This is a small county town. If you fart in the east of the county seat, the trees in the west will sway for a long time. A table of strangers can't say three words, but they can also get involved with someone everyone knows. The fourth sentence will say together: D County is really small!
I am a Feng Shui master in the county. Although the county seat is small and there are many peers, most of them set up stalls in front of the temple to make a living.
As for me, I drink tea and wine at home every day, and I have nothing to water flowers and raise fish. A few friends help me make a name for myself outside. After a long time, I am a little older than those professional gentlemen.
Compared with their professionals, I am much younger, and I don't like wearing those robes, which is despised by many people who come to see me for the first time.
But I don't care, those charlatans will always be exposed, and gold will always shine.
Such a thought, the pressure in my heart is also much smaller.
1
"Excuse me, is this Master Chen's house?" A girl stood timidly at the door.
Girls should be one or two years younger than me. It may not be appropriate to call her a girl, but she does look like a little girl.
"Is Master Chen at home?"
She saw me, answered the door and asked again.
"Excuse me, are you looking for Master Chen to see Feng Shui?"
I asked.
"yes! My friend recommended me to come. Recently, I want to build a wing at home, so I came to ask Master Chen to help me. "
She answered me.
"oh! I am! "
I told her.
"Hey? So young? "
She looked me up and down suspiciously and said.
I smiled, noncommittally. Turn around and continue to serve my plants.
"Then I walked first! Contact again! "
She just turned out of the door to say goodbye to me.
I laughed. It's not the first time.
But I still can't figure out who stipulates that feng shui masters must be old.
Three days later, I was practicing calligraphy in the study. No sooner had I dipped in ink than the cell phone on the desk rang. The sudden sound scared me to write a horizontal character in the sky.
"Look at this memory and forget to mute it again."
I said to myself and picked up the phone.
It is a friend of mine.
"Wait at home! I'll pick you up at your house right away! "
The phone hung up before I could speak.
Then there was a quick knock at the door.
"I'll go!"
This is too fast. I quickly put down my writing brush and trotted to open the door.
My friend came in with a belly, holding my hand and not breathing.
"Quick, come with me to see a lively event." I didn't resist, so he pulled me out.
"I'm not going!" It took a lot of effort to get rid of his hand. I stared at him while cutting and said angrily.
"Two days ago, I introduced a person to come here looking for you to help her see the house. When she found you, she called me and said you didn't look like Feng Shui. In private, she found another master. Go and have a look. Winning fame will be great! "
He talked for a long time and didn't stop. I was worried about him.
His surname is Li, the second child. At that time, he thought it inappropriate to call him Li, so he called him Li Dadu.
"There are mountains outside the mountains, behind the scenes. What if I lose? "
I rubbed his pinched hand and asked him.
"self-confidence! What about your confidence? "
"Let's go, let's go, she called me and told me to go. I'll pick you up halfway, and it may be too late if I'm late! "
He dragged me over again.
"Good good, I'll go! But let's talk about it first! I won't say anything when I get there! "
I'll talk to him first, then he won't complain about my silence.
"I know, the rules, don't talk until you see the money!"
He told me impatiently and dragged me out of the door like flying.
Alas, these laity really think I'm in the money eye?
However, this rule really exists. Feng Shui master's help in seeing Feng Shui is tantamount to helping people change their luck in the face of fate. He has taken considerable risks. So it's understandable to collect some money. Because receiving money is not the secret of Feng Shui master's talkativeness, but the entrustment of the people to repair luck, and the responsibility is of course even smaller.
Some people think that if they have a good relationship with feng shui masters, they will not give red envelopes or give them away one by one. They think they are getting cheaper and cheaper. In fact, it is also a wrong idea to show it to you for nothing. Not only can't you guarantee that everything will go smoothly, on the contrary, there will be more disasters waiting for you.
Ok, let's not talk about this for the time being, lest others say that I only recognize money.
While speaking, I have arrived at the home of the gold master (Feng Shui master called the customer the gold master, because before the money was given, people were still the owners of the money), and Li Da drove very fast.
When the little girl saw Li Dadu leading me in, she nodded politely to me, then walked to a corner with a big belly and whispered something.
After a while, I saw Li Dadu patting his chest and making a bag. "Don't worry, he just came to play with me and will never get involved!"
I smiled and found a place to bask in the sun in the corner. I copied my hand into my sleeve, completely like a gesture of farming in the country.
Later, Li came over with a big belly and leaned a little behind me.
"Has it started?" I asked him.
Because she is the only one in the yard.
