Teach me how to stand still,
But I only learned
-Run away.
God gave me a straight back,
Teach me how to persevere,
But I only learned
-Show off.
God gave me a pair of hands,
Teach me how to create,
But I only learned
-Begging.
God gave me a pair of eyes,
Teach me how to find the answer,
But I only learned
-Just a quick glance.
God gave me a brain,
Teach me how to think,
But I only learned
-Sleep.
God gave me a mouth,
Teach me how to shout slogans,
But I only learned
-Interesting.
God finally got angry,
Say:
Why are you holding what I gave you?
Always fooling around, always funny, always learning badly!
I finally got angry,
Say:
Why did you steal my ribs?
Why can't you catch women running around?
God shook his whole body violently,
-Faint ...
Apples are sweet and crisp.
The price is not expensive either.
Just eating and chewing.
Really tired ......
Computers are disappointing.
Piss you off alive
If you're not worried.
Turn it off. ...
Bush: There are ways to bully Ia.
Tell me where you like it.
Bin Laden: Annan doesn't care.
Saddam Hussein: Black Whistle
Bush: Sitting on Air Force One.
Blair: I am beautiful in my heart. Smile.
Bin Laden: Is the presidential election coming?
Saddam Hussein: Count the votes.
Bush: There's been a lot of trouble recently.
Blair: Biological weapons are hard to find.
Bin Laden: I heard that it will take a hundred years.
Saddam Hussein: I'd rather
Bush: Bin Laden's crime has been condemned by the whole world.
Blair: Dare to provoke the United States and Britain?
Bin Laden: Heroes don't eat short-term losses.
Saddam Hussein: I run
Bush: American and British imperialism are good.
Blair: Never stop fooling around.
Bin Laden: Slice the two of you.
Saddam Hussein: I bake.
Bush: The poker chase didn't see the king.
Blair: Help hunt down bin Laden.
Bin Laden: Enjoy the blessings in the deep mountains and deserts.
Saddam Hussein: Hide.
Campus life "three sentences and a half"
At this point, the program was only a paragraph, and the four of us stood on the stage beating gongs and drums, making matters worse.
I don't have much experience when I first came on stage. Welcome everyone to give me guidance. Whatever you say, don't run.
I'm not good at writing and acting, so please give me more applause.
Idle and boring, talking nonsense, campus chores are really chaotic, and the wonders are different. Don't marvel, please see.
I woke up before dawn and felt itchy in my mouth.
After dinner, there are ten minutes left to pack your schoolbag and go. Pedestrians on the road are speeding.
It was beautiful all the way. Everyone is beautiful and smart. I will see my sister-in-law in two months.
College classes are tasteless. What can I do by chatting and dozing off and doing my homework?
Finally, the class was over, and I got rid of the canteen. Less meat, more tigers. I am so hungry that I can't see the pot.
Eating in the canteen is really tiring. The service attitude of the underworld is as black as a steamed bread.
Going back to the dormitory to play games, I met a difficult brother, a difficult brother. The more you talk, the more you play.
There are rows of sweaty people standing outside the computer room, and it is difficult to get off the line before the wheel.
Finding a place for self-study, coming early and leaving late, occupying a seat, is always very tired. It's precious to meet an empty seat.
The classroom lights are not on, and there is no place to occupy a seat. It is difficult to go to the new campus next year.
There is no place to sit in the garden at night. There are many lovers under the moon, and none of the girls belong to me.
I hope the subsidy will be paid early, otherwise there will be no money to spend. It is better to withdraw money illegally.
Eating, drinking and having fun are expensive. You can only taste wine and vegetables. A dozen campus hotels are too dark.
Three people wear a pair of pants in the dormitory to achieve big production until the time of washing, so move quickly.
Teachers work hard, and teaching and educating people is tiring. Which exam did they fail in?
It's really difficult to get employment now, and there is still a good way out for the development of the western region.
It says a lot about right and wrong on campus. After that, what does the campus say about society?
There is something wrong with the liver. Cut your stomach open. Killing people in a hospital is not illegal. Don't pay the fee while carrying the body.
There are many accidents in coal mine production, and the lives of workers are very dangerous. More than one hundred people have died recently. It's a tragedy.
The sports situation in China is good, but the football skills are not high. The national security strike football association is called funny
Who will fight for hegemony in the American election? Donkeys and elephants can fight. As soon as bin Laden stepped on it, it all died.
