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Sister Li Jing

Guo Degang, Yu Qian

A: Li Jing has a sister who is really pretty, but she is only as tall (gestures to her waist)

B: So high?

A: More than 20

B: A dwarf

A: Wearing high heels and tiptoeing, you can stand under a BMW

B: She’s too short

A: People who work the night shift ask her for photos

B: What’s the matter?

A: Be brave

B: Hey, okay!

A: Stick that photo of her on the door to ward off evil spirits, and stick it on the bed to prevent pregnancy

B: It’s too damaging for you to say that

A: He often takes her with him My sister went out to play at the pig farm. As soon as she entered the door, the factory manager came over and tied a red thread on his sister's face

B: What are you doing?

A: Afraid of being mixed with pigs and not being able to tell the difference

B: That’s not the case

A: No one wants her at such an old age

B: Not married

A: Who wants it? She always goes to the streets and shouts: Who wants me?

B: No one wants me

A: Once I went out for two days and didn’t come back

B: What's going on?

A: The girl hasn’t come back from home for two days, and her father is worried

B: That’s right

A: Her father is sitting at home, ugh , I don’t know which boy is unlucky again

B: Ah, I’m worried about the boy!

A: When we walked to the suburbs, the moon was dark and the wind was high. A cloud passed by and blocked the moon. Four gangsters came over and insulted her

B: Short

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A: After a while the moon came out. When the four gangsters saw it, they all went to the police station to surrender

B: Ah, you are so capable

A: It’s so beautiful.

B: Is it good-looking?

A: From now on, she became addicted and asked everywhere: Huh? Where are the gangsters?

B: Is anyone asking about this? !

A: Someone told her that the detention center only houses hooligans. Go to the detention center, smash the door, let me in, let me in. The gangster shouted inside: Let us go out

B: The gangsters are afraid of her

A: Take the car to the place where you were once insulted

B: Come What are you going to do?

A: This is the place where I once found happiness

B: Don’t know what is good or bad

A: If God has mercy on me, give me a few gangsters< /p>

B: Hope for everything

A: There is a criminal gang in the car, kidnapping children. The leader is waiting at home. Two of his men come out to kidnap the child. They just want to relieve themselves. , put the sack under the car

B: Yes

A: His sister thought, well, this is a way, she put the sack on herself

B: Tie it up myself

A: As soon as these two people come back, yo, what year is it? This business is getting better and better, tie it up and take it back to the car. . The leader was waiting at home, "Why did you come back so early today?" "Look, he threw himself into a trap." He untied the sack. The leader took a look and saw that this leader was the worst. He killed his father at the age of seven and killed his father at the age of eight. Killed my mother, wiped out my whole family at the age of fifteen, so inhumane, I watched it for five minutes

B: What's wrong?

A: Tears came down

B: Cried

A: Sister, I think this is a misunderstanding. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes. I hope you can forgive us. I will send them to surrender later. I will find a job and be a good person. Thank you, sister. We must change our ways. You can go back.

B: Let’s go then

A: There is no door

B: She won’t do it yet!

A: You are in my hands. The four of us will get married.

B: Four people?

A: Sister, your request is too much. You can kill me, but you can't insult me. There is no bridge in the world that I can't cross. Why do you have to say so!

B: Yes

A: That won’t work, I will marry you three. Oh, come here and marry her. This one took out his gun and "bored" it

B: This one will die!

A: Look, the bloody reality

B: Yes

A: Come here. The man took out the knife and said, "If you say it again, if you say it again, I will splash blood on your face." Stop making trouble, do you still know that place? "know". Send her back

B: Send her back

A: Put her in the car and drive to the original place. The leader lights a cigarette. Sister, get out of the car. Killing people can only be done with a nod. The earth is wet after the rain, give us a chance to re-create ourselves. "I don't, I will marry you two." Retribution

B: I remember everything, what should I do?

A: I don’t want the car, let’s go

B: Oh, let’s go

A: Later

B: This story is still What happened later

A: Later this girl became my sister-in-law

B: Really?

A: Brother

B: Me

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