2. Who said/kloc-bones that will be gray in 0/00? Find hundreds of bones that won't be gray and tell your dad. There are many museums.
3. Ask your dad why the tortoise doesn't need such a nice place. Your father said that because he is Mr. Feng Shui, he should try not to eat or drink.
4. List the projects that your father believes in him, and find something practical to expose. Use your wisdom. If not, just post it and everyone will help you think about it. If you don't believe me, you can't fix that feng shui guy.