"No, her father went to pick up the Feng Shui master."
Li Dadu revealed to me.
"Oh!" I nodded my head.
"They all believe it! His father is back! "
At some point, his stomach pointed.
"Hello, uncle!" Belly grinning to meet up.
"coming!" After greeting the fat man, he still nodded politely at me.
Then look back at the door and come in.
I know this man, Lao Zhao, who often stands at the gate of the Big Buddha Temple to tell fortune. I didn't know he used to watch Feng Shui.
He doesn't know me. I always keep a low profile.
He was walking around the yard when I glanced around.
This is a typical northern small courtyard. According to the three essentials of Yang Zhai, it is a Xun Gate, the southeast is the gate, and the last thing to do is that the northwest is the living room, which is the owner of Xun Gate. Because the position is gold, Xunmen belongs to wood, and Jinyang overcomes the shady wood, women will have a headache if they live for a long time, but they live for a long time. But there's nothing wrong with the yard. Kun's toilet is high and he has committed the disaster of five ghosts. It is also because of the locust tree at the door that he can be safe.
Lao Zhao walked around the yard and put a compass in the middle of the yard, but in the end he didn't tell me why.
Finally, he set his eyes on the locust tree that has been at the door for more than a hundred years.
"There is something wrong with this tree!" Lao Zhao said firmly.
"Xiao Li, I'm leaving! There are still some things at home! " At this point, I can only shake my head helplessly and leave this troublesome place.
Xiao Li left the girl and turned to me.
"The way, I'll see you off." Xiao Li and I went out side by side.
"Why don't you stay? Is there a problem? " Xiao Li looked at me doubtfully.
"After seven days, let the girl come to me." I didn't talk to Xiao Li until he sent me a hundred meters away.
Sunny days always make people feel comfortable. I was sweating on the treadmill when the phone rang.
I picked up my cell phone.
Li Da's fat voice came to my ears.
"elder brother! This is your fault! I asked you to look at it for me, but you didn't say a word. You have to wait seven days. No, my date is in the hospital. Do you feel that you are not a buddy? "
I paused and reacted immediately.
"That girl is your date?"
"yes! Come on, she can't find you in the county hospital. "
Li fatty shouted in disgust.
I hung up the phone and immediately rushed to the road and took a taxi to the county hospital.
I know this situation best, the tree must have been cut down! She is the one who is sick now. In a few days, her mother will also live in the hospital together. If it is more serious, the old lady may lose her life.
I went to the hospital. Fat Li was in a hurry and didn't know what to do.
When you saw me coming, you rushed at me at once.
"Immediately, go to the acupuncture room to grab, buy or steal, and bring me a box of needles."
I told fatty.
He stopped rushing at me and immediately ran to the acupuncture room.
I don't need to see a patient. I must have a high fever and talked nonsense.
Moments later, Fat Li Ran came back with a box of needles in his hand.
"Take ... take ... take ..."
"I know, I know!" I grabbed the needle in his hand, finished the second half of the sentence for him and plunged into the ward.
There is only one patient in the ward, which is easy to find.
I pulled out an inch-long needle, picked up the patient's right hand, and plunged it into her Shaoshang point, which is the ghost letter point in the thirteen needles of the ghost gate. Sure enough, when the needle went down, she snorted, foaming at the mouth, and the whole portrait collapsed in the hospital bed.
I immediately took out the second needle and plunged it into the hidden white hole on my foot, also known as the ghost hole.
Then, needles are inserted in Daling (Ghost Heart Point) and Shenmai (Ghost Road Point).
At this time, Li fatty also gasped and stood in the ward.
Suddenly, the temperature in the ward seems to have dropped by several degrees.
But the patient in the hospital bed looks much better.
"What's the matter?"
The fat man asked me trembling.
"Cut the crap and go out and close the door."
I said to the fat man like a command.
Fat man keeps his word.
Fifteen minutes later, I came out of the ward, pale and sweaty.
The fat man helped me at once, helped me to a chair and sat down.
"Well, it's good to plant the same tree in the same place when you get home."
I told fatty.
Three days later, the fat man and his girlfriend came to me with a big bag of things.
The tree has been mended, and the two of them sat for a while and left.
Watching them out of the gate, I waved my left hand and a mass of green gas followed them.
I'm relieved.
Now, their problem is solved.
Everything in the world has a spirit, and so do trees. Don't hurt it if it's not necessary. This youthful vitality is the aura of the tree. I promised it for a few days, so it will go home, so it will stay with me for a few days. )