A small country is insatiable, clamoring to pay homage to the East China Sea Shrine, causing controversy in Japan.
Politics in Taiwan Province Province is really difficult. It depends on the face of America. It seems that young ladies are cheap in front of rich people.
A-bian Taiwan independence's nonsense is supported by the United States and Japan, whether it is war or unified look at leader Tao Jin
The artillery battle in the Middle East continues, and the United States has stepped in to brag about the freedom of oil.
Everyone has worked hard to prepare for tonight's party, and there are still good programs to return.
Walking in the street
Look at beautiful women
Here comes the sprinkler.
flee；escape ...
Entering the forum for the first time
see things in a blur
Online all day
talk nonsense ......
Fascinated by chatting.
Forget everything
Think it over
For what? ...
Since the advent of the internet.
I'm busy.
Always worried
Afraid of falling off the net ....
Go online at work.
The leader came to inspect the post.
Flustered, busy.
speed change ....
Travel all over the internet
Look back again.
Good horse and good saddle
Ride well
office automation
Let me make great progress.
You can't do it without learning.
Fear of aging .....
What three and a half good sentences.
This is about experience.
Blindly bubble nets in the future
He's an idiot ........
New Enshi forum
a little busy recently
Netizens go into battle together
turn ...
Enshi news network
Haolanglang
See three sentences and a half
Want to sing. . .
A thousand miles is predestined.
Forum on Family Affairs and National Capital
Never met, never really met.
China net link settlement company
New Enshi forum
Pull the bomb at right angles.
Proud and proud.
Crazy apartment
Good online dating talk.
Looking for the little one.
Anyway, we haven't met.
manufacture
I'm not free today
There will be firewood cutting tomorrow.
Come to my little sister's house the day after tomorrow.
Come on.
Say the same question eight times, and it's still wrong. My stomach cramps. It's really hot.
Weak schools, how can they remain weak and work wholeheartedly?
I don't usually work hard. Grasp the scalp and look at the face in the senior high school entrance examination. It is really green.
Before the new year, former students sent new year cards, and the spring breeze was so sweet.
Teachers who are not tired of asking questions and teachers who can't get down, as long as you learn, you will really teach.
Boys and girls are obsessed with boys and girls, and the senior high school entrance examination is just around the corner. It is urgent.
The street vendor blocked the door, and the students spent money without blinking. This is a land of feng shui. Really busy.
Safety education is talked about every day, always thinking that every family has one. It was really scary.
The meeting in the morning lasted only half an hour, and I squatted down pale and fragile. It's really charming.
I am in my fifties and go to bed before eight o'clock. I am really tired of reading newspapers.
It's really sour to leave this three-foot platform after teaching for more than 30 years.
Concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, nothing to do. Look at the sky, it's so blue.
The gap between schools is a fact for many reasons. It's all my fault? That's weird.
Session after session, a few white hairs become one piece, and life is short and fast.
It is understandable that students are naughty, parents are arrogant, teachers are panicked, tears are streaming down their faces, and they really cry.
Any school is the same. Art teachers don't talk about "beauty", and the door is open. It's a mess
After graduation, all the students who can say hello to the teacher are good students. I'm not talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth.
The colder the weather, the bigger the naughty students open the window and stand out from the crowd. It's really cool.
The newly-built teaching building is bright, so don't be busy if you want to swallow our school. Honestly, it's crazy.
Too many bad students sue you and too many good students sue you. It's really annoying to be in a dilemma
Teachers' meeting reported scores, and several families were happy and worried, letting them "drink medicine." It is really bitter.
How to draw campus comics? It's really stupid to forget Rodin's sentence, "Beauty lies in discovery".
I'm going to "complain" tonight, with nine advantages and one hope. The art of talking is really unique.
Students can't read foreign languages, and teachers can't read his computer books. This is very interesting.
The headmaster has a teacher in his heart, and the teacher has a student in his heart. "Love the whole world" is true.
The headmaster has only been gone for three days, and the teacher is just like a student leaving the head teacher. It's so cool.
Who said that the new official took office with three fires? The headmaster has never let go of "fire" in recent years, and it is really prosperous.
The music teacher is quite confused, and all the students sing better than me. Self-study without a teacher is really "ok".
The better the class, the more energetic it is, and the more chaotic it is, the more annoying it is. No, class is really slow.
