At the end of the Republic of China, warlords scuffled, social unrest, monks prevailed in prosperous times, and Taoist priests in troubled times went down the mountain!
As a result, there are many people who learn Taoism, Maoshan exorcises evil spirits, Longhu Mountain pursues souls, and Luotian Mountain in Wudang Mountain seeks rain, cures diseases, looks at geomantic omen and points dragon holes. . . How rich!
The students who go to school are basically orthodox Taoists, but some learn crooked ways. Those who grab people's souls and break people's feng shui in order to get some ill-gotten gains are despised by those who learn the right path!
Because our three families are allied in the local area, and their power is relatively strong. White road, the government has people; Grey Road, the authentic maoshan taoist of Zhang Laozu; Mafia? You made good friends!
Local ruffians and bandits are polite when they meet! The heyday of the three families is that a cow was lost at home, and someone can send it back within a hundred miles of Fiona Fang!
There was a boy in Du family who went to Jiangxi for three years and didn't make any money after he came back. He followed a traveling monk for three years and learned a lot about Jianghu and some crooked ways!
When I got home, I didn't do anything, so I opened a gambling stall in the street, gathered two local ruffians and cheated the old farmers who came out of the mountains! A few pence is not too small, and a few hanging money is not too much, just making that heartless money!
Single all my life, have a hobby, like flirting with big girls and kannika nimtragol!
Afraid to walk in the street to meet a beautiful girl and his wife, I immediately found a willow leaf, carefully rubbed it in my hand to the size of my thumb, held it in my hand, read a spell in my mouth, and spread it into the air, humming into a swarm of bees.
That bee is also evil. It walks along the collar and trouser legs, often making the big girl and the little wife in a hurry, taking off their cotton-padded jackets and belts to beat bees! They read it with relish and shouted!
He also has a unique skill, collecting mosquitoes. At that time, there were no mosquito nets and mosquito coils in summer. I slept at night, except for moxa sticks.
At this time, the villagers begged him to let people find a broken urinal and not brush it! Clear water murmured in his mouth, murmured in his mouth, pinched the tactic with his right hand, and pointed at the urinal with his hand. Strange things happened. I saw mosquitoes flying in a row not far away, all of them got into the urinal!
Put your things aside. At night, there are almost no mosquitoes in the village! By the next morning, find a water edge, open the spout, and mosquitoes line up to fly out again! It's wonderful!
Another time, I saw a big girl on the road. She was so beautiful and walked gracefully! This boy didn't hold back again and hit a willow leaf. This woman's tutor is really good. She held back abruptly, did not make a half indecent movement, and endured the itching all over!
Heaven circulates, and retribution is not good!
This woman belongs to the Zheng family. The Zheng family is three hundred miles away, and one of their children is the county magistrate. If you want money, you need people. Can you let him go?
One day, it was very hot and it was almost evening. He was sitting under the big tree at the head of the village to enjoy the cool, and a fortune teller came to beg for water to drink. After drinking, just sit there and enjoy the cool and chat!
At this time, the two women walked away, slim and colorful. The fortune teller said to him, "Two young women came from far away. They are in good shape. I wonder if their skin is white? " ?
He is a kindred spirit when he hears it! I can't help feeling itchy. His eyes are not particularly good. He was blindfolded and could not see clearly when it was dark. He said, what's so difficult? Find some children to bring a handful of willow leaves and rub them carefully with their hands. The fortune teller smiled. He secretly picked a few small thorns from the tree by the side of the road, saying that he had cast a spell when spreading willow leaves! Spit out the little thorn in your hand!
As a result, the bees grew spikes and screamed and flew to two women! Summer clothes are very thin, passing through neckline, cuffs and trouser legs. . .
Even biting and stinging, both women can stand it. continuous shooting's beating is painful and itchy, and he can't care so much. He has taken off his clothes outside. . .
Hey! This skin is really white! Ouch! This is really big. . This is really watery. It's different when you take off your clothes. The fortune teller said while watching, still muttering in his mouth, worried in his heart!
The village is full of idle people watching the scene of bustle, in full swing. That's true. . .
Hey, isn't this your aunt? A sharp-eyed, hurriedly call way. He listened carefully to the voice as if it were true. Scrambling to fight, bees became Liu Yeer, and fell to the ground one by one!
In the middle of the night, grandpa, the angry Dujia patriarch, woke him up, took him to the ancestral temple and gave him a good beating. . . . One of the grandfathers was itchy with anger. It was his own daughter who took off his clothes. What a shame! Secretly winked and talked about a young man with a stick. Something was wrong with my hand. I hit my right hand with a stick, and my right thumb was flattened and disabled at that time. . .
Without fingers, you can't pinch the tactic and recite the mantra! It's also an explanation for the Zheng family!
This man lived for more than 50 years and didn't die until he divided the fields into households!