As an old dog, it is necessary for me to introduce my team members to you.
There are four dogs in our team. Besides my dog leader, there are Xiao Bai, Xiao hei and Xiao Hua. All four dogs are male except Xiaohua, who is a bitch.
We advocate equality between men and women, just like you humans. We are different from you humans. Bitches don't need a bride price and don't even have children.
The overall quality of our team is relatively high. Take me for example. I was born in a prestigious family since I was a child. My master is sunny and handsome, a basketball thief. In pursuit of telling him that he likes dogs, he went to the dog market to take me home.
They talk elegantly every day and sometimes speak foreign languages. As an authentic China garden dog, to be honest, I don't like foreign languages.
My master is quite kind to me. I ate a lot of dog food and occasionally added a chicken leg.
It's a pity that my master will take me on a poor trip to Tibet when he graduates. Maybe because they didn't think it over, I became a stumbling block on their way.
I can't help it They gave me to a small boss who opened a restaurant on the roadside. The little boss communicates with his master in a dialect I don't understand.
They may think I won't starve to death in the restaurant. When I left, my master and I held hands and looked at each other with tears. They agreed to pick me up at this time next year, and I also wish him and the school flower a pleasant journey to Jokhang Temple, a certificate of Bodhi as soon as possible and a positive result.
I'm not a puppy at this time. I know a lot of Jianghu rules. I know it's called entrust an orphan. I stayed without saying anything.
The new owner may think that I have a big appetite and no way to see it. I often look at me and praise me for being fat and strong. With a keen sense of smell, I feel that I must leave before winter comes, because the new owner's restaurant has added a special dish-Chili dog meat.
I know that if you want to survive, you must reach the edge of the city. So whenever the car around me raises dust, I will get up and run like hell.
Occasionally, they will drop a small stick with a red plastic skin outside, which smells a little meat, but it is more flour.
As a native of China garden dog, I like this very much. Eating a red stick produces enough energy for me to run 30 kilometers.
If there is no water to drink, I will lick the dew at night. There is a great temperature difference here. I wear fur all year round, which was a gift from my mother when I was born.
If human needs it, I intend to give it to my master at the end of my life, because his hands and feet are cold and his body is afraid of cold.
Day and night, I finally got to the suburb I wanted to live in. There is a new garbage dump, where expired food from supermarkets and slops from restaurants will be dumped.
This place where flies dance during the day and mice sing at night is a paradise for our stray dogs and cats.
Sometimes it is unfortunate to go without food for a few days. I also grabbed the job of a wild cat and occasionally caught a mouse to cook porridge. I became a sharp brother in the dog world here. No bathing, no haircut, no care about external image.
In order to survive, I must be on high alert, resist foreign abusers and protect my territory.
On a dark night for a month, I found a little black dog looking for food on my site with a pair of dog eyes. Just as I was about to pounce, Xiaohe suddenly took out a chicken and put it in front of me.
Then sit by and watch how I enjoy the food. To tell the truth, I wanted to get rid of him. Seeing him behave so well, I appreciate his kindness. After all, I haven't eaten all day.
I watched blackie while eating. It also belongs to China's garden dog. We can use the same language.
Sunspot, when did you come? Is the master bad to you?
Brother, my master treated me very well. Later, he became rich and drifted away, brought back a foreign girl and left me.
Is your master a male single dog?
You guessed it. I am in my early thirties. I don't have a girlfriend yet.
Then you will die if I don't leave!
Brother, what's wrong with this society now? I work hard with my master, look after the house and live on meager food. That foreign girl doesn't do anything. She wants food, cards and clothes. The fox was reincarnated.
You are right. Their foreign dogs are much worse than our garden dogs in China. I think you know the rules very well. This chicken steak belongs to the warlord. Come and hang out with me in the future.
From then on, Xiaohei and I held a group to keep warm, and Xiaohei naturally became the second in command of my team. I am in charge of the daily management of this garbage dump, and Xiaohei is in charge of the canteen nearest to the garbage dump.
I repelled all the strongmen with my tall, fierce and sharp steps. Xiaohei spoiled and rubbed some chicken legs at the entrance of the canteen, and the chicken chops improved my food.
I can see the garbage dump not far away in my direction, and the small black one is facing the canteen of the construction site.
Life is getting better and better, and the team has a new crisis. I heard from Xiaohei that the land in the garbage dump seems to have been requisitioned, and our team urgently needs to recruit a marketing manager.
Only in this way can we maintain sustainable development. So Xiaohei and I followed the garbage truck to the garbage station in this area.
This is the dog market in our dog industry. There are all kinds of dogs. Black and I grabbed a good booth at night.
An ideal stray dog who just stepped into the society passed by us, some barking, some feeling inferior and never looking back.
Finally, a little dog came, dyed a curly hair and looked a little elegant.
I gave the interview to blackie.
Beauty, please sit down!
thank you
Please introduce yourself.
