2. Since I left you, someone asked me: Do you always sterilize your eyeballs in tears?
3, you said that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is too expensive.
What is hateful is actually not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.
The less things you have in your mind, the more tricks you have in your mind.
I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.
You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment.
8. Hello, I'm not here now and I won't contact you.
There are two factors that hinder my success: one is that I will feel sleepy when I am full, and the other is that I will be hungry when I wake up.
10, ask my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never get on the scale!
1 1. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.
12, if you think God is nothing, then you are heartless enough.
13, it is said that Taobao shopkeepers hate the idiom: no friends.
14, Friar Sand: Don't ask Wenda pigs when you die in troubled times.
15, the new "unfilial has three", it is said that he is studying literature, taking the postgraduate entrance examination, and has no object.
16. Living in Beijing, you must watch the weather forecast every day. If there is a rainstorm forecast, be sure to bring a swimsuit.
17, even gas is inert, why can't that person be lazy?
18, girls with big breasts all have neuropathy, because the peripheral nerves are necrotic and the upper margin is large.
19, there is a kind of love called "I don't care" and a kind of love called "I am unlucky".
20. In view of your curative effect, we have developed this condition.
2 1. Warm reminder from Internet cafe: Please fasten your seat belt, because the Internet speed in this Internet cafe is too fast.
22. The house price is so high that I can't even make up the down payment for your heart.
24. Why do mosquitoes get shot when they suck blood, but sanitary napkins are fine?
25. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and anyone can kill him.
26. I always wonder if the alarm clock will go fast when I am asleep.
27. The child wants to buy a toy plane with fake money. The waiter said: Your money is fake. The child said: Is your plane real?
28. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.
It is said that two men, one woman and three people will feel like a light bulb when they walk in the street. ...
30. It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. I came to class and slept all morning.
There is a kind of happiness called waiting, and there is a kind of wisdom called keeping a low profile.
0 1. Now I'm fine, pretending to be fine.
02. The wind stopped, leaving only dust falling silently.
Your smile smells of hurt, and I feel extremely distressed.
Only in the dead of night can I live better.
05. Unwilling to change the attachment to love, quietly waiting for the eternal life.
06. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony.
About love, I think it is a habit.
08. The most wonderful thing in the world is to hold your hand when you love someone.
09. There is no need to go back to the grass. If you go forward bravely, you will meet new things.
10. If the memory becomes fragments, it is because it is full of heartache.
1 1. I fled in a hurry, but you left calmly.
12. Finally, we all kept silent.
13. There is a kind of happiness called waiting, and there is a kind of wisdom called keeping a low profile.
14. Sometimes, I can understand what anger is.
15. Lies are not used to deceive each other, but to deceive themselves.
16. Once stranded, the true colors will be revealed.
17. Try to love before marriage. I said: If you love someone, you will hurt him first, because guilt is the best way to maintain love.
18. I don't want to fail, I want to; If I don't study, I want what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.
19. Beautiful misunderstandings make us more like strangers.
20. Those who have done it together all want me to be alone.
2 1. People who are duplicitous always toss and turn at night.
22. Thank you for your melodramatic entertainment.
I buried all my memories and just wanted to have a bright future.
24. Love is hard, you can't expect it to be like a dream.
25. Maybe I'm too young to know what to cherish.
26. I can choose to love you or not, but you can only choose to love me or love me more.
27. Without an antidote, I can't resist your unique signal.
28. If you don't hesitate, I won't love you.
29. How much time a man is willing to give a woman is how much he loves you.
30. Not every relationship has a beginning and an end. Not every man has a soft spot for women.
3 1. I lost it, so I know how to cherish it.
You can treat me like a child, but I can't stand your nonsense.
Because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.
34. My birth was destined to be caused by sadness.
Don't do romantic things, don't talk about sensational fancy clothes and flattering expressions, and don't think about whether you like me or not.
I often miss those happy days, then I burst into tears.
There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of giving up that is called fulfillment.
At any time in my life, I am not afraid to start all over again. Every seemingly low starting point is the only way to a higher peak.
You can't lose faith when you are sad, and you can't forget setbacks when you are happiest.
Without great difficulties, there will be no great cause.
The beauty of life comes from your love for life, and the innocence of friendship comes from your sincere treatment of friends.
People often lament the lack of beauty in life, because they lack a pair of eyes to find beauty.
Hope and disappointment torment people, but hope torments people for longer.
Rose said: not all flowers represent love; Diamonds say: not all diamonds represent eternity.
People suffer from pursuing the wrong things.
