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The land of feng shui in my class is also. There are many excellent people, among whom Hongbao, Pox Bao and Junbao are the best.
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The red envelopes are located in the first row and the eighth column from right to left. Therefore, people love to wear red and green clothes, which often shows the charm of girls, so it is called Hongbao. However, when it is angry, it is unstoppable like the Yellow River burst its banks. However, there are also dikes that can never be opened.
This brother fell in love with the old class, and was persecuted 100 times because of his long-term delay in class, scolding and making trouble. Every time I come back from the office for tea, I always get Kong Yiji-like bruises on my face. When asked about the reason, Hongbao always swears: "XXX, dare to W Lao Zi, Lao Zi ..." There is always no suffix after it. This brother also forgot to attend class because of talking nonsense with his deskmate's best friend, so whenever my homework is like Mount Tai, I have to ask for foreign aid, or I have to copy it myself, desperately, and indiscriminately, he naturally can't do it.
One day, physics class.
The physics teacher asked a difficult question. Immediately make a lion roar: "flat mirror!" " Hearing this, the teacher was full of doubts and asked, "What? Flat mirror? Hearing this, Bao immediately added, "This can't be done. "。 "The whole class fell on the desks, causing four desks to be damaged. A certain amount of compensation.
Hongbao said here, I have to talk about my best friend DD acne treasure.
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As the name implies, there are as many acne as toads. His surname is Lai. Considering that the ancients had the honorific title of "Zi", it would be better to call it "Laizi".
This man's IQ is as high as 250 (Einstein is said to have only a little more than 125), and all subjects are strong points. But God is fair to everyone. This word can be said to be the dragon dance in the exercise book. It looks like a dragon and looks like a dragon. There is a tendency of weeds. If you were born 2200 years earlier, it would be enough for people like Zhang Xu and Huai Su to candidly admit defeat. Unfortunately, God was born in the 265,438+0th century, which can hurt treasures. When the old class saw him, he never forgot to warn: keep practicing calligraphy until the end!
One day, Bao pointed to a book and said, "What is that?"
I was dumbfounded at the sight. I suspect it's a tadpole. "I don't know."
"Then how can I live?" Bao is very sad
"How could you not know that you wrote it yourself?"
"I don't know sometimes!"
When this statement came out, I spit rice. Tell Junbao about it, and his stomach will explode. Interesting story!
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Junbao is a strange man. If there is a road in Shushan, he won't climb, but learning to fish in the sea has no limit.
This man has poor grades! But its handsome appearance deserves the word "Junbao". Another DD hen brand cockfighting:
One weekend, I had a basketball practice on the playground. I needed one, so I had to let him fill in the blanks. This man plays a defensive role and lives well with the hen when the eagle catches the chicken. Open your arms, try to cover the sky with one hand, limp with one foot and be a hen. The opponent leaned over and laughed, but he grabbed the ball and passed it. Auxiliary is a great help. People will call it "hen brand cockfighting"
Hey! Class 06.2 is really full of talents. I am lucky to join this class.
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