I am a returnee, proficient in Chinese pastoral and English.
Blackie turned to look at me, and I nodded. Xiaohe quickly introduced me to the second interview.
Wait a minute, beauty. This is the boss of our team. His name is pastoral hero.
Hello, Manager Tian. Nice to meet you.
I can see that Xiaohua has seen the world. She not only praises me, but also holds my paw.
Our team needs to grow. I plan to open two branches along the way in half a year. I want you to be our marketing manager. what do you think?
That depends on the treatment.
Xiaohua really accepted the western capitalist ideas and cut to the chase.
The treatment is divided into two parts. Basic salary, beer and skittles. Bonus, two months later, two branches to you.
Deal.
Then get ready first and report to the suburban garbage station and cement pipe office tomorrow.
Hold the paw again.
On the way back.
Manager Tian, you gave her a branch as a bonus. Did this beautiful woman run away in a couple of days?
Damn, I didn't look at her ID card when I was in a hurry. I don't even know her background. According to her status as a sea returnee, her master should not abandon her.
That's right.
Why don't we go to work tomorrow and talk over dinner?
That's a good idea.
At noon the next day, several dogs barked at the door of the cement pipe office.
May I speak to Manager Tian and Manager Hei?
I quickly rubbed my eyes, poked my head out and barked a few times.
Welcome to the flower manager, sit in the office.
Why didn't the black manager come?
It went to prepare lunch, and our team managed to eat and control it, and it was closed on weekends.
Your team is better.
Aha, come in.
I arranged for Xiaohua to sit in Xiaohei's position.
Manager Tian, this office is exquisite, hehe.
Don't hide it from the flower manager. In the early days of starting a business, it won't be much fun without suffering.
That's right.
Oh, by the way, flower manager, I have a word, I don't know if I should ask.
You are the boss, what can't you ask?
That's how you got on this road. Is the master bad to you?
My host treated me very well, but I blamed her for drifting away after joining a foreign nationality.
How do you say this?
During the epidemic, our Greater China region implemented closed management. She went to the supermarket to buy food without wearing a mask. The key is to take me with her.
Finally, there was a conflict with the security guard. To tell the truth, I can't stand it anymore. Please bark at her.
She threw me to the ground, but she didn't get better and was deported from Greater China.
Serve you right!
Yeah, you deserve it. All my dogs have an idyllic heart in China. She really thinks her foreign nationality is amazing.
Black returns.
Tian teacher is good, the flower manager is good, and a dog has to follow me. I don't understand. It's pathetic to say pastoral. It is said that we just closed the stall when we arrived yesterday. He followed us outside secretly and stayed there all night. He followed us out as soon as I went out today.
Thanks to its help, I can't get a meal back today.
As soon as Blackie's voice fell, I soon recovered. After all, people are outsiders.
Xiao Bai, your persistence touched the dog world. Tell me about your life experience! We can reserve talents as a team and expand overseas markets. If you don't mind, be an assistant to the flower manager. He is a returnee and knows you better.
Xiaobai immediately bowed. Gee, bark a few words.
Xiaohua followed the translation and said that China Pastoral Dog is the noblest dog breed in the world, and it represents the beautiful tip of kneeling. Its owner was isolated by the eastern powers because of COVID-19, so it had to wander around.
When I looked intently, Xiaobai lay in front of me like a dog slave, with his head on the ground and his ass sticking out.
Stand up.
Xiao Bai growled at once.
Xiaohua quickly translated.
Thank you, shepherd king.
(5)
According to the plan, I set up two branches between the hotel where the owner broke up with me and the garbage dump. I marked these two positions with urine, which is absolutely beautiful. We carry forward the spirit of moving mountains in Gong Yu, and transport some garbage to these places if we have nothing to do.
You humans may not understand what we do, but we firmly believe that where there is garbage, there are business opportunities. As long as the garbage is in place, rats, flies and cockroaches come uninvited. Don't underestimate these things, they are part of the food chain, with which we can stand.
Because I was well organized, my team members gave me great strength, and we quickly established two branches.
It's all my fault that this leader is lax in discipline and has a white-eyed dog. We resolutely expelled the foreign dogs that ran wild in China. According to Xiaohei, Xiaobai seems to have starved to death by the roadside and was eaten by other animals.
The epidemic situation has gradually improved, and there are more and more tourists on the road. Xiaohua was taken away by a kind girl, and Xiaohe insisted on being taken away by a kind boy.
Two days ago, I went to the hotel in my host's hometown alone. Because of the epidemic, the restaurant closed down, and the special dishes and Chili dog meat were erased from the wall. The day when my master comes to pick me up is getting closer and closer, and my things outside can be discarded at any time.
At this point, everyone should understand why I set up a team and set up a branch! Because I am an old dog, I want to lead other stray dogs to live a happy life.
Well, my team members have also introduced me. By the way, I wish you old dogs a successful career.