I respect those experts and professors who study in their own fields. They are real scholars! For the country and the people, learning with blood and sweat are all saints in my heart. What I hate are those fake experts wearing professor vests. There are no words at all, and idleness is better than anyone else. Kick the widow's door, dig the tramp's grave, scold the deaf, run over the dumb, flirt with the old lady, and beat the children all day. See who scold who, always hold back don't share with others. When people talk back, he is also a little sexual, angry with himself and pretending to be a gangster. I am not afraid of hooligans, and I am not afraid of your imitation show. Don't you really know how to read sage books and do good deeds? Hundreds of pigeons call their chicks, crows feed them back, bees don't gather when they see flowers, deer don't catch their crowds when they see ganoderma lucidum, which is their righteousness. Lambs kneel and suckle, horses don't bully their mothers, spiders feed on nets, ants plug holes to avoid water, chickens don't crow, and geese don't look forward to warm weather. You have become a professor, and you don't even understand benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith. It is still necessary to say that cross talk can be popularized. Is it not shameful? It seems that experts are heartless and boring to teach! The professor who always talks about other people's bubble culture, can you put it another way? If you catch someone saying that this is a bubble culture, you can get a new work. According to the standards of the Spring Festival Gala, it has to be replaced every year. You have been here for five years. Do you want to update it? Hehe, virtue is thin and respectful, and strength is small and heavy, which is the source of all difficulties! He keeps saying that he is a scholar, and he is very tired in the entertainment circle all day. He is rebellious and watches porn under the covers. I want to be a professor and build memorial archways. Long worms go around the gourd and pretend to play with pearls. It is estimated that these people really have nothing to do, crying and shouting, but whoever is popular will make do. This kind of mentality is more empty than the customer after check-out, more lonely than the lady after work, and more lonely than the chicken head in the annual leave. I want to tip the professor. Please don't castrate the artist with your teeth. We are all wearing iron underpants. Watch your language.
Come on, get down to business, reconstruction of disaster areas, return of Taiwan Province Province, poor children, water shortage in the west. Hurry up and study these important events. Professor, you can't change your money! Don't say it's none of your business, then why don't you just tell me that cross talk duet is a crime? I'll give you a few more words of encouragement: when the morning chicken first reports, the crow crows early, which one in the world of mortals is not noisy. The road is far away, the water is far away, and celebrities are on Chang 'an Road. Today's teenagers will be old tomorrow, the mountains will remain, and people will disappear. Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
After a long sigh, I took out Mr. Zude's photo and studied it carefully. A scholar, an expert, a real professor, a saint with both ability and political integrity, is majestic, lofty and majestic in the world. Outside the window, Leng Yue in early spring is hanging in the sky, and the stars are trembling. Stealing another look at Zude is really heartbreaking, hesitant, sad, cutting constantly, and confusing. I studied Zude's face, which was a face with high friction coefficient, and let me experience that long time personally. The whole face is extremely happy. At first glance, I just drank diabetes. It's really strange how a person's face can look so beautiful and looks like a pelvis. The creator is magical. Those eyes, like chestnuts, are very spiritual, with the bottom up and the tip down, the pubic symphysis in front and the rectum in the back. English is prostate.
. Zude's mouth is generous and approachable. When he smiles, he can directly see the pattern on his underwear. Those two big teeth are even more ingenious. I often think naively, how spectacular it would be if Zude was invited to the kitchen to open a vat of ketchup! With this face, painters and carpenters are furious. When Lu Ban came, he had to cry, hanging the thread all around, but he couldn't even spin a flower.
Zude is too selfless to work. Pay attention to his health. You do not belong to yourself. Your body belongs to all the drivers who caused the accident. In addition, you must take a lightning rod when you go out to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.
Allow me to praise Zude. Ah, Jude, you are a wizard! A great man! Some people talk about you behind your back. They say you are a rabbit in the Palace of the Mothers. If the light is not on, cooking is not fragrant and not good oil. Eat wire and pee in a big basket. There are more water hanging than telephone poles. Hybrid buckwheat grows in sorghum fields. Toad Miao followed the turtle and pretended to be the turtle's son. The Huangpu River capsized and the waves urged it. Goats run to Beijing, son of a bitch. Don't! Don't! I don't want to hear it. How can I tolerate them saying that about Zude? How much contribution Zude has made to the historical development of China! Don't you know Zude's self-sacrifice? With the departure of Zude, Zheng He appeared in the Ming Dynasty, and with the departure of Zude, An Dehai and Li appeared in the Qing Dynasty! Let's praise Zude. At dinner, we all poured the first glass of wine on Zude. Jude, give us a dream!
Compared with Zude, my brother Xinda has a problem. You didn't take care of Jude! I know you have habitual enteritis and your tonsils have been removed, but is your heart still there? Why are you making fun of Zud? Liu, the manager of Jiangsu Jingjiang Company, said personally that he saw you buy rubber products in an adult goods store and put them on your head, saying that you would have a masquerade party, and you would play Song Zude. What do you mean? I am very angry. I'm going to take the fall for zud. If I don't call you green shit today, you haven't eaten leeks. Toad turned into a bug and gave birth to a son of a bitch. Three generations have no eyebrows. You don't speak neatly. You always talk like dog food, you pepper tree. One-eyed judge, blind ghost. Wooden fish become bangzi, and the goods are knocked. Toad, are you a bird or an animal? Look up at the sky, blind as a bat. I'm not afraid of your tight eyes. I have a big stick here. Honestly, for you, my endless heart and your uncle. Confucius said: Wei Zude, Xinda is difficult to raise.
Also send a few words of encouragement: kill all the millions of soldiers in the rivers and lakes, and the waist is bloody with swords.
Stupid dogs don't know heroes, and Yuedong Youzi calls clank.
A friend wondered why the two brothers had a surname and a surname of Liu. You don't know, there is a hero mother here. His mother is good at widowhood and has raised five children. The eldest son Song Zude, the second son Liu Xinda, the third son Pang Xiaoyang, the fourth son Xiao Que and the fifth son Xia Er. The Guangdong Provincial Anti-vice Office once presented this heroic mother with a plaque: the number one scholar came from all walks of life.
Hehe, I am so happy today.
See if anyone talks back.
Ode is true. Haven't you heard the story of Hou, a crosstalk master during the Cultural Revolution? Some people say that criticizing Hou has actually become a "teasing" crowd. You ask questions, he answers, and all you say is "cross talk". The crowd watched a crosstalk show for free. So many people can't beat the cross talk master, and you don't care too much about Lao Song. Great. Have you ever tasted being scolded? Crosstalk masters are not easy to mess with!