Evening program "Three Sentences and a Half"
1, beating gongs and drums for the Spring Festival, the four of us stood on the stage and said three and a half sentences.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I will pay a New Year call to you. Whatever you say, don't run!
The company is in a good situation this year and has signed many contracts. The task of the whole year has been completed ahead of schedule, making money.
4. First, relying on national policies, there are many construction projects, and infrastructure is being built all over the country, which is very good.
Secondly, relying on salesmen and spare no effort in publicity, XX Company is a household name.
6. Despite the difficulties in the market, the salespeople are all macho men, and they have tried their best to promote products and sign bills.
7. The hero is the first to push XXX, and the child is smart and witty, and it is an example to complete 3 million in the whole year.
8, in fact, XX is not bad, but I dare not tell the truth. Everyone knows why. I'm afraid my wife will get a commission.
9. Everyone in the company is not simple. They work day and night. Why do they work so hard to make money?
10 technology department, indispensable, carefully designed and made contributions, but also engaged in coal gasification, very busy.
1 1, the production department, is very hard and often works overtime. No one complained after working for two days.
12, the quality inspection is not satisfactory, quality products are delivered every day, just be busy running upstairs and downstairs.
13, finance department, not simple. It is hard to say how much tens of thousands of income will be increased this year.
14, there are many administrative affairs, and the interests are mobilized to evaluate the credit. Everything is for the good of the company, don't be exhausted.
15, logistics supply is trivial, so don't say it doesn't matter, every effort is precious and not tiring.
16, after-sales service is hard, I am away all the year round, working with my wife inside and outside, and don't change my mind.
17, the company cooperates tacitly from top to bottom, makes democratic decisions, is diligent in thinking, and does things well without relying on brute force or brains.
18, Hello, shareholders, take time to give more guidance and be as grateful as Jiang Tao and BBK.
19, everyone here, listen to me, sincere wishes come to mind. A good life is sweeter than honey, so give more lucky money.
20. All the best, gentlemen. Make a fortune when you go out, and get the prize in the gift bag, especially the soap.
2 1, the lady is healthy, slim and beautiful as treasure, with sweet love, good husband and coquetry.
22. Great changes will take place in the company next year, and reform and innovation will be realized. Samsung's tomorrow will be even more brilliant.
23, the year-end bonus of 10,000 people, plus three and a half boxes of Maotai, I will be the manager, not counting.
24. Let's get together today, wash away one year's hardships and tiredness, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and self-confidence.
For today's get-together, all the staff are ready and the wonderful programs are arranged, so we retreat.
Zang Yanlong wrote three and a half sentences "Anti-Japanese hero Bao Sanniang"
The gongs and drums are loud. Let me tell the story of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression.
Be careful not to get distracted,
_ _ _ _ Say it.
The artillery fire in the Lugouqiao Incident,
Battlefield have been set up all over the country.
The Japanese invaded,
_ _ black heart. (Ga)
Japan is too wild,
Burning and looting are everywhere.
Rape, rape and plunder are inhuman,
_ _ is a bad wolf.
The national crisis has been faced,
The Japanese army is wild and violent.
The whole country is angry,
-Fight.
Japanese, don't be crazy,
Your foreign life is not long.
The people of China are determined,
_ _ Punish the wolf.
Xu Yi has Bao San Niang,
Follow the * * * production party wholeheartedly.
Often send messages to the anti-Japanese,
_ _ Busy.
Patriot hero Bao Niang
Author: Zang Yanlong
Ever since I became an intelligence agent,
March day and night.
This information is sent to the contact point,
_ _ Dian Mu.
Intelligence of the armed forces,
There are ambushes on both sides of the road.
The devil was beaten to flee everywhere,
_ _ whine.
The devil panicked when he was suffering.
Catch people everywhere and cast nets everywhere.
Asshole leader, traitor,
_ _ Wang Baochang.
The Japanese arrested Bao Sanniang,
San Niang is in no hurry.
How heroic it is to take risks.
_ _ Full of energy.
Demons are hard and soft,
Kill if you want, and cut if you want.
Force my third mother to pay someone.
_ _ impossible.
On the first night of the seventh lunar month,
It's gloomy under Tiantai Mountain.
A bunch of demons with knives,
_ _ is not human.
Small Japan with a human face and a beast's heart,
It's bold to raise the butcher knife.
Sanniang laughed at the execution ground,
_ _ Dedicated.
In order to get rid of the Japanese,
San Niang died heroically.
