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King Adi-the mystery of "shoes" in the universe.

Legend has it that where the universe was formed, the earth was in chaos. As long as the seven beasts (wind, rain, thunder, electricity, fire, earth and water unicorn) gather in the Central Plains, they will open up natural signs such as mountains and rivers and geomantic omen. Before 65.438+0.2 billion BC, the seven beasts of prey disappeared unintentionally, which is roughly recorded in history. At noon 65.438+0.2 billion years ago BC, a missile attack suddenly came from the depths of the universe, and seven beasts died to protect the earth. The spaceship arrived at the earth. Because the earth is a hard stone, countless ships have been destroyed. The last one to reach the earth was the legendary "King Adi". After King Adi came to earth, he fought bloody battles with the Seven Beasts for ten years, and the Seven Beasts were finally defeated by King Adi's persistence. The shoes worn by Adi Wang (called boots at that time) could not be used at all because the environment of the earth did not adapt. At this time, in order to adapt to the growth on the earth, King Adi cut off the skins and organs of the seven beasts and made seven pairs of shoes, named "King Adi". Although King Adi can live forever in other universes, he is the most fragile on earth. When King Adi died, seven pairs of "King Adi's shoes" also ended on the earth, which is still unknown.

Teleportation 500 million years ago BC, the orcs found the body of King Adi, still intact, without any signs of decay, more like a living person sleeping. The orcs saw the beautiful shoes handed down by King Adi and took them off. As soon as the shoes were taken off, Adi Wang's body instantly turned into a pile of bones. It turns out that Adi Wang didn't rot, all because of Adi Wang's shoes. Because Adi King's shoes combine the spirituality of the seven beasts, Adi King certainly left seven pairs of shoes (ocean, iceberg, fire, etc.) in different places on seven continents. ). Every pair of soles of Adi King shoes says "Gather seven pairs of Adi King shoes and wake up seven beasts". At that time, the orcs didn't understand the alien language, so they put on their shoes and ran to the finish line. And brought him countless disasters, and finally died of shoes. Because the imagination of "Adi King Shoes" aristocrats is not worn by ordinary people on earth. This is what King Adi said.

According to the historical records of World War II, Japanese fighter planes bombed Chinese mainland. A pair of shoes was blown up from somewhere in the mainland, which I have never seen. But it looks brand new. After that, it was picked up by an old man, but it was immediately killed by Japanese fighters flying from the sky, and even the shoes were gone. Why is this? Because the old man is not a symbol of aristocratic status. After that, Adi Wang's shoes split in two, and one drifted to the Pacific Ocean with the flood. One landed on the mainland. This shoe, which drifted to the Pacific Ocean, was found by a wealthy businessman and brought back to America. According to the appearance of Adi Wang's shoes, the shoes were made and named "Adidas". Because the words written on Adi Wang's original shoes can be clearly seen on Adi Wang's words, and the word "Adi Wang" can also be clearly seen. The wealthy businessman named "Das" was named "Adidas". The former King Adi landed on the mainland and was discovered by archaeologists in China in Wenchuan, Sichuan in 2008. He was unearthed and brought back to the museum. Then there was a big earthquake in Sichuan in history. This is the mystery of King Adi. After the research of archaeologists, I finally understood the word "Adi King" written on the shoes, so Adi King made in China is the original aristocratic shoes, which has been recognized as priceless aristocratic symbol shoes by the World Trade Organization.

"Adi Wang" shoes will last for an hour, and everyone knows that everyone is invalid. To this end, Bill, the richest man in the world, once thought about buying back this shoe in China, but it was rejected by the World Trade Organization. Reason: Although Bill is rich, he is not an aristocrat. Worried that wearing Queen Adi would bring disaster to America.

According to archaeologists, the original accessories of Adi Wang shoes are as follows: the shoes are made of animal skins and the soles are made of animal bones; Shoelaces are made of the beards of beasts; The heel is made of the heart of a god beast; The patterns on the shoes are all made of the blood vessels of god beasts; The connecting line on the shoes is made of the hair of a god beast.