. It's out of date to want to play on Tanabata. It's good to fight against each other, and to take a mistress with me.