Only 33 years old,
_ _ Youth.
A strong and unyielding heroine,
Blood was widely celebrated on the roof.
Her name and spirit,
_ _ Pass it on to future generations.
The anti-Japanese story is different.
Members of the Children's League are among them.
It is raining in Zhang Ga.
Heroes.
Sixty years after the victory of the Anti-Japanese War,
Remember that the hero is in your heart.
Enriching the country and strengthening the people,
_ _ Go ahead.
Study hard, study hard,
Determined to report to the national exhibition.
Strive to build modernization,
_ _ Grow up quickly.
1 1 building
Cheyouhui three sentences and a half lines
Performer: Little Star Fat Cat Wei G Big Brother Li
Good evening, friends. Welcome to the barbecue. No matter what, don't run!
Before I go to the stage, I would like to say that there will be many happy events for riders in three years, and their hearts will be warm. Let's take it off!
Let's talk a little, big and small, shout when you come, donate!
Our anniversary is so lively that the whole country knows it. If you want to ask why, it's a good job.
Li Xia 2000 is the best, and everyone in Echo Camp praises it. What do Hong Kong and Macao compatriots say? Wow!
It is not easy to raise funds. It's up to you to make suggestions. All donations will be received at the end of the year. Go ahead.
Red flags float in Jinggangshan, and Maoershan people laugh. Next year's activities will be more exciting, keep coming!
President, it's really hard. I can't count the efforts and money. Who is the president? Atu
There are many activities in echo camp. When you are old, you should take care of it. Don't worry!
The handsome guy in Echo Camp is laughing and busy picking up girls after work. The Tian Jian brothers have achieved results. Xiao Xiong, stop it!
Kittens, lazy cats, robot cats, thin people and beautiful women. There is only one exception: fat cat!
There are many people in Nanshan, and Thursday is not idle. Total War Nanshan 1 DX: Brother Xing!
Futian members of Luohu are handsome and drive chubby to buy food. Playing ball, eating and drinking, corruption!
Bao 'an has a big brother, Li, who told a legend to Datang. A blue dragonfly is coming, ignore it!
The scenery of Longgang Yantian is beautiful, which makes your DX run and break your leg. Come to entertainment without a garden: charge!
There is an old sharpie in Nanshan who travels all over the country to shoot PP, and others can only watch it. Hurry up!
Xiaoyaojin, DX Futian, got a promotion and a raise. Property management. He's the boss? Who believes it?
There is also a knight who is addicted to tractors. Are you going to buy him a drink? No way!
Rongjiang DX is a tough guy, and he is famous in the Jianghu. Who dares to disobey him? Stab you!
The winning magpies are a couple, and their favorite song is the fairy couple. Let them sing a song later? All right!
Qian Shan is always in love, and talented women love echo camps. Who is the best among many talented women? Ziying!
Shenzhen subway is about to open to traffic, and the effort is Wei G. In the future, public transportation will be more convenient. Sell cars!
Niu Ge is a good comrade, who works hard and has good quality. Niu Ge, drink more tonight? Nothing, nothing!
People who travel all over the castle peak are not old, and wolves are hard to say old. The kitten takes off her shoes when she comes home: wash her feet!
Follow Brother Shui's footsteps and hold FB's hand tightly. Draw rats on the plane, look!
Today, the camp is full of joy, and the four of us are on stage. Who wants to disobey us, you!
The teacher's three sentences and a half
Get up early and get greedy every day,
Chasing cocks early and thieves late,
Take it all on Sunday and Sunday,
Really tired! ! ! ! !
"Teachers often talk about dedication,
Don't always look at money. "
The leader shouted every day when he spoke.
Asshole! ! ! ! !
The state government has applied for lectures many times.
Don't make up lessons for special performances.
Say whatever you want and do whatever you want.
Fantasy! ! ! ! !
You must evaluate the working relationship.
You want to jump ship and give a big gift.
The hardest thing is female compatriots.
Send yourself! ! ! !
When you become an official, your tail becomes warped.
You want all the wine, wine and wealth.
Now put on a pair of silver bracelets.
Pull it down! ! ! ! ! !
The teachers in the city are all in the sky.
Teachers in the countryside are on the farm.
Work hard in obscurity
Food and clothing! ! ! ! ! !
Year-end assessment and evaluation
When will the teacher fight stop?
You refuse to accept me, and I refuse to accept you.
Awkward! ! ! ! ! !