Interesting classic quotes

1. The brother’s emotional life in the past was also quite messy.

2. I bought a Western Zhou clay pot for 80,000 yuan. Yesterday I went to the "Treasure Appraisal" column for appraisal. The expert said seriously: "How can this be from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week!"

3. Never becoming an outstanding college student depends on strong character!

4. I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key!

5. Unloading the burden that cannot be unloaded, the road that cannot be retreated; the tears that cannot be endured, the future that cannot be pursued.

6. Fireworks blooming in the night sky at the same time, we can see each other’s beautiful moments, but I can’t light up your life...

7. When we lose, Know that you have.

8. If you are bored, you can play with snot bubbles.

9. If you don’t experience the collapse of Monday morning, you won’t know the value of Friday afternoon.

10. What is a bad person? A man who takes off his pants during the day and a woman who does not take off her makeup at night.

11. A true warrior must dare to look at beautiful girls and face the bleakness of being single;

12. Just because we have a holiday, you cannot treat me as a holiday.

13. Push yourself and push others.

14. The road is long and long, so it’s better for me to fight it.

15. You are the landlord of my land.

16. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

17. What I was most afraid of when I was a child was not dreaming about finding the toilet but not finding it. But before the person woke up, the toilet was found.

18. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me, because no one has confessed to me after so many years!

19. I have always had a doubt in my heart. It has been 5 years. It has been 5 years. What does the gray wolf eat to survive...

20. A person’s longest love Shi, he is probably narcissistic...

21. Three elements of success: 1. Persistence; 2. Shamelessness; 3. Persistence, shamelessness. Have you done it?

22. Donor, this poor monk is here to beg for alms. Do you have any braised pork ribs? Fried chicken drumsticks are also fine. That’s great.