Roles: Crow A, Crow B, Fox.
Narrator: This is a true story that happened during the period of soaring pork prices. In a poor forest, Miss Crow received two Jin of pork from a kind person ~ ~ ~
(The stage lights are shining, and Party A and Party B are squatting and staring at the pork in surprise)
A: Wow! Pork (Shouting)
B: If I can taste a piece, even a small piece, I will be satisfied. (Swallowing saliva)
A: (holding the meat in his arms) No, don't you see it says "Miss Wang accepts"? It's mine, and no one can touch it.
But we are friends. Can't we try a piece?
A: I said no. My relatives add up so much that I can't get enough to eat. I'll go home by myself, you don't have to drive me ~ ~ ~
B: You are really selfish, um ~ ~ ~ (stepping down)
A: These friends, I think of you as soon as I have meat. I'm not that stupid ~ ~ Haha, don't worry about the Spring Festival, Sichuan-style pork, fish-flavored shredded pork, braised pork ribs ~ ~ Hahaha ~ ~
Narrator: Just now, Miss Crow's conversation was heard by the fox hiding behind the tree. The sly fox wanted to eat meat very much, so he came up with a trick ~ ~ ~
Fox: Oh, dear ~ ~ ~ How is that possible? No ~ ~ absolutely impossible! It's impossible! (to himself)
A: Hey, isn't this a cunning and insidious fox?
Fox: Yes, it is ~ ~ wrong. I am a fox, the messenger of wisdom and courage!
A: (to the audience) I heard that this fox is full of tricks. It must have hit my pork this time. I have to be careful ~ ~ ~
Fox: (looking at A carefully) How is that possible?
What is wrong with me?
Fox: Do you have twin sisters?
A: No.
Fox: That's really strange. 、
What is wrong with me? Tell me ~ ~ ~
Fox: You and Mona Lisa hatched in the same egg, exactly the same! !
Really? No ~ ~ ~ Mr. Fox, are you here for my two pounds of meat ~ ~ Hehe ~ ~ I won't be fooled by you! ! You blow slowly, I'm going back to eat meat ~ ~ ~ (turn around and walk)
Fox: Hey! Too much alike. Maybe da Vinci didn't know there was a second Mona Lisa! Look at this walking posture, standard international modeling steps, professional ~ ~ ~ Look again.
This messy black hair sticks to this lovely crow's head. Ow ~ ~ These watery eyes and freckles all over the nose are everywhere, and every smile is related to the Mona Lisa.
Exactly the same. It's amazing. Isn't this a precious legacy of the world? If you travel around the world, you will become a star.
A: (asks with a smile) Hehe ~ ~ ~ Mr. Fox, do I really look like the Mona Lisa?
Fox: More than similar, you are the Mona Lisa ~ ~ ~
Do you think I have a chance to become a star?
Fox: Well ~ ~ ~ you have this condition. It's only a matter of time before you become a star, just ~ ~ ~
A: (eagerly) Just what?
Fox: You need packaging to be a star!
A: Is this all right with me?
Fox: Not bad, black coat, black pants, wow ~ ~ and black socks.
A: But we crows are all black, aren't we different?
Fox: How can it be the same? Your shapes are all black, basically gray, and your black is shiny and special. Do you know why Leonardo da Vinci didn't paint the Mona Lisa?
A: Why?
Fox: Just because she was all black then, just like you now! What's in your arms?
A: Pork!
Fox: Oh! Dear ~ ~ ~ Do you think Andy Lau will hold a piece of pork to sing for fans when she starts singing? Vulgar! ! What is money after you become a star? Take the pig to the supermarket if you have money.
You can sleep with the pigs in the pigsty at night, ~ ~ ~
A: Yes, meat is nothing, hahaha ~ ~ I'll give you this pork, and I won't forget your first teacher when I'm developed!
Fox: (chuckles) By the way, do you know that Mona Lisa has another specialty? If you learn it, you will be 90% successful.
What's your specialty? Singing? I have a good voice with a crow mouth. Sing "Mona Lisa, who is she ~ ~ ~ ~"
Fox: Wait ~ ~ ~ You really listen to good songs. But Mona Lisa can't sing, she can only dance "hula"
A: Hula dancing.
Fox: Practice slowly. You will succeed one day. I have to leave early! ! Come on! ! Come on! ! !
A: Come on! Take care, thank you ~ ~ ~ Wait a minute! !
(The fox is startled)
A: Take this pork and have a good year! Bye. !
Fox: I almost forgot the result of this labor. Come on! ! !
(a hula dancing)
I almost missed this chance to become famous. Fortunately, Mr. Fox reminded me, otherwise my beautiful face would be ruined ~ ~ ~
(B takes the stage)
B: Oh dear! Smiles send us light, what are you doing? Lose weight?
Leave me alone, I'm practicing hula!
B: Hula dancing? !
Don't you think I look like a person?
B: You look like your parents ~ ~ ~
A: take a closer look. Don't my eyes and hair look like Beethoven's Mona Lisa?
B: (can't help laughing) Mona Lisa? Haha ~ ~ ~ You look like the Mona Lisa. Ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ Who said that? ~~
A: Mr. Fox, he said I could become a star after practicing this hula dance! !
B: Ha ha ~ ~ ~ Xiao Ya, you were cheated by that sly fox. Yesterday, he said that the aunt black bear next door looked like Maggie Cheung and cheated her with a chicken leg.
A: (dumbfounded) Oh, my two jins of pork, smelly fox, give me back my pork. What shall I celebrate the New Year with ~ ~ ~ (crying)
Smiles send us light, let's have a friend party. Come to my home for the New Year ~ ~ ~
A: My good friend, it was my fault at first. What shall we eat on New Year's Eve?
B: boiled potatoes!
A: (crying) My Sichuan-style pork, shredded pork with fish flavor and braised pork ribs! ! ~~~~
(End)
12 Respondent: Aijie