For ten years, they always fell into the water at the same time.
2. My day
Three provinces: What to eat in the morning? What to eat at noon? What to eat at night?
Real brothers, no matter how far apart we are, no matter how long we haven't been in touch, even if we change our mobile phone numbers several times, we can always find you when we want to borrow money. ......
On a hot summer day, I handed a sweaty courier a bottle of cold beer. He swallowed it in one gulp, burped and asked me what to send. 0......"
5. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means looking at feng shui as the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, and empathy means moving the grave.
Three were grave robberies!
6. gradually, I understand that it is often those small restaurants that can eat really delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service.
7. Don't check on Baidu if you feel sick. I want to make a will every time I check out.
8. "Narcissism" means that you must be reborn as a man in your next life and then marry a woman like me.
Do you know why you are jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.
I really want to care about you, but you are never sick. I really want to cry for you once, but why don't you die?
Eleven. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, then to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally left me.
12. When summer comes, I realize that "staying in a cool place" is really not a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.
Thirteen. Parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and fooling each other to call the generation gap.
14. When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if he is ugly, in case he is blind.
15. I really want to talk about a love that your mother took 10 million to let me leave you.
16. Do you think this is the bottom of your life? No! In fact, you still have room to fall.
17. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. 0. Let you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles and poor skin!
I want to buy things when I'm angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. As soon as I spend money, I lose. I get angry when I lose money.
19. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.
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Running a red light with Tenuto generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.