Personality Motto 1
1. When I give birth to a son, I want to name him (so handsome), and when others see me, they will say: (what a handsome dad)
2. For work, take a step back and the sky will be brighter; for love, take a step back and everything will be empty
3. The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages
4. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money
5. When I am drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I will hold on to the wall
6. I am like a bird lying on the glass The future is bright, but there is no way out
7. Senior brother, did you know? The second senior brother’s meat is more expensive than the master’s meat
8. If you eat more If fish can supplement the brain and make people smart, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales
9. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are humble, they will be invincible
10. Youth is like toilet paper, you may have a lot of it, but you won’t be able to use it enough.
11. Some of her classmates were too dark, and her boyfriend was too fair. One day, the venomous queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her: ?You can’t do this, you will give birth to zebras
12. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me like this
13. Don’t talk to me Be lazy, I am too lazy to compare with you
14. I am not a casual person, I am not a human being when I am casual
15. To be a human being, you have to be a person who hovers between cow A and cow C. People in the World
Personality Motto 2
1. Only when you hold your hand will you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.
2. Although you won’t fall while kneeling, you may be trampled.
3. If you want to fly high, you should forget about the horizon.
4. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.
5. What are you unhappy about? Tell it to make everyone happy.
6. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.
7. I am not a Chinese currency, how can I make everyone like me?!
8. Besides teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.
9. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.
10. Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.
11. Little girls dream of finding a white horse. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose one of the donkeys. Strong and strong, such a donkey is named: Economical Male.
12. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.
13. Our goal: Focus on money and make big profits.
16. Bus squeezing is a comprehensive sport that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.
17. I will know that you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.
18. No one loves anyone with his hands in his pockets.
19. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.
20. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.
21. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.
22. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!
23. I was also an infatuated person, but it rained and I drowned .
24. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to be buried in the streets.
25. Learn Feng Shui when you have time, and occupying a good tomb after your death will make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.
26. It is said that people only have two choices. Busy dying or busy living, I think I have a third choice: busy waiting to die.
27. When spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and autumn is weak, winter is just the right time to sleep.
28. You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness.
29. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.
30. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect, then keep at a safe distance.
31. Please don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.
32. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.
33. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?
34. Use the blues spirit of hip-hop to live an erhu-like life.
35. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.
36. The sky is too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too difficult! Work is too annoying! I am destined to be with you! I miss you and have insomnia! Seeing you is too far away!
37. When I woke up, it was dark.
38. The person who drank medicine was handed a bottle, the person who was hanged was given a rope, and the person who jumped off the building waved a small handkerchief to see him off.
39. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.
40. Do you want to figure out the script of your life? It is not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, and not a sequel to your friends.