Send text messages like this: The person who receives the message is an Egyptian mummy, the person who deletes the message is an African bed bug, the person who replies is a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who doesn't reply is a Thai ladyboy whose surgery failed. Is there a TV there? Look at CCTV1, the White House in the United States was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police blocked the entire Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 11 people are missing... 1 person was deceived! happy holidays!
To encourage growth is absurd, to cover one's ears and steal the bell is foolhardy; to borrow arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, to burn a boat is a decisive battle; to have romance is romance, to sacrifice one's life for righteousness is dedication; if you continue reading, you are a fool! Happy April Fools' Day!
I will give you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your body, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and some like you. Body-smelling durian! Happy April Fool's Day!
Don’t think that building a city means settling; don’t think that sowing seeds means harvesting; don’t think that reaching the top means conquering; don’t think that I have forgotten you. Critical moments, such as today, on this special day Here, the first thing I think of is you.
There is a kind of person who can be with me for eternity, and is called a lover; there is a kind of person, whose blood is thicker than water, and is called a relative; there is also a kind of person who is still helping me count the money after being sold by me, such as reading text messages. You are called a fool! Happy holidays!
The wind lifts your long hair, making you look even more chic! The waves lap at your feet, making you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow from the east, you are like a sea spray! If you are not an acquaintance, it is difficult to tell that you are a fool! Happy April Fools' Day!
I once had a sincere love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it again, I would say to you: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I would like it to be: April Fools’ Day!
When I have something to do, I will be so busy that I feel dizzy; when I have nothing to do, I will be bored; my favorite thing to do is to think about you and send you text messages, because another fool saw my Text message.
On April Fool’s Day, April 1st, I will give you a happy tiger to make you happy and amuse you, and I will also give you a happy tiger to accompany you to happiness and sweetness. It's up to you to believe it or not if you tell a fool on April Fool's Day? Happy April Fools' Day!
On this special day, I wanted to call you, but I was worried that you would misunderstand me; I wanted to blow you a kiss, but I was worried that you wouldn’t believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a text message to say hello, have you been fooled today?
I'm not superstitious, but I firmly believe that nothing is appropriate on April Fool's Day. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, are the sounds real? Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming, I wish you success in making fools and not being fooled.
Create this poem on a whim. How many people in the world know this poem? If you are not famous, you will be afraid of being strong. If you are a fool, you will not care about it. It is a matter of success or failure. Fool knows. If you don’t believe it, you must be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day
After "In-depth Observation", I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through "Eastern Time and Space", "face to face" with you, ask for "Today's Statement", and "tell the truth" to confess: I love you, cctv!
You think I’m earthy, but who will let me live on earth? You think I'm ugly, who makes me incomparable to you? You think I'm stupid, who said today is April Fool's Day? Are you willing to spend April Fool's Day with me, who is ugly, ugly and stupid?
You are my heart, you are my liver, you are my darling; you are my intestines, you are my stomach, you are my constant comfort; you are my hands, you It’s my back, you are the back of my hand; Happy April Fool’s Day to my dog!
Borrow some clothes from the white clouds, borrow a pair of wings from the bird, and you will be the younger brother of the angel - the birdman! Happy April Fool's Day!
Because someone will listen to a song deliberately, but you have already surpassed the meaning of a song to me. I have been thinking so much about you lately that I really can’t help but tell you the title of the song - "Pig Song"! Don't think too much, Happy April Fool's Day
Teacher: "Create a sentence using Yushu Linfeng." Student: "A person with Yushu Linfeng just sent a text message." Teacher: "Create a sentence using beautiful and moving words. "Student: "A beautiful lady received a text message.
"Haha, happy April Fool's Day!
Your quality is as strong as a plum blossom, your character is as subtle as a glacier, you have a convincing connotation, and you have an overwhelming coolness, so we honor you. Happy April Fool's Day to "Meichuan Neiku"!
The first line: The wise and powerful man commanded a hundred thousand navy to conquer Tianhe; the second line: The charming and elegant Zhong Chang'e ignored the three thousand fairies. Horizontal comment: Happy Bajie Festival. ! Idiot, what do you think of the couplet I wrote to you? Happy April Fools' Day!
A collection of April Fools' Day prank messages and congratulations on April Fools' Day 2010 A collection of text messages to confess your feelings
Notice: There will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Colleagues, please dress accordingly. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes.
Urgent! Reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in the near future. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!
My love for you is like a torrential river. The flow is endless, like the Yellow River flooding out of control, or like the sunset shining brightly on the Western Mountains? I want you to love you? I can't live without you, I must get you
From now on, all the staff of my unit The salary will increase by 40. Please go to the finance department from 9:00 to 17:00 on April 31 to claim the shortfall from January to April.
God saw you were thirsty, so he created water; God saw you. I was hungry, so I created rice; God saw that you didn’t have any lovely friends, so he created me; at the same time, God discovered that there are no fools in this world, so he created you.
If the joys and sorrows of life are a series. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish cannot swim; if there is no sun, the moon will not move. There would be no light; without you... Idiot would not exist.
Authoritative sources revealed that in order to better enrich people’s holiday life and further stimulate the holiday economy, this year’s May Day holiday will be held. It will be increased from seven days last year to ten days!
The beggar takes the monkey along the street to beg. He asks the monkey to laugh and it will laugh. Just look at the text message.