Feng Shui masters always say that dragons are buried in a good place.
When three thousand coins are full, his ancestors can bury them everywhere!
2.Dai wailing spirit
Miss coquettish is bright and enchanting, and has a lot to say in front of the painful spirit.
As long as there is more money, China can be used everywhere.
3. Mr. Taoist
When you put on a colorful coat, you become a fairy, and you bang, bang.
The name of the ceremony is clever, and the dead want money.
Four. Big band
I hired a band to accompany the dead, dancing and singing wildly.
Accompaniment speakers shock the hell, making money by Sang Men.
Step 5: Set off firecrackers.
The fire is full of anger, and the earth-shattering brain is dizzy.
It is difficult to know the dead clearly, but it is necessary to be crazy and rich.
Smoke a cigarette
Tourists are going to pack a cigarette, and people must salute before they fight.
Knowing that it is harmful and difficult to give up, it costs thousands of dollars!
7. Drink water and alcohol
The guests at the table were as drunk as a fiddler, and their fat intestines were stuffed with three Jin of shochu.
Nonsense often causes trouble, and switching bags hurts the stomach.
Jingxian wreath
Wreaths piled up into mountains repeatedly, and the dead hung all the way.
New ghosts don't accept fake gifts, and graves are broken and deleted with the wind.
Nine. Wear mourning clothes
Three feet of white cloth are children and grandchildren, and loyalty and filial piety celebrate together.
It's a pity that I tied my head for three days and forgot to bring a long handkerchief, which is ungrateful.
10. Hold a banquet
Stir-fried and steamed 18 plate, spicy and sweet.
Collect by laparotomy, leaving residues that cannot be swept away.
Editor's comment:
People are born, old, sick and dead. In the face of the death of our ancestors, our relatives arranged funerals for the deceased with deep feelings and pinned their grief on the deceased. However, there are still some bad habits in some places that are disgusted and disgusted by most people. At the funeral, he not only did a lot of things, but even did some vulgar behaviors. Mr. Feng Shui lied that he had seen through the elements of yin and yang and cheated money. The funeral procedure was complicated and the survivors were exhausted. These are said to be man-made as a tribute to the dead. I would like to ask: some people, regardless of their father's life and death, lack of clothing and food and freeze to death! After his death, gongs and drums were playing and the banquet was very long. To show filial piety? Is it atonement? Or are you seeking inner peace? Life and death, slow down. Let the dead rest in peace! The theme of the full text is profound. Angry but not crazy, appreciate Mr. Jinshan's satirical poems. Expect the teacher to be better and more exciting!