I can only watch the last bus of happiness go away-not that I missed it, but that I couldn't get on at all.
The best things are often unexpected and accidental.
Think of others, but live for yourself.
Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets!
Life is like a dance, the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.
My life is always different from their calculations I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.
The less expectations there are, the more comfortable it will be to care about people.
The best friend is when you sit quietly on the veranda without saying a word, and when you walk away, you still feel that you have had a wonderful conversation.
The value of a person is determined at the moment of being tempted.
Don't lament the setbacks, just think of all this as the preparatory work you must go through before you can achieve great things.
Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it. Life is a punishment for people who don't understand life.
Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.
When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. At the end of your life, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Whatever you do, remember it's for yourself, so there's nothing to complain about.
Don't be pessimistic in the face of difficulties.
There is no absolute fairness in life, but there is also relative fairness. On a scale, the more you get, the more you have to bear than others.
Don't hang yourself from a tree, or you will die miserably.
Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it flows.
Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.
You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate.
If you are going to get married, I will tell you a very important philosophical saying, "We must tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect. 」
I am rich not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.
It's not that someone bothers me, but that I annoy myself with someone's words and deeds.
Life is like a cup of tea, bitter … only for a while, not for a lifetime.
Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.
Behind the scenery, it is either vicissitudes or filth.
There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of giving up that is called fulfillment.
It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.
Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!
Aestheticism: There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of abandonment that is called fulfillment.
The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives.
Keep in mind the word "silence" when getting along with others; Remember the word "forbearance" when you get along with your family; Keep in mind the word "wide" when getting along with the world.
People are ordinary because they can't surpass themselves.
The heart is a pocket. Less is called scheming, more is called mind's eye, more is called scheming, and more is called scheming.
People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve the plot.
If you really love him, then you must tolerate some of his shortcomings.
My life is always different from their calculations I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.
Sometimes, we should learn to regard disappointment as harvest, because there is hope, there will be disappointment.
The less things in the body, the less natural suffering; Less words and less natural disasters; Less food in the abdomen, less natural diseases; If you think less, you will naturally have less troubles.
Don't live in other people's mouths, don't live in other people's eyes, and take your destiny into your own hands.
The so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; The so-called wedding is a ceremony for lovers to become "family"; The so-called breakup is something that a woman may not be able to do after saying a hundred words, but a man can do it once.
Being able to give love is a blessing, and being able to eliminate troubles is wisdom.
Half your destiny is in your hands, and the other half is in God's hands.
Carrying the pain of the past, mixed with the troubles of reality, is of no benefit to people's minds.
The secret of life struggle is to manage your own strengths. Managing your strengths can add value to your life, while managing your weaknesses will inevitably devalue your life.
The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.
Falling in love with someone is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you have turned loving him into a habit.
Fool's love is wholesale, only by the brute force of "let me love enough at a time"; Smart people's love is retail, and they know the subtlety of "only loving a little".
When the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you are not used, you become a layoff!
There is no soft love in a hard city, and life is not like Lin Daiyu, because there are many styles of sadness.
It's not that someone bothers me, but that I annoy myself with someone's words and deeds.
In fact, there is nothing to be confused about in life. Walk casually and smartly. Anyway, the destination is set, and there is no need to be afraid of getting lost.
There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of giving up that is called fulfillment.
Quotations: I can't remember your sweet words, but it doesn't matter. I remember your bank card password.
It's never too early or too late to care about your soul.
People should be a lentil in the workplace. No matter who steps on it, the result is still the same, flat and faint.
If we keep telling ourselves to be happy every day, it means that we are unhappy.
Don't confuse arrogance with your wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.
Don't take work as a burden. It is better to face it positively and happily than to be angry and complain. When you regard work as life and art, you will enjoy it.
The sky without clouds is still the sky; Clouds without sky are no longer clouds.
If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.
When you want to give up your dream, tell yourself to stick to it for another day, another week, another month and another year. You will find that the result of refusing to leave is surprising.
You should always forgive all beings, no matter how bad they are, even if they have hurt you, you must let go to get real happiness.
Bottom line thinking: consider the worst result first, and don't set your expectations too high, otherwise the greater your expectations, the greater your disappointment.
The heart is the biggest liar. People lie to you for a while and for a lifetime.
If marriage is the grave of love, then-blind date means looking at feng shui to give the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.
Life belongs to you, you should live according to your own wishes.
After all, there is a distance between ideal and reality, and it is this distance that gives me courage.
Living for a day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.
Doing things is just learning to be a